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I LOVE WRITING, I really do...

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A HAPPINESS LESSON


Happiness is more then just smiling

Happiness is more then just a pretty face

Happiness is a Journey…[not a destination]

Happiness is the Answer

If you can find it that is…but…it does exist

[Success is getting what you want…Happiness is being content with what you get]



The best part of life is happiness as where the best part of happiness is love



A Piece of Advice

Do what makes you happy
Be with someone who makes you smile
Laugh as much as you breathe
And love as long as you live


And make someone happy


My name…

Maddie, In 10th grade
I enjoy writing, poetry, drawing and photography
I like anime…I have been called emo before
Call me whatever you like I know what/who I am


I love my friends…don’t mess with them or I will kill you I swear

There mine don’t hurt them

There mine don’t hurt them



STOP CHILD ABUSE


Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the
hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name,
address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
I LOVE POOPIE
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
I LOVE POOPIE
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep.
Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.


Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others
*Dont Always Cut
[if you suport emos or are emo add this to you page]



I hope no one on this site is Metrophobia right? (fear of poetry)


My Phobias
1.Iatrophobia – fear of doctors
2.Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets
3.Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
4.Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
5.Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
6.Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
7.Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
8.Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
9.Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
10.Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
11.Barophobia- Fear of gravity. (or falling)
12.Clautophobia - Fear of ELEVATORS MEEHH!
13.Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being Forgotten
14.Trypanophobia - Fear of injections
15.Eremophobia - Fear of being alone
16.Ligyrophobia - Fear of loud noises
17.Dromophobia - Fear of Crossing streets
18.Merinthophobia - Fear of being tied or bounded up




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Music is the last true voice of the human spirit. It can go beyond language, beyond age, and beyond color straight to the mind and heart of all people.

~ Ben Harper




*98 per cent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this into your message*




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|………..| Put this on your page
|………..| If you've ever pulled
|…….O.| a door that said
|………..| push on it. lmao.
|………..| That would be me.
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