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I spent my whole life believing I was on the right track, only to discover I was on the wrong fricking train.
 

Funny Sayings!

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so, sleep in late!

If at first you don't suceed, cheat and repeat until caught, and then lie.

Very few problems can't be solved with the suitable application of high explosives.

RJ and JJ present -- CREEPY REVOLUTIONS!!!!

So, we have discovered a whole new lucrative enterprise on the black market. CREEPY. Sell creepy, buy creepy, fence creepy, stroke creepy, BE creepy! 
Avaliable from all backwater stores, or contact the Creepy Dealers, namely, me, JJ and Sarah! <-- Kudos to Sarah for discovering the Creepy atom. The 2008 Ignoble prize goes to her.

Anyway. ~Ahem~

Well - after having watched a bunch of war movies, including Black Hawk Down, Behind Enemy Lines and some others ... I just changed my avatar to an anti-war icon to spread the word of PEACE.

Oh, yes. JOIN MY GROUP. Well, *reconsiders* It's sorta dead at the moment, so, join Regal House - (That's also kinda in its twilight years ... )

Regal House
RJ Writing Club

Or, yes, you could enter my godawesome Publishing Company - which I stole from a friend. Imaginization Publishing

And, I have joined the ranks of SW's finest the Mods. Still going through training and stuff - but, if you have any thing you wanna ask me, shoot.  I'll give it mah best.

 

Well, I'm from Mars. And my wife's from Venus. Dunno why, I read that somewhere.
I'm a hip (If I may say so myself) twentysomething (24, actually) dude living in Western Australia -- Up the Colonials! Hehe ...
An architect by day and a randomizer the rest of the time. I'm Randy, by the way. Randy Jackson. RJ.

~~~ If you so dare to make one funny comment about anything pertaining to Idol judges or black men, so help me God. It's my name. What can I say? Take it up with my parents. ~~~

My wife, Sera is my best mate and soulmate and she's basically my sounding board, and my aspirin pill. I go insane, and she's there to ease me back to this reality. I get angry, and she's there to ease me back to normality and happyness. (Well, if I get angry at her, I'd end up with a black eye and four teeth left before you could say "Red Bacon And Beans".)
Basically, I'm crazy about her. Always will be.

Writing - I tend to write SciFi, Fantasy, and, more recently, Romantic Comedy type things. Sci Fi, basically appeals to me, cause I can do whatever the heck I want in that universe. Blow up suns, shoot aliens, fly in cool kickass ships and forget about life. Until, of course, some nut comes along and decries my stories as technologically inaccurate and *imitates whiny geek voice* "There's not enough bandwith in the universe to do that .."

Screw bandwidth. I only care that I have enough to go online, on SW, Yahoo, and the BBC page.

Yeah, I so use the Net.

Yes, my cat. I acutally want a dog, but, yeah, women. Tabby, male, and really lazy. 

HaXXor -- David. My dad! Haven't seen the old chap in a while ... *starts hunting* He's cool to be with, anywho .. when he's actually here..

Dreams of Insanity -- Evan. My mommy! *puppydogeyes* Yeah, a reall great mom. She didn't know she had me till some distant cousin pointed this out. Geez. Incredibly smart girl, nonetheless.

Ice Wolf -- My cousin!! Pwns my real ones to oblivion. She's always goofd to talk to, and is always there for her mates.

YourGuardianWarrior -- Alex. Insists on calling me Maggie (after an old SN of mine, Elder Magi) and is my sweet sis. *glomps Alex*

Taylor Renee -- Tay Tay. Another MIA. What the heck is wrong with this world now?! My sis, too. I love this chick. *hugs* Ah HA! She's back.  

Cheerful.Panda -- Miranda. Sis. Great gal, and fun to talk to. *throws a pie at the Panda and hits the road, laughing madly.*

Darth Maul -- Sinem. My bestest sis. *huggles his sis* Wonderful person, and passionate about the environment. *flashes Greenpeace* Go you!

Aaez -- cool dude and bro and abosolutely awesome writer.   Random and funny, and like to roll around in glitter.
 
Tiger-Lily -- AWESOME CLASS. She's cool. 'Nuff said. If you haven't read her stories, you're seriously missing out! She's got the RAWRs. And she's my neice. Did I mention she's seriously hot?

Nagamasa --Luke. Cool Hand Luke. Deep poet, this chap.

lizardman -- Lachlan. My weird and funny nephew. Likes to play in the sandbox with high explosive.

Chrisse -- Christina. Smart girl, this one. Can horse ride, too ... and lives roundabout where I do, so, it's all good. She think's I'm coolawesomefunny, and for that, she deserves a

DoozerDan --Dan. This guy's a classic. Just visit his page, he's more funnier than me. I can't do him justice.

You.Me.Now -- She's a revolutionist. Revo!!! In all the senses of the word ...

Azaradelle -- Lorika. She likes red wine. Complete that thought with -> She writes goddamn well too. Fellow Mod.

GuitarShank -- Fellow mod. I take orders from this 18 year old. *shakes head* He's cool, though.  

IrishYndina -- Nicole. Amazing person and so good with words. She likes to return pranks in kind, so, watch out!

Iridescent Love -- Otherwise known as SherryBun! She's mine, so ... back up, buddy. So cute. And extremely cuddlyful. And she likes to call me Mr. Fuzzles. 

DoozerDan - Funny Bastard. Hilarious.
Andy Stephenson - This guy has a truckload of trophies and is among SW's creme de la creme. READ him.
Azaradelle - This girl writes like she's possessed ....
Tiger-Lily - Like vamps? Like high school? Read her stories for your fix, She's got everything you need in a great yarn.
You.Me.Now - JJ's got class. Enough said.
KeasbeyMornings - Maximo's got some great reads for all you dysfunctional teens.
Gary Alexander - His humourous satires force us to think about life, and laugh.

Goerge Bush (I don't respect him, I can't even spell his name right, lol)
Insects of all sorts (This should be a hate.)
Noisy folks next door
My sucky memory (see my diary entry stories for why ..haha)
racist rednecks
Texan accents .. dunno why..can't understand a word they say, lol ... :/
My full name ...Randy Jackson. Honestly, Mum,Dad.
And Whiny Folks.

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Nicked the little bunny offa my sis's page, hehe.

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And this one's my bro's. Hip! Paste him onto your page to help him rule the world!!

And final thoughts ... love life, live free and die hard! (In that order.)

Cheers,

Randy

"Be My Escape" - Relient K