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Are you as strange as me?

Do you think you'll ever be?

I, my dears, am Oddems. Not Odd or Ems, but Oddems, the one and only! Though I'm sure that won't be for long - people seem to conform to the oddest ideas these days. I will never be normal, perfect, original, different, or even extraordinary. Just odd. But I like it that way. :]

I am here to share my opinions and works with the silent audience in hope for advice and corrections. One pair of eyes is never enough especially when, as a friend reminded me, it may seem perfect one day but the next could seem a complete catastrophy. I'm going to keep trying for that golden line of imperfection though.

On a more deeper level, I would love to converse with any about you about anything. Need someone to argue with? Check. Someone to make you feel as if the youth may actually still be intelligent? Check. Someone with both complete common sense and book sense? Er, not so much of a check - you may want to seek elsewhere for common sense advice. =D

So my little dearies, take a look at the stories below, strike up an interesting conversation, and find out just how lucky you are to be sane.

Never & Never,

Lexx :]]

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  • Cyril Huntinghawk on November 14
    Hello Hobbit. Been destroying any rings that epic Orc Warlords made lately? Or been stealing any treasure from great red dragons?(The Hobbit Reference)

    Or did you leave with the elves to wherever they're going?
  • Anti Creative on November 13
    Well I rapture you, with abhorance of course.

    Get on msn if you can.
  • Anti Creative on November 13
    well i detest you. with adoration, of course.
  • Anti Creative on November 13
    Ah, but you lust me. With disgust of course.

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