I dunno what to say on this page so i guess I will say that I am 13 years old and going into 7th grade, my cousin is 13 and starting high school, i could be going into 8th grade but my parents thought it best to have me older in my grade rather than youngest. My dad has a best friend that is an astronaut and used to design things for the space station and ships. My mom has a high ranked job at her company. my family is very smart and I am proud of that. I like to read, write, sing, dance, act, play soccer, basketball, volleyball, and lacrosse. I am very bad at volleyball and lacrosse but play club soccer and all star basketball.
I am not exactly a good singer (that is my sister) and my dancing is okay. My acting is good but not a huge part of my life. On top of most of these things i like to write stories. Long stories, short stories, and poems alike. I really like being able to share my stories with other people and put them up against other stories.
I have at least two sisters *hehe* and no pets (our turtle ran away, my fish died, my sister's fish died, and the other girls fish hasn't died yet but she says that doesn't count.
My sisters describe me as "random" and my friends describe me as "trustworthy and random." My mom describes me as "annoying, smart, pretty and random." My dad describes me as "athletic, smart, beautiful, and random." so as you can see, I am pretty random.
My family is also very athletic. All three children play soccer, my sister and I play basketball and my sisters play softball. My dad runs marathons and my mother plays/coaches softball.
Our main language is english but at our school we must take spanish from kindergarten until 5th grade, once in sixth grade you can choose whatever language you like. I chose french (even though I already spoke it), my parents also speak french so we sometimes use french around the house. I forgot to mention that I go to a K-12 school so I am stuck there for life.
My family may move to switzerland. I once coughed 37 times in a row. My favorite season is spring and I like it because of all the pretty flowers and animals. My favorite color is yellow, 2nd fave is red and 3rd fave is pink. I like to listen to Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen and much more. If, when I grow up, I have a baby girl I will name her Kaylee, Krystal, Grace, or Isabella. If, when I grow up, I have a baby boy, I will name him, Brahm, Ari, or something unusual.
I love to write stories about life but everyone says I am best at writing depressing and sad stories, woot woot. I hate having to read fanfictions and I also hate reading rants about stupid stuff like... oh I don't know... dinosaurs, you know what I mean?
Oh please don't tell me you have never read a dino rant. Cuz I have and if I have read it, everyone should have read it by now. JOKING cuz maybe you don't have time to read rants about dinos. I also really hate how people try and get kids to eat things just by putting them into shapes. I mean for petes sake, if a child doesn't want to eat a chicken that was mercilessly killed, chopped into a bajilion pieces, shaped into innocent little dinos, and then rolled in artificial juices, covered in bread, baked, packaged, frozen, shipped off to the store, bought by an evil parent, taken home, stuck in a freezer for hours, taken out, stuck on a plate, stuck in the microwave, and then put on their plate, then they shouldn't have to!
and for now that is where i will end until i can find something else to add, so for now, au revior.
All about me.
Name: Elisabeth
Hair Color: White Blonde
Eye Color: Bright Blue
Height: 5ft 5
Weight: wouldn't u like to know!
Age: 13
Favorites.
Color: Yellow, Pink, and Red
Food: Waffles
Movie: Phantom of the Opera (subject to change)
Book: Pendragon Series (subject to change)
Animal: MONKEYS & LLAMAS!
Vacation Spot: Italy
Sport: SOCCER
Role Model: My dad
Music/Band: Coldplay, Bruce Springsteen, any musical.
Hobbies: knitting, playing sports, reading, writing, playing with my sisters, fighting with my sisters... (it goes on and on)
Candy: Cherry lolipops
Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Gelato: Fraise (strawberry)
Place: My room
Author: Mark Twain or DJ McHale (both subject to change)
Word: BOOMAGE! Crudcrapulations.
Nickname: Lizzers
Store: Hollister
Article of clothing: SHORTS
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Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl starts to run away, but the boy grabs her arm and says...
'you dont cross my mind because your always on my mind,
I dont like you because I love you,
I dont want you because i need you,
I wouldnt cry if you left because i would die if you left,
I wouldnt do anything for you because i would do everything for you,
I chose my life because your always in it
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"
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---- You know you live in 2009 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~
~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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If you answer yes to any of these things, you know you're blonde.
1) You have blonde hair.
2) You have tried to drink from a straw but ended up getting the liquid in your nose, eyes, or ears.
3) You didn't know that if you said devious slowly it sounded like gullible.
4) You just tried it.
5) You only just realized that it doesn't
6) You didn't know that gullible meant smart and quick-witted in french.
7) You just looked it up.
8) You found what really meaned...
9) You didn't know meaned wasn't a word.
10) You beg to differ.
11) You are still taking this test.
12) You didn't already figure out that I am just wasting time.
13) You KNOW you aren't blonde.
14) You didn't realize that there are two #3's
15) You just went back to check.
