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My name is Crystal.

I am normal and everyone else is weird. I spend way too much time daydreaming, and not enough paying attention. I am extremely paranoid, so please don’t help that fact. I am the opposite of photogenic, but that’s probably because I look ugly all the time. I am a tomboy, and am not above occasionally wishing to be a guy .

I will firmly state that I was born from a test tube, if anyone asks. I can never say no to sweets, or people. I prefer to be in solitude mostly. I write all original stories, since it allows me to be more original with my work. I take great pride in the fact I'm always leaving a reader wondering. I hate putting the whole story in, because when does that ever happen in real life, anyways?

As a small child, my favorite past time was continually running into walls, and I believe a large part of my imagination came from that. Never believe what my friends tell you about me, I am perfectly fine . My favorites include 66, blue, flying penguins, and anything sweet. Please don't diss the muffins: I don't like when people do that.

Above all, I enjoy spending time on my computer. I love my kitty, don’t ever doubt that. Just because I horde sharp objects and candy in my room doesn’t mean I’m a packrat. I am not judgmental, and hope that in return I will not be judged. (It never seems to work.) I am very afraid person, you do not need to tell me.

I have imaginary friends, just like all lonely middle children should.