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FOR COMING TO MY PAGE I'M GIVING YOU A PENNY...(1)...DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE.:P  

Hello everyone,

Let me get one thing stright before I start...I am not goth...I am not emo...I am a HUMAN BEING...scary I know:P...I just like to pretend I'm scary...but, sadly I'm not*tear*...oh well, now that I got that out of the way...

My name is Ali and it's not short for anything it's simply Ali. But sometimes I'm called AliCat. :D

I listen to any type of music. Whatever floats my boat. But Evanescence is my favorite.

My favorite author is Scott Westerfeld. Midnighters would be my fav from his books.

I LOVE PANDAS!!!!! ^_^

I also love my crazy insane best friend Kelsey. She's freakin AWESOME! If you don't know her than your missing out on a lot of fun.

Oh, before I forget...PLZ READ MY STORIES. I really need some feedback cuz my friends are probably to scared to tell me what they really think. (Except Kelsey) So plz tell me what you think about them. I don't care if you hate them. I just really want to know how they are. Thx. ^_^

I love to joke around with people...and*looks to the left, looks to the right* I love math:O..hehe...no one read that.

I'm also inlove with my computer...I spend all my money(whenever I have some) on it.

I'll talk about ANYTHING...no joke...I also have a very very big secret...*looks to left, looks to right, runs outside, runs down the block*...sorry I can't tell you...people are listening to me O.o haha...if you really want to know you can just ask...:)

*Hears tapping on window, looks outside* KILLER FLOWERS KILLER FLOWERS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

-AC

Things To Do At Walmart When You're Bored

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bed department.

Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say, "Hm... I thought the customer was always right!"

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Tune all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.(Haha that's my favorite :P)

(This is wow...)

A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle, going over 90 mph on the road.
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
*girl takes off helmet and puts it on*
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would EVER do this for ANYONE, please put this on your page.