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Hi, Hello, sup, greetings, Namaste, Bonjour what ever you wanna say but, never say goodbye.
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porilfe!
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that is from sparkling shanice's page

My sw family:
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Brother: VioletRays,
Sister: Rosalie Hale, rainybear, Sparkling Shanice
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Pets: IXLuvXNickXJonas(kitty!!)
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i join this website that gives you free stuff and it really works!! if you wanna joined click/copy and paste the first link trust me its not a scam at all i thought it was till my brother got his prize in th mail heres the the link to the video video he posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPIG4uBGvE

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Guest Book

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  • Nicky R on May 23
    Nice! Hahaha, the first part was funny! =D Sorry I didn't reply earlier, I didn't go here so often. Wanna be friends? =)
  • edward-forever : hey preeti on May 1
    can i join ur family?
    pretty please with a cherry on top?
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    Heyheyhey! Wazzup sista!

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  • jennjenn95 on April 3
    hey Sorry I dint upload Part 2, I have now, and thank you so much for reading the first, one. Sorry again

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