Please, feel free to IM me with anything. 

 

I breathe in every particle you drive through.


Currently reading:

Strategy and Power in Russia: 1600-1914 by William C. Fuller

Listening to:

Milow - You Don't Know



did you sink in dreams (and) lose your ship?



write all your dreams in your diary
give to the world a glimpse of the sky

-Therion


~If you're here, it is probably for one (or more) of the following reasons;

  1. I commented on something of yours and who is that critic-and-how-dare-they!?!? I know, I know, I am a shallow, heartless, arrogant critic and I kick puppies for fun.
  2. I somehow tricked you into thinking that I could write. Please, tell me how; I want to laugh at you.
  3. You figured out I'm not a writer, but only play one on the Internet. You'll have to send all complaints to my cat. She doubles as my lawyer.
  4. I was nice to you. I promise, it's all a sham. Note #1
  5. You saw "Nocturne" and thought it was a cool name. I know. I'm not changing it. Sorry. I heard xXxXnocturneXxXx isn't taken, though. Hurry up before the X's are gone!
  6. You saw me on the list of people online. Or rather, you thought you saw me. It's all in your mind. You also wondered who they were adding to Storywrite. (QueenWolf) I feel the same way. What is the world coming to?
  7. I entered something in your contest, and you were curious. (RedTalon) Give me that trophy and I might spare you.
  8. I force-fed you advice. Yeah, my cat can tell you that I am not liable.*
  9. You thought that I took the name from a T.V. show. (TheLastQuincy ) Nope. The ninth circle of hell does not have television. But if it did, my username would be House.
  10. You figured that with such a cool name, I must write the kind of stories you like to read (Kokaze). Ever heard the saying about the book and the cover and judging? Yeah. It applies.
  11. Because I am Ellen Spears (Mane). Wait, what?
  12. I weaseled my way onto the mod team, and the (poor, unsuspecting) fellow moderators wanted to see with whom they were being forced to work. (Azaradelle) All I can say is "Ha!"
  13. ...There may well be another reason. Leave it in my guestbook and I'll run it by my lawyer cat to see if I can post it here.


*Please note, some restrictions apply, void where prohibited and in Canada. 

"If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write." - Stephen King 


  • Figure out what's wrong with your keyboard that is causing it to randomly capitalize various words within your text.

 

 You know those people that tell you it's about "how you feeeeeel" and "what it means to you"?


Yeah, they lied to you and now they're getting published while you're still wondering why readers run from you screaming.

 

"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
"Let's eat Grandpa!"

Be literate. Save lives.


What use is originality and emotion when I flinch at every  butchered word?

It's not what you say,
it's how you say it.

 

For those of you interesting in serious writing and critique: Critical Critters and Critique

 

 

Short sketches:

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  • MoonStar005 on August 18
    I like your page!

    I clicked your name, because I was bored and wanted to see if you liked penguins.
    Seriously. I'm not joking.


    My mind works in wierd ways . . .
  • NiteTheNinjaOfAqua on August 12
    cool page.

    my reason for landing on your page:
    I thought that your name was music-oriented. as an aspiring musician, I check out music-sounding profiles.
  • Kagetora on August 8
    does not compute
  • Lady Pixie on July 28
    I love your profile.. and your cat looks just like my cat. Except my cat isn't a lawyer. She's a lazy bum.

    Anyways, I was actually just surfing pages, randomly clicking on names in the list and checking out profiles. Glad I stopped by yours- its great!

    Have a good day