PsychoticVampiress• Show stories

Well, you can call me Amber. (But I much prefer Ameye.) I am 5'10", brown and blonde hair, brown eyes. I am on the BCHS Bowling Team and on the Newspaper Staff, and I play the guitar and try to be a good actress. I'm a big writer.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

My SW Friends (you'd be surprised how many i have)

alreadyloveuforever
Alvilos
andysgirl09
Angel of Fire
Artful Dodger
Asylume-Case
Bella-Cacciatore
Bethany
BlueberryQueen Aura
Chanel Lyrics
Cheeze panda
Crazy4vampires
Dny
Drey
Edge
EmeraldLullaby
Firestar-
flaire tenasaga
ForeverRose
GardenSunlight
Gothick Girl
GrimDeath
Jack the Ripper
kibles010
kikiko
Killmemylove
kisagrl95
KixiusMaximusArsus
Leaveoutalltherest
life-locked
LilMissFearless
Maximus throtle
Nightmarish Waltz
NinjaJay
NotMyselfAnymore
ohmygoth
PassionWriter
scot
sethera
SickBoySako
Sith Lord Alvarez
The Unforgiven 2
Thedamned77
Tokiohotelswife
Vampiric souls
Wildpaw-Lily
xx-Chel-xx
xX-Doll-Xx
XxHeroValentinexX
XxsarahbooxX
XxSkyTheRainbowxX
xXSnickiesXx
YyTheMorpheryY
Elvenfairy
Lord- Voldemort1
lunaluvstwlight
Magius Avvail
Mrs. Zero
comatose princess


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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Rats, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!

What's this doing here?

That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

What about an earthquake?