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Okay so...ME! I am 12 years old. I am five feet five inches tall and I am fearless. I have no idea why I sat down to write this, or what I am about to write. You see, I am a master of writing about nothing at all. I am never without a subject of conversation for I have unlimited words to convey my feelings about.... nothing. I have in fact sat down to write this bio not 30 minutes ago.. but cruel fate (my laptop over heating an shutting down.. oh snap...) left me without this truly crucial blog. You see... this isn't just about me. this is about everything. this is the world in a few paragraphs! perhaps I'm boring you with my talk of "nothing" and "the world" and myself. But the fact is, a bio, (or at least it's intention) is for taking a little piece of your soul and putting it in words for the whole world to see. I don't believe in fate. I don't believe the world will go on forever. Everything has an end. Everything has a beginning. Everything has a short time it is real, and inevitably a time it is not.
I'm not precocious. Not even close. this is ME. this is a little piece of my soul here. so pay attention! Oh and, I dream pretty graphically.... I even die in my dreams. In fact, I've just about died EVERY WAY in my dreams. I've been beheaded, drowned, stabbed, shot, smothered, strangled, injected with poison, and even died of falling from a great height. I told you I'm good at talking about nothing. It goes beyond that. I can talk about EVERYTHING. especially complete NONSENSE. I talk to myself a lot when I'm alone too. not because I'm crazy, but because I can see the words better when I speak them. When I think them I can only imagine seeing them, but when I speak them I can see them. And everything I see I can remember. Especially THE MOST USELESS UNIMPORTANT STUFF YOU CAN THINK OF! Such as mythology. I'm a mythology freak not by choice. I can tell you about all mythical creatures and creatures of legend, I can tell you at least 3 facts about them (depends on the creature though), I can tell you their origin, and misconceptions about them. I also know all the folklore, stories, fables, and superstitions of almost every culture and country, or at least region. I can also tell you where haunted places are, and I can recognize one when I see one. I'm not superstitious, and I enjoy arguing. Maybe too much. I like arguments that neither side can win. When I was 9 years old I had the opportunity to argue with a professor of theology in an "Olive Garden" restaurant. I wouldn't say I won, but I left him a little out of breath. I enjoy getting into people's heads and finding out what makes them tick. ..... okay that's just psycho!!!!!!! anyway I like seeing what makes people like the things they do and make decisions. Not because I want an example for myself but because I want...... I actually have no idea. You're probably good and asleep by now.. but read on! read on my friend. This is the only chance you'll ever get. I'm not special. I'm not unique.. (okay maybe I am) I'm not extraordinary.. I'm not a genius.. I'm not a savant.. I'm not any one of those things I'm just ME. I am Aniko Mikes and I am here. Thank you for your time... and bothering to suffer through reading this. if you didn't read it all.. SHAME ON YOU! no cookies.



and now for the magical unicorns of brexton caphalicus. (I made that up. wooo!)