Once upon a time, hundreds of years ago...well the early 90's, a baby girl was born. Yeah, yeah, not the most earth shattering event, I know.
But her crying was. Ear shattering, anyway.
Now, somthing-teen years later, I am sitting here, about to give you half a dozen lists to scroll past. Why?
Because I'm bored, and because I feel like making your life a living hell!
I suppose I should introduce myself, and all that jazz.
I'm Jacs (pronounced Jacks). Weaver of words, lover of literature and supporter of sarcasm, my resume contains little more than my address and phone number, seeing as I am in grade 11.
One day, when the world ends and drags my time at school along with it, I will be left to terrorise the real world. If everything goes to my very long, detailed plan then I will be studying medicine, probably after a science or biomedical degree.
But, hey, sometimes life throws you curveballs, so look carefully next time you go to McDonald's, because my straight A's may just count for nothing.
You'll recognise me by my horn and one eye. Kidding. I've got blonde-y brown hair with new foils (yay), blue eyes and have a thin but...slightly vertically challenged built. I will be wearing a mask of disgust and boredom if you meet me at McDonald's, and I may just make a couple of satirical and sarcastic jokes at your expense, seeing as I hate fast food and all.
Normally though, I'm fast to smile and always up for a laugh. That sentence may sound a little pathetic and optimistic...*rereads*
I am not going to list all my stories with detailed summaries: *grumpy-old-man-with-cane voice* stop being lazy and find them yourselves! *puppy dog eyes* But if you want to comment, I'd really appreciate it.
Writing wise, I enjoy angst or sarcastic humour (you've probably guessed). What can I say; sarcasm is the world's compensation for overly perky blondes with unrealistic optimism. I have started two novels and deserted them, but I have a good feeling about my newest, What Really Lies Beyond. *slaps head* Damn. Now I've jinxed it.
I turn the TV on to watch a few different shows...namely: House, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Brothers and Sisters (fine I'll admit it). You will never, ever, ever, see me watching a reality TV show. The name its self is idiotic: what the hell is realistic about a heavily scripted program that represents only the stupid, blonde, stupid beautiful, stupid, and psychologically unbalanced section of the community.
Sorry, probably should have warned you I'm cynical as well.
Books...I like...get ready...mystery/thriller/crime/angst and generally well written genres. Don't throw rotten tomatoes, but I'm not a big fan of fantasy or dark...
Moving on...
I was born in the wrong generation. Just thought I'd get it out there. See, there is one thing I love almost as much as...no, more than any other inanmate thing:
BBC COMEDY
Yes, Blackadder, Black Books, The Vicar of Dibley, Fawlty Towers, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Are You Being Served?, The IT Crowd, the Aussie one Mother and Son, and to some extent Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, The Goodies, Keeping Up Appearances, Ripping Yarns, Montey Python and...well...there are so many good ones.
Anybody who knows what I'm talking about: IM me
Anybody who doesn't: stand there while I point and laugh and yell DEPRIVED, DEPRIVED, DEPRIVED.
Music, music, music. Well, I play the violin but I hate classical. Yeah, go figure.
I enjoy rock, pop, whining guys and soulful guitar riffs. Anything but country.
I shall finish with a quote. Not three hundred quotes that will take up three pages. Just two. Six. Ten.
Okay, okay, three.
(lol, I can be a little crazy sometimes)
Okay, I began looking and there are too many ones I love
Look up the Sarcasm Society on Google and laugh until you are rolling around on the floor
1. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
2. It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
And my serious one...
3. All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing
- Sir Francis Bacon
And now, if you have made it to this point, I have one thing left to say.
GO READ MY STORIES!!
LEAVE GOOD COMMENTS!!
And I shall return them.
I think I'm just about done...yes go cry in the corner and turn emo.
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But her crying was. Ear shattering, anyway.
Now, somthing-teen years later, I am sitting here, about to give you half a dozen lists to scroll past. Why?
Because I'm bored, and because I feel like making your life a living hell!
I suppose I should introduce myself, and all that jazz.
I'm Jacs (pronounced Jacks). Weaver of words, lover of literature and supporter of sarcasm, my resume contains little more than my address and phone number, seeing as I am in grade 11.
One day, when the world ends and drags my time at school along with it, I will be left to terrorise the real world. If everything goes to my very long, detailed plan then I will be studying medicine, probably after a science or biomedical degree.
But, hey, sometimes life throws you curveballs, so look carefully next time you go to McDonald's, because my straight A's may just count for nothing.
You'll recognise me by my horn and one eye. Kidding. I've got blonde-y brown hair with new foils (yay), blue eyes and have a thin but...slightly vertically challenged built. I will be wearing a mask of disgust and boredom if you meet me at McDonald's, and I may just make a couple of satirical and sarcastic jokes at your expense, seeing as I hate fast food and all.
Normally though, I'm fast to smile and always up for a laugh. That sentence may sound a little pathetic and optimistic...*rereads*
I am not going to list all my stories with detailed summaries: *grumpy-old-man-with-cane voice* stop being lazy and find them yourselves! *puppy dog eyes* But if you want to comment, I'd really appreciate it.
Writing wise, I enjoy angst or sarcastic humour (you've probably guessed). What can I say; sarcasm is the world's compensation for overly perky blondes with unrealistic optimism. I have started two novels and deserted them, but I have a good feeling about my newest, What Really Lies Beyond. *slaps head* Damn. Now I've jinxed it.
I turn the TV on to watch a few different shows...namely: House, Bones, Grey's Anatomy, Brothers and Sisters (fine I'll admit it). You will never, ever, ever, see me watching a reality TV show. The name its self is idiotic: what the hell is realistic about a heavily scripted program that represents only the stupid, blonde, stupid beautiful, stupid, and psychologically unbalanced section of the community.
