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My name is Anne, and I can charm you off your feet if you don't mind losing a limb or two in the process.

I'm into reading, writing, sex, being an angsty little artist, make up, violence, MUSIC, cyborgs, video games, being fancy and pompous, erotic decapitation, laughing, baking cookies, swearing like the fucking cunt I am.

You know, the usual.
Anyway...

WARNING:
- I laugh way too much; I never take anything seriously
- I cannot wait for the future (I'm a sucker for robots/laser guns/space travel/astrophysics and such)!
- I have a hard time telling the difference between being nice and being a good liar.
- I'm a bit of a hypocrite, and I absolutely love it
- I will judge you based on your writing
- I'm far too nerdy to be as pretty as I am
- I love violent atrocities and ridiculous psychos that commit them (or, at least, I think they're terribly interesting)
- I love things that are silly
- I think time travel should be illegal. Hence, I have a mild opposition to reading stories in which this takes place.
- My firstborn's middle name is going to be "Daring"
- I'm a little narcissistic. Not that I think I'm great, I just think EVERYONE is terrible.
- I know I should hate myself for being such a bad person
- but I don't
- I have to go return some video tapes

Despite all this, I'm actually pretty likable.
Until you get to know me, that is.

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My Stories

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My Poetry

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  • My Favorite Poem Ever
    A house of cards
    Collapses into a river
    <100 words, October 2
  • [ Worms crawling ]
    Worms crawling
    In absolute darkness
    <100 words, October 2
  • Heaven
    Festering in my rotten flesh
    Maggots burrow in my skin
    <100 words, October 2

My journal entries

  • I should probably be sleeping.
    Everyone is fucking stupid. The world is just full of idiots. They never shut the fuck up THEY NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP do you realize how horrible this is? DO YOU UNDERSTAND no, you don't you can't you can never 1 You know, sometimes (most of the time) I find myself dwelling on how everyone on the goddamn
    September 9, In Angst, Contemplative, My life, Thoughts.  200 words. → Make first comment?
  • Samus is a bitch anyway
    So bored. So bored. So goddamn bored. 1 I'm so bored I could ride a train into the ocean and watch fireworks with fishes. 2 I could never be a chef. Aside from the fact that I fucking suck at cooking, I just dislike too many foods to really make anything with that much variety. If I opened a restaurant, t
    September 1, In Bored.  200 words. → 6 comments, Add one?

Guest Book

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  • Melissa HoneyBee on November 16
    Hey again Anne, I'm a little sad that I have to say goodbye right above the message I said Hello in.
    I'm sad I didn't really get to know you in the group. Good luck with your writing. Hopefully I'll cyber cya around .
    Luck, Melissa.
  • Melissa HoneyBee on November 4
    Hmmm... Welcome to the Weird and Random. I think people should come with a warning lable more often. Nice to meet you, or at least cyber meet you. Sex.. hmm.. we have that in common..
    Feel free to add something to the group list, and create your own group topic. Standard meet and greet procedure
    Have a nice day
    Melissa
  • Nainsell : Your profile is fucked up on September 17
    /facepaw
  • Otacon on September 16
    Oh, BTW
    Josh Dies' new book is coming out in November
    8D!

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