16) You found only one and kept looking for it.
17) You only just realized that the 2nd 3 was in #14.
18) You are STILL taking this test.
19) You aren't going to keep reading my profile.
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
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Post this on your profile if you are one of the 2% that have not done drugs.
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I am an organic vegitarian chihuahua and there is a cat at my school called the hitler kitty. I believe that all men were created equal but women were created to kick their butts in everything. True, there have been many great men, Abe Lincoln, George Washington, Ben Franklin, Alexander Grahm Bell, Isaac Newton... but women are faaaaaaaaaaaar superior. Soccer players kick (gr) ! apparently I can't type cuz I am twelve years old and it does it for me! what I was trying to say was... soccer players kick (gr)-a-s-s chyea! if soccer were easy we would call it baseball. If baseball were easy we would call it football. If football were easy we would call it fencing. And if fencing was easy it would be called wrestling. errrrrrrrrrr I CAN HEAR THE BELLS! IT TAKES TWO! LADIES CHOICE! PTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROX UR SOX! Words of the wise are for the dumb so take the words of the dumb and make them wise!
Time for the most important people on SW... my friends and family!
Awais Ahmad: pretty great person once you get to know him.
CheshireCat: Full of support and has an incredible user name
crosscountry07: PHANTOM PHAN!!!
Dominique-loves-u: Dominique... my 15 year old... not specifying the relation
flowerpower1212: Lucy... well not really but she doesn't like me to use her
real name.
G-Way: Thats griff... my cousin. He is pretty kool but he thinks about (u kno what im talking about griff) waaaaaaay too much.. its gross.
Gary Alexander: Really great guy who gives great advice.
hiimbob: Not allowed to say her name but she is my best friend and i luv her
like a sister.
iCats: Staci... what a girl... she is so nice to me and makes me feel welcome. My adopted SW mom,
thanks for always being there. you help in more ways than one.
kcker10: What can I say about Cameron?? she is spunky and impulsive but sweet and gentle when in a good mood. Never give her a hammer or sicsors or a screwdriver... there is a long list.
krislgreen: Honestly the best commenter on the whole dang site... get to know her guys!
Lady Pixie: Such an incredible role model and she has some great ideas.
Lodkod: ahaha we have had our share of fun RPing.
MysticRae: Always there with a "hey zak!"
Neon.Rose: So sad she isnt on SW as much... gonna miss her to bits
nicole100: Very unique individual but always ready to listen.
Obani: Incredible RPer and great friend.
Prodigious.Mirth: really great at critique and i love when she comments on my stories.
ElfGirl12: Ellie... one summer turned us into best friends, at least thats what I say, anyway I can't wait to see you again... I cried in the car to the airport. Love you like your mom! BTW say hi to every1 for me.
RawrrKat: lol my RP buddy... one of her characters is my characters girlfriend... lol
sammysoccer23: SAM! crazy girl and she longs to come to Cali with me next summer... we shall see child.
Superman-eats-pie: She is my 19 year old.. (fill in the blank if you can) *hint she is the same relation as nique* Love you and miss you!
Scarlet Blood: I love her and she makes a great RP buddy. She is also my SW little sister!
Irenic: Super awesome and is pretty good at rping. Again... she is awesome... did I mention she was super awesome?
UsagiDreams: Hosts incredible contests and has some really enjoyable work.
VioletConcept: I love this girl... she just owns. She has a crazy skill for writing and RPing and makes everyone feel special.
THATS IT SO FAR AND IF I MISSED ANYONE ITS FOR ONE OF TWO REASONS... 1) I DONT KNOW YOU VERY WELL SO I DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT YOU 2) I FORGOT OH AND THREE WOULD BE I DONT LIKE U... LUCKILY THATS NO ONE! ok so yeah those are my friends and i love them! thanks for being there guys!
Someone once said "You don't know how much you love something until you lose it, I speak from experience." and now... random song of the week (yes I change it every week)
f tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my wife.
I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
and they can’t take that away.
And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
From the lakes of Minnesota,
to the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.
That I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
And I’m proud to be and American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
And that folks, was God Bless the USA by Len Greenwood!! Until I edit again! bye!
I am not exactly a good singer (that is my sister) and my dancing is okay. My acting is good but not a huge part of my life. On top of most of these things i like to write stories. Long stories, short stories, and poems alike. I really like being able to share my stories with other people and put them up against other stories.
I have at least two sisters *hehe* and no pets (our turtle ran away, my fish died, my sister's fish died, and the other girls fish hasn't died yet but she says that doesn't count.
My sisters describe me as "random" and my friends describe me as "trustworthy and random." My mom describes me as "annoying, smart, pretty and random." My dad describes me as "athletic, smart, beautiful, and random." so as you can see, I am pretty random.
