"Don't worry folks, He's compleatly harmless unless something startles him."
"Wait, where's Pooky?"
(Low flying jet zooms over Blade's head.)
"Never mind, I found him!"
Ok, Ok I'll get on with the description.
I'm a 5'10 guy with longish blonde hair, trying to survive high school and not kill myself doing stupid shit with my friends and other farmhands at work. I work on a farm and I will choke you if I hear you complain about the Price of milk going up,I work hard for that milk too. trust me, I know. My fave music? Country. if you want me to name favorites i can fill up this page, but I'll leave just a few.
"Boon Docks"By Little big town
"International harvester" Craig Morgan
"Free and Easy" Dierks Bently
"Redneck yacht club" Craig Morgan
"Bubba shot the Jukebox" Mark Chesnutt
"Cleaning this Gun" Rodney Atkins
Anything that Big and Rich sang.Like i said, thouse are only a small few of the whole thing. i have two MP3's filled with this stuff.
( P.S. my face pic is actually me with my skimboard)
Fav quotes from my charaters
"Jet Fuel is Flammable, Higly."
Nick, son of Pooky
" You can never trust a guy untill he's taken a bullet."
Josef, Ex-mafia boss
"Never start a fire with gasoline."
Pooky
"You know you're strong if you can set a car alarm off by bumping into it, or that means its diet time."
Blade
" Shoot first and don't ask questions."
Hunter
" You never want to have to ask the question " Are these armed?"
Julia
"Remeber, the trigger for the rockets are on the Left, fuel jetison is on the RIGHT!"
Nick
"Never assume that the girl you just slept with isn't the Boss's daughter"
Blade
"Never let your daughter near Bio-chemicly augmented mercinarys, EVER! JUST DON'T DO IT MAN!"
Commondore
" I remeber at basic training if you ever called your weapon a gun you had to walk around the base and to everyone you saw you had to hold up your weapon and say This is my rifle, then you had to grab your crotch and say this is my gun. then point at your rifle and say this one is for shootin' the other's for fun!
"
Blade
"You do know what assuming dose don't you? It makes an ass out of you and me"
This one is from my shop teacher, Mr. Lockhart
" Cow + Boots times grab tail dosen't = fun"
Carter, me
" Cattle prod + friend's butt = Fun!!
Carter
"Is he in one piece?!?"
Blade
Learn Chinese! Quick! Easy!
(You must read these out loud)
Stupid Man Dum fuk
This is a tow away zone! naw par kin
Small horse Ti ne po in
Are you Harboring a fugitive? wo u hi ding
I just hit that coffee table I bagn mi fuk in ne
Sorry thats all i know Hope you like them
http://s5.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=31732
I keep my heart and soul in the Boon Docks.
"We Have nothing to fear but fear itself."
Frankin Delano Roseivelt
"After ten rounds of Jose Cuervo... I lost count and started countin' Again!"
Put this on your page if you are CORNFED!
My Own qotes
my unkle starts this one!
"I thought you didn't drink"
Me: "do now"
"Don't worry, it can't be that deep"
"FIRE!"
"I'm sure its harmless"
" Shit, this damn infeed roller is jammed tigheter than an Irishman in a Hong Kong whore"
"Wait, where's Pooky?"
(Low flying jet zooms over Blade's head.)
"Never mind, I found him!"
Ok, Ok I'll get on with the description.
I'm a 5'10 guy with longish blonde hair, trying to survive high school and not kill myself doing stupid shit with my friends and other farmhands at work. I work on a farm and I will choke you if I hear you complain about the Price of milk going up,I work hard for that milk too. trust me, I know. My fave music? Country. if you want me to name favorites i can fill up this page, but I'll leave just a few.
"Boon Docks"By Little big town
"International harvester" Craig Morgan
"Free and Easy" Dierks Bently
"Redneck yacht club" Craig Morgan
"Bubba shot the Jukebox" Mark Chesnutt
"Cleaning this Gun" Rodney Atkins
Anything that Big and Rich sang.Like i said, thouse are only a small few of the whole thing. i have two MP3's filled with this stuff.
( P.S. my face pic is actually me with my skimboard)
Fav quotes from my charaters
"Jet Fuel is Flammable, Higly."
Nick, son of Pooky
" You can never trust a guy untill he's taken a bullet."
Josef, Ex-mafia boss
"Never start a fire with gasoline."
Pooky
"You know you're strong if you can set a car alarm off by bumping into it, or that means its diet time."
Blade
" Shoot first and don't ask questions."
Hunter
" You never want to have to ask the question " Are these armed?"
Julia
"Remeber, the trigger for the rockets are on the Left, fuel jetison is on the RIGHT!"
Nick
"Never assume that the girl you just slept with isn't the Boss's daughter"
Blade
"Never let your daughter near Bio-chemicly augmented mercinarys, EVER! JUST DON'T DO IT MAN!"
Commondore
" I remeber at basic training if you ever called your weapon a gun you had to walk around the base and to everyone you saw you had to hold up your weapon and say This is my rifle, then you had to grab your crotch and say this is my gun. then point at your rifle and say this one is for shootin' the other's for fun!
" Blade
"You do know what assuming dose don't you? It makes an ass out of you and me"
This one is from my shop teacher, Mr. Lockhart
" Cow + Boots times grab tail dosen't = fun"
Carter, me
" Cattle prod + friend's butt = Fun!!
Carter
"Is he in one piece?!?"
Blade
Learn Chinese! Quick! Easy!
(You must read these out loud)
Stupid Man Dum fuk
This is a tow away zone! naw par kin
Small horse Ti ne po in
Are you Harboring a fugitive? wo u hi ding
I just hit that coffee table I bagn mi fuk in ne
Sorry thats all i know Hope you like them
http://s5.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=31732
I keep my heart and soul in the Boon Docks.
"We Have nothing to fear but fear itself."
Frankin Delano Roseivelt
"After ten rounds of Jose Cuervo... I lost count and started countin' Again!"
Put this on your page if you are CORNFED!
My Own qotes
my unkle starts this one!
"I thought you didn't drink"
Me: "do now"
"Don't worry, it can't be that deep"
"FIRE!"
"I'm sure its harmless"
" Shit, this damn infeed roller is jammed tigheter than an Irishman in a Hong Kong whore"
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, and quote is *Sways drunkenly* Eh?*hic*What day is it?. - I am a 15 year old guy from Pennsylvania (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Working the farm, Hunting, Trapping, goofing off with friends or playing vidio games.
- I have 75 comments, 2 contests
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Twenty people stood before me, it was a hot summer day in Pennsylvania. Unfortunately for them, I was not in a good mood. As I examined the jocks, emos, and preps before me, not one made eye contact with me, worsening my mood1100 words, 1 comment, August 28
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an old pennsylvannian myth about a ghost train.
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StarLightVampire23 on August 12So... That's cool you live in Pennsylvania! have you seen any vampires yet? ^^
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MidnightMoonStar on July 23You have to read the Wizard's Lessons Chapter 1... I finally got it done... Lol... Took a while but its done. YAY!
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MidnightMoonStar on July 16Hi... How are you? I'm totally bored. And ticked off so yeah.. This summer kind of sucks... How's yours going?
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Binelli M2 on July 14haza, I don't really know who you are so.... ummm....errrr..... I can't quite figure out why I wrote here...ummm... bye?
