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Greetings. I am RegalTheft, first descendant of RegalQueen...not really. I'm just a fella who tries to make everybody think positive in the only way I know how...laughter.

My IQ is 154 - Free-IQTest.net - IQ Test

If you've ever fallen asleep during sex (not after), post this on your page...I know I haven't. (yes!)

Rain seems to have stopped...*pokes head out window and gets struck by lightning*

I'll accept these nicknames:

RT (preferred), Regal, Lager, Thief, Reggie, The inator

I've been known to make specialised face images for my friends here at SW, so IM me and tell me your email, your username and what you would like on it.

Previous Usernames:

regaltheft
Regaltheft
Regaltheft V2
Regal Theft

I could be described in 5 words:

Psychotic
Hilarious
-loving
Friendly
Hilarious (crap, I said that before. Meh.)

Emoticons I use:

or - I use these for happy and sad situations (duh!).
- I use this for when I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
- I use this when the story I read is exceptional.
- Obviously for when some idiot's spamming my guestbook or messagebox.
- I use this little fella for a lot of things, hehe.
or - When I find something that makes me laugh (yes, I did say laugh), I use these. is of better laugh value than .
- Beware if you find this on one of my comments. Beware I tells you!
- I use this one a lot too, hehe.
- Just felt like putting this one in. No particular reason.
*penis* - ...Damn, that's not an emoticon.

Now, let me introduce all my SW mates! If you see this icon, this member is highly commended by me.

Regalcrime (Ma) - My partner in regalness. Also part of my real family. Unfortunately we don't have the same taste in weird and stupid stories, but that's okay!

SeleneStone (Joann) - Kind woman with a good heart. She's nice to everyone so I don't think I'm very special.

Ted E Bare (Ted) - Gotta love his interviews. He has a good way of thinking of what the interviewee (is that even a word? ) would answer.

GuitarShank (Dave, Shank) - A moderator here at SW, and a social kind of fella too. Ask him something on the forum and he'll answer it, nothing more to be said.

Regal Addlepate (Dan) - I'm proud to say this fella has the same sort of mind as me. Read his story 'Why I Don't Write Romance'.

The Wolves (Ice, also known as Ruth - Snow - RJ, also known as Randy) - Consists of people like ice wolf, RxxSpiritWolfxxJ and SnowRose-Wolf. Bunch of good fellas.

Andy Stephenson (Andy) - A greeter here at SW, and a miracle worker. This man is a GENIUS! He has answered all of my questions and queries and has helped me time and time again. He's an awesome writer too, I don't think I've seen that many trophies in my life!

Mumbles 1992 (Courtney) - One friend I have had for a long time. She loves doing poetry.

sasukes-girl (Toni) - Yet ANOTHER one of my good friends. Very sweet and caring.

Prodigious.Mirth (Blair) - I don't think I've seen someone on SW who can post about a thousand entries in one day. I don't who how s/he does it but they're good. Real good.

Azaradelle (Lori) - A moderator here at SW. A very nice person, and loves to talk.

Mephitic ID Synergy (?) - Another one of your typical uni kids, just like me. This fella gives pure, honest critiques that will really improve your writing. If you want a good comment, this is the person to see.

Justin-M-Bernard (Justin) - Finally, another person with a passion for graphics like me! But seriously, we're good mates, and he writes some pretty good stories too.

Kylia Skydancer (Kylia) - A very helpful person with strong opinions and perspectives. She could probably convince me that I was a if she wanted to.

Family:

Ma - Mother (obviously)
Ruth - Cousin
RJ - Cousin
Kylia - Cousin
Dan - Cousin
Lori - Aunt
Joann - Cousin (that makes 5)
OKG - Brother

Waiting for more agreements...

Housemates:

Ice, Dan, Dave, RJ, Aurora, Joann, a couple of others, and yours truly, RT. If you want to share opinions, play games, pester Butters the cat or just have some back-up place to hide for a few years , please, join!

Currently...
Wearing: Nothing. Nah just kidding. Casual clothes, that's about it.
Eating: . What else would I be eating?
Drinking:
Thinking about: My reputation level and my next stupidly funny story.
Single?: No. I got Pamela Anderson naked in my bed at the moment. *mutters under voice* Suckers.
Conquering: Italy. I was done with Australia ages ago. Same with France.
Looking at: This website. (duh! )
Wanking?:

Info:

Name: T. King (can't show full name for security reasons)
Alias: RegalTheft (RT)
Residence: Ipswich, QLD, Australia
Family: Mother, and two pets.
Mates: 40-odd.
Favourite Pet: Sable German Shepherd Dog
Favourite Food(s): Lasagne, ice-cream and mangos (mangoes? )
Favourite Drink: Creaming soda.
Hobbies: See 'When I'm not writing...'
Dislikes: John Howard, bugs, heights (SEVERE )
Total SW stories: Above 10.
Total trophies: 5 (1G, 1S, 2B, 2HM).
Current hilarity level: 75%

'We are born to look,
We are called to watch,
We are compelled to visualise.'

--Regaltheft, Graduation Day, 13th December '06

I like to make links cause links are fun to make!