Sorry, probably should have warned you I'm cynical as well.
Books...I like...get ready...mystery/thriller/crime/angst and generally well written genres. Don't throw rotten tomatoes, but I'm not a big fan of fantasy or dark...
Moving on...
I was born in the wrong generation. Just thought I'd get it out there. See, there is one thing I love almost as much as...no, more than any other inanmate thing:
BBC COMEDY
Yes, Blackadder, Black Books, The Vicar of Dibley, Fawlty Towers, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Are You Being Served?, The IT Crowd, the Aussie one Mother and Son, and to some extent Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, The Goodies, Keeping Up Appearances, Ripping Yarns, Montey Python and...well...there are so many good ones.
Anybody who knows what I'm talking about: IM me
Anybody who doesn't: stand there while I point and laugh and yell DEPRIVED, DEPRIVED, DEPRIVED
.Music, music, music. Well, I play the violin but I hate classical. Yeah, go figure.
I enjoy rock, pop, whining guys and soulful guitar riffs. Anything but country
. I shall finish with a quote. Not three hundred quotes that will take up three pages. Just two. Six. Ten.
Okay, okay, three.
(lol, I can be a little crazy sometimes)
Okay, I began looking and there are too many ones I love
Look up the Sarcasm Society on Google and laugh until you are rolling around on the floor 1. I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
2. It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman
And my serious one...
3. All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing
- Sir Francis Bacon
And now, if you have made it to this point, I have one thing left to say.
GO READ MY STORIES!!
LEAVE GOOD COMMENTS!!
And I shall return them
.I think I'm just about done...yes go cry in the corner and turn emo.
<<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<
StoryWrite Friends/Family
a-little-angel
Andrew Timothy
Arithni
Azaradelle
CorvusCornix
Diddi
Frozen Angel
Hunter-by-moonlight
Kestrel Esoteric
NiceGirl
OkapiShomapi
Pomodorina
Prim-Rose
RxxSpiritWolfxxJ
SaintSeaShell
Taylor Renee
Xilonest Xelonos
- Last seen 1 day ago. Member since September 23, 2007.
- I am a 14 year old girl (Australia)
- When I'm not writing, I'm hiding under your bed *evil laugh*.
- I am in the groups A Barrel of Laughs, Advice, Authers Unite, Beware Of Intelligence, Christian Writers, Darkness Surrounds us, Five Person Story, Friends, Group for Stuff, I luv to write, If You Have Ever Been Down In The Dumps, Imaginization Publishing, Ink on Paper, MUSIC LOVERS The group for anybody, RJ Writing Club, Raining Emotions, Random Things, SW Prom A Night of Illusions, Seeing Is Believing, Serious Authors, Story Write Oscars, StoryWrite Poetry, StoryWrite University, Storywriter Inc, Super Long Stories, THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING GROUP NAME THAT I COULD THINK OF WITHOUT GETTING KICKED OFF THE SITE oh wait theres more Oh yeah this is a group for anyone to just meet new people yada yada you know, The EAS Community, The Storywriter Corner Shop, The aussie fan club, The random group for random people to talk about random things at any time of the random day, The title I was going to call this group must have been too long so this is it, True Talent, Waterfalls and Silent Shades Moonstone and Souls of Jade, Whats Up With The World and the People In It, Writing Review, Youth Group for Christian Writers, i hate being called short, weird bored people
- I have 332 comments, 3 contests
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A faceless enemy forces him to run from everything he knows to save the woman he loves, before a web of deception traps them forever.3500 words, 12 comments, April 25. In Adventure, Crime, Drama, Fiction, First person, Love, Novel, Unfinished. Reward
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A faceless enemy forces him to run from everything he knows to save the woman he loves, before a web of deception traps them forever. What5900 words, 40 comments, April 16. In Adventure, Crime, Drama, Fiction, First person, Love, Mystery, Unfinished
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I'd prefer either a title or word prompt, and in the humour genre, if possible.<100 words, 1 comment, September 28
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And once again, everything was fine. Or at least, that was their illusion.
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Of course I'd lock myself out on the worst day of weather London has ever seen. Lady Luck wouldn't miss an opportunity like that!
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Bumbling brooks and silky streams, / Curled round the evergreens. / Whose browning leaves made dappled plains, / Where once the snow had been. / / The dandelions and marigolds, / Reached for the dying sun. / W
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RxxSpiritWolfxxJ on October 13Hey ... been an awfully long time ... How are ya?
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Black Dragon15 : Two Things on September 27A. I LOVE A Bit of Fry and Laurie! [Though I haven't seen it in a REALLY long time...
] Keeping Up Appearances... not so much. Then again, haven't watched that in way too long too.
B. AMAZING talent. 'nuff said.
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Ssmm on September 18wow, prolific and incredibly good writing for a person of your age. i am impressed. oh, and cynicallity is way more fun than optimism, because you get to be mean, which is obviously a BLAST. your reading habits seem promising. i'm sick of people whose entire literary experience consists of harry potter or the twilight series. but all of this to say:
i was bored out of my mind and i liked your story so i dropped by to check things out. i'm pretty much addicted to reading, so once i finish with my next David Morrell novel, (i haven't started yet, so roughly 2-3 days) i will probably start reading your stuff. i usually comment. but now i'm just rambling because i'm the pompous A-hole who takes up huge chunks of the comment section at the bottom of the page, as though i actually have something to say. but now i've claimed a vast territory for my senseless rambling, so with that, i shall retire. -
Frozen Angel on July 4Hey Y'all! How are you? We haven't talked in like, FOREVER! Okay, it hasn't been that long. Just wanted to stop in and say hi, so HI!
*Frozen Angel*
