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Shit, I changed my name from Seshat Kitty and now I'm stuck with Peachy for two weeks... Oh, right, people might actually be reading this.

Why hello there curious traveler. You are one of the fortunate, or not so fortunate, ones who have stumbled upon my domain.

Welcome, yes, welcome.....

 

Hello, my name is...... Uuuuh. Good question. Hold on.*scrolls up and looks at username*

Hello, I'm Seshat Kitty if you didn't already know, but you already do, so just call me Kitty, everyone else does XD

This site is all about writing so I thought it would seem fit to tell you some of my favourite authors. Skip this part if you get bored easily.

My favourite authors:

Dean Koontz (favourite author of all time! *Falls head over heels for his ideas and originality*)
J.K.Rowling
R.R.Tolkien
Stephen King
Sidney Sheldon
And many, many more but I can never remember names.

I think I read too much and call me a druggie but I am always drugged up on a good book or writing a story; it's just how I function. I know: worrying right? But you can't change me so there's no use trying.

I'm obsessed with quotes so here are some of my favourites Aren't I nice?

Quotes

"I don't think I'm nuts but then again the nut is always the last to know" from the book The Face by Dean Koontz XD

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
 Marcus Tullius Cicero

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
 Oscar Wilde

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."
— Dr. Seuss

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
— Mark Twain

"Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric."
— Bertrand Russell

"The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door."
-Christopher Moore

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs."
— Stephen King

"I have the heart of a small boy...and I keep it in a jar on my desk."
— Stephen King

"I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud."
— Stephen King

"Speak less than thou knowest, know more than thou showest". -William Shakespeare 

"I'm not your normal, average girl, but then again, who is your normal average girl when no one is normal, because everyone is unique?" 

-Me when I was bored  

"No one on this earth is perfect, but when you love someone with your whole heart, you complete them and in your eyes, they're nothing but perfect"

-Me again!

"Hate is easy, love takes courage" 

- I don't know but I like it.

"Treat me like your homework: slam me on the table and do me all night long"

-I don't know but it sure cracked me up!

"I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect, either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him. "

  "Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."

  "There is no great genius without some touch of madness." Lucius Annaeus Seneca 

"Welcome, young pervy one, to the world of YAOI...." lol

"Some call me a genius, some call me a mad person, but what I call myself is closest to the truth. An eccentric optimist".

-Me

"I'm not normal, I'm abnormal, and everyone agrees that's a lot better". 

-Me

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease that is always fatal"

-I can't remember

"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours".

 Those aren't all my favourites, I definitely have a lot more but I can't remember them. 

I suck at life, but I'm wicked cool.....

What else can I say?
Well I like pretty much all the Tim Burton movies and The Nightmare Before Christmas is my favourite movie of all time!

Want to hear my wisdom quote for the day? Of course you do!

An onion a day keeps everyone away.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in.

*grins awkwardly*

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“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

Concerning my stories, I usually stick to the darker side of genres. I have written a few serial killer stories but then I read a Dean Koontz book where the killer has the same motivation as my killers. I raged for a whole day. So much for originality *sobs pathetically*

I also write some romance but they're usually sad and dreary but I try not to make them cliche, heaven knows I try. You'll have to take a look at them and tell me if I've succeeded *chucks massive hint at reading her stories*

I've tried my inexperienced hand at writing humour and....... let's just say that it didn't go so well. Yeah, let's just say that. I will under no circumstances mention how it caused hundreds of people to hurl themselves off buildings or suck on exhaust pipes. And heaven forbid if anyone finds out that some even went as far as to read a Twilight book instead of reading my badly written humour.

Oh, the shame

Yes, that's right: I hate Twilight so much that I have written many rants concerning the pile of excrement that some consider to be a book. Sorry if that offended you but it is MY opinion and it's on MY page.

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it...

*kidding*

I am absolutely AWESOME. (Agree or die)

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Music is a big part of my life. Enormous part in fact. I play the violin and love classical to rock and some metal but abhor jazz, country and most rap. Just how I roll, my little potato homies!

Yeah, anyway.....

Favourite Bands or Artists:

My Chemical Romance (the amount of passion they put into their work is just breathtaking! Their songs are pure, raw emotion! Yup I love them ^_^)
The Used: *insert fangirl scream here* They're songs are amazing! Bond (quartet)
Bowling for Soup
Nigel Kennedy (violinist)
Simple Plan. Sam Sparro (His shoes are just da bomb XD But of course, that's not the only reason he's awesome: his voice is amazing!
Green Day.

Studying: take the S-T-U off and it’s just dying.

Alright, that's enough about me, go read my stories; they're much more interesting, I assure you!

Come on: if you managed to put yourself through such inhumane torture (aka: reading my profile ), you can surely read one of my stories. Please? Do it for the cutsie little bats?

Roses are red,

bullets are lead,

love and marry me,

or get shot in the head.

I lol'd

Toodles mah little glitter monkeys!