My family is also very athletic. All three children play soccer, my sister and I play basketball and my sisters play softball. My dad runs marathons and my mother plays/coaches softball.
Our main language is english but at our school we must take spanish from kindergarten until 5th grade, once in sixth grade you can choose whatever language you like. I chose french (even though I already spoke it), my parents also speak french so we sometimes use french around the house. I forgot to mention that I go to a K-12 school so I am stuck there for life.
My family may move to switzerland. I once coughed 37 times in a row. My favorite season is spring and I like it because of all the pretty flowers and animals. My favorite color is yellow, 2nd fave is red and 3rd fave is pink. I like to listen to Coldplay, Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen and much more. If, when I grow up, I have a baby girl I will name her Kaylee, Krystal, Grace, or Isabella. If, when I grow up, I have a baby boy, I will name him, Brahm, Ari, or something unusual.
I love to write stories about life but everyone says I am best at writing depressing and sad stories, woot woot. I hate having to read fanfictions and I also hate reading rants about stupid stuff like... oh I don't know... dinosaurs, you know what I mean?
Oh please don't tell me you have never read a dino rant. Cuz I have and if I have read it, everyone should have read it by now. JOKING cuz maybe you don't have time to read rants about dinos. I also really hate how people try and get kids to eat things just by putting them into shapes. I mean for petes sake, if a child doesn't want to eat a chicken that was mercilessly killed, chopped into a bajilion pieces, shaped into innocent little dinos, and then rolled in artificial juices, covered in bread, baked, packaged, frozen, shipped off to the store, bought by an evil parent, taken home, stuck in a freezer for hours, taken out, stuck on a plate, stuck in the microwave, and then put on their plate, then they shouldn't have to!
and for now that is where i will end until i can find something else to add, so for now, au revior.
All about me.
Name: Elisabeth
Hair Color: White Blonde
Eye Color: Bright Blue
Height: 5ft 5
Weight: wouldn't u like to know!
Age: 13
Favorites.
Color: Yellow, Pink, and Red
Food: Waffles
Movie: Phantom of the Opera (subject to change)
Book: Pendragon Series (subject to change)
Animal: MONKEYS & LLAMAS!
Vacation Spot: Italy
Sport: SOCCER
Role Model: My dad
Music/Band: Coldplay, Bruce Springsteen, any musical.
Hobbies: knitting, playing sports, reading, writing, playing with my sisters, fighting with my sisters... (it goes on and on)
Candy: Cherry lolipops
Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Gelato: Fraise (strawberry)
Place: My room
Author: Mark Twain or DJ McHale (both subject to change)
Word: BOOMAGE! Crudcrapulations.
Nickname: Lizzers
Store: Hollister
Article of clothing: SHORTS
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Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl starts to run away, but the boy grabs her arm and says...
'you dont cross my mind because your always on my mind,
I dont like you because I love you,
I dont want you because i need you,
I wouldnt cry if you left because i would die if you left,
I wouldnt do anything for you because i would do everything for you,
I chose my life because your always in it
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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Or are planning to do any of these things
What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"
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---- You know you live in 2009 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~
~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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If you answer yes to any of these things, you know you're blonde.
1) You have blonde hair.
2) You have tried to drink from a straw but ended up getting the liquid in your nose, eyes, or ears.
3) You didn't know that if you said devious slowly it sounded like gullible.
4) You just tried it.
5) You only just realized that it doesn't
6) You didn't know that gullible meant smart and quick-witted in french.
7) You just looked it up.
8) You found what really meaned...
9) You didn't know meaned wasn't a word.
10) You beg to differ.
11) You are still taking this test.
12) You didn't already figure out that I am just wasting time.
13) You KNOW you aren't blonde.
14) You didn't realize that there are two #3's
15) You just went back to check.
16) You found only one and kept looking for it.
17) You only just realized that the 2nd 3 was in #14.
18) You are STILL taking this test.
19) You aren't going to keep reading my profile.
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!
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Post this on your profile if you are one of the 2% that have not done drugs.
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I am an organic vegitarian chihuahua and there is a cat at my school called the hitler kitty. I believe that all men were created equal but women were created to kick their butts in everything. True, there have been many great men, Abe Lincoln, George Washington, Ben Franklin, Alexander Grahm Bell, Isaac Newton... but women are faaaaaaaaaaaar superior. Soccer players kick (gr) ! apparently I can't type cuz I am twelve years old and it does it for me! what I was trying to say was... soccer players kick (gr)-a-s-s chyea! if soccer were easy we would call it baseball. If baseball were easy we would call it football. If football were easy we would call it fencing. And if fencing was easy it would be called wrestling. errrrrrrrrrr I CAN HEAR THE BELLS! IT TAKES TWO! LADIES CHOICE! PTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ROX UR SOX! Words of the wise are for the dumb so take the words of the dumb and make them wise!
