Please, feel free to IM me with anything.
I breathe in every particle you drive through.
Currently reading:
Russia and the West under Lenin and Stalin by Kennan
The Wind’s Twelve Quarters by Ursula LeGuin
Listening to (albums):
Best of Apocalyptica - Apocalyptica
Handel: Classics of a Lifetime - London Symphony Orchestra
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did you sink in dreams (and) lose your ship?
write all your dreams in your diary
give to the world a glimpse of the sky
-Therion
~If you're here, it is probably for one (or more) of the following reasons;
- I commented on something of yours and who is that critic-and-how-dare-they!?!? I know, I know, I am a shallow, heartless, arrogant critic and I kick puppies for fun.
- I somehow tricked you into thinking that I could write. Please, tell me how; I want to laugh at you.
- You figured out I'm not a writer, but only play one on the Internet. You'll have to send all complaints to my cat. She doubles as my lawyer.
- I was nice to you. I promise, it's all a sham. Note #1
- You saw "Nocturne" and thought it was a cool name. I know. I'm not changing it. Sorry. I heard xXxXnocturneXxXx isn't taken, though. Hurry up before the X's are gone!
- You saw me on the list of people online. Or rather, you thought you saw me. It's all in your mind. You also wondered who they were adding to Storywrite. (QueenWolf) I feel the same way. What is the world coming to?
- I entered something in your contest, and you were curious. (RedTalon) Give me that trophy and I might spare you.
- I force-fed you advice. Yeah, my cat can tell you that I am not liable.*
- You thought that I took the name from a T.V. show. (TheLastQuincy ) Nope. The ninth circle of hell does not have television. But if it did, my username would be House.
- You figured that with such a cool name, I must write the kind of stories you like to read (Kokaze). Ever heard the saying about the book and the cover and judging? Yeah. It applies.
- Because I am Ellen Spears (Mane). Wait, what?
- ...There may well be another reason. Leave it in my guestbook and I'll run it by my lawyer cat to see if I can post it here.
*Please note, some restrictions apply. Guarantee not legal in Canada.
"If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write." - Stephen King
- Figure out what's wrong with your keyboard that is causing it to randomly capitalize various words within your text.
You know those people that tell you it's about "how you feeeeeel" and "what it means to you"?
Yeah, they lied to you and now they're getting published while you're still wondering why readers run from you screaming.
"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
"Let's eat Grandpa!"
Be literate. Save lives.
What use is originality and emotion when I flinch at every butchered word?
It's not what you say,
it's how you say it.
For those of you interesting in serious writing and critique: Critical Critters and Critique
- Last seen 9 hours ago. Member since March 25, 2006.
- I support the site as a gold member
- I help out as a moderator
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"Put all your angels on the edge."
Leave a guestbook comment; I would love to hear from you!
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tallblondie : I found this, and thought you might appreciate it... a curiosity... on June 19“Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oerdr the ltteers in a wrod are, the only iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttaol mses and you can siltl raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.”
And I'm thinking there's probably less spelling errors in that than most guestbook entries...
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Regal Aurora on June 15haha, your page is awesome. I love it =) So hilarious. I would like to meet this lawyer cat of yours.
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Frost Crystal on June 9^_^ nice page Noc.
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rubixcube on June 3wow i wish my cat doubled as a lawyer