Time for the most important people on SW... my friends and family!
Awais Ahmad: pretty great person once you get to know him.
CheshireCat: Full of support and has an incredible user name
crosscountry07: PHANTOM PHAN!!!
Dominique-loves-u: Dominique... my 15 year old... not specifying the relation
flowerpower1212: Lucy... well not really but she doesn't like me to use her
real name.
G-Way: Thats griff... my cousin. He is pretty kool but he thinks about (u kno what im talking about griff) waaaaaaay too much.. its gross.
Gary Alexander: Really great guy who gives great advice.
hiimbob: Not allowed to say her name but she is my best friend and i luv her
like a sister.
iCats: Staci... what a girl... she is so nice to me and makes me feel welcome. My adopted SW mom,
thanks for always being there. you help in more ways than one.kcker10: What can I say about Cameron?? she is spunky and impulsive but sweet and gentle when in a good mood. Never give her a hammer or sicsors or a screwdriver... there is a long list.
krislgreen: Honestly the best commenter on the whole dang site... get to know her guys!
Lady Pixie: Such an incredible role model and she has some great ideas.
Lodkod: ahaha we have had our share of fun RPing.
MysticRae: Always there with a "hey zak!"
Neon.Rose: So sad she isnt on SW as much... gonna miss her to bits
nicole100: Very unique individual but always ready to listen.
Obani: Incredible RPer and great friend.
Prodigious.Mirth: really great at critique and i love when she comments on my stories.
ElfGirl12: Ellie... one summer turned us into best friends, at least thats what I say, anyway I can't wait to see you again... I cried in the car to the airport. Love you like your mom! BTW say hi to every1 for me.
RawrrKat: lol my RP buddy... one of her characters is my characters girlfriend... lol
sammysoccer23: SAM! crazy girl and she longs to come to Cali with me next summer... we shall see child.
Superman-eats-pie: She is my 19 year old.. (fill in the blank if you can) *hint she is the same relation as nique* Love you and miss you!
Scarlet Blood: I love her and she makes a great RP buddy. She is also my SW little sister!
Irenic: Super awesome and is pretty good at rping. Again... she is awesome... did I mention she was super awesome?
UsagiDreams: Hosts incredible contests and has some really enjoyable work.
VioletConcept: I love this girl... she just owns. She has a crazy skill for writing and RPing and makes everyone feel special.
THATS IT SO FAR AND IF I MISSED ANYONE ITS FOR ONE OF TWO REASONS... 1) I DONT KNOW YOU VERY WELL SO I DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT YOU 2) I FORGOT OH AND THREE WOULD BE I DONT LIKE U... LUCKILY THATS NO ONE! ok so yeah those are my friends and i love them! thanks for being there guys!
Someone once said "You don't know how much you love something until you lose it, I speak from experience." and now... random song of the week (yes I change it every week)
f tomorrow all the things were gone,
I’d worked for all my life.
And I had to start again,
with just my children and my wife.
I’d thank my lucky stars,
to be livin here today.
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom,
and they can’t take that away.
And I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
From the lakes of Minnesota,
to the hills of Tennessee.
Across the plains of Texas,
From sea to shining sea.
From Detroit down to Houston,
and New York to L.A.
Well there's pride in every American heart,
and its time we stand and say.
That I’m proud to be an American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
And I’m proud to be and American,
where at least I know I’m free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.
And I gladly stand up,
next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land,
God bless the USA.
And that folks, was God Bless the USA by Len Greenwood!! Until I edit again! bye!
- Last seen right now. Member since July 9.
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, and quote is "please don't mom!". - I am a 13 year old girl (France)
- When I'm not writing, I'm playing soccer or reading, knitting, crocheting, eating waffles, running, singing, dancing, trying to act, playing volleyball, playing basketball, playing lacrosse, playing monopoly, learning. .
- Visit my homepage at www.thisisavirus.com
- I am in the groups Advanced Roleplay, An Amazing Fantasy RP, Best of the Best RP, Bring it On, GSA Gay Straight Alliance, Harry Potter FG RP, Harry Potter First Generation RP, Harry Potter RP, Lightning Thief RP, RP Family, RP all day and every day, RPing for the Talented, Random Writers, The Family Of Feckers, The Truth Of Darkness, The Weird and Random, The love of Darkness RP
- I have 420 comments, 5 contests, 2 poems, 47 stories, 1 journal
My Stories
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There wuns wuz a boy nemed Johny. he livd on a big red farm. his mommy wuz nemed Mary. she was prety. 1100 words, 1 comment, November 8
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<100 words, 2 comments, November 3
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I was thinking, maybe you could change what he wants her for and it could be something like he used to be married but his wife passed away so he took his anger out on the planet but his one daughter (your protagonist) is the100 words, 1 comment, November 2
My Poetry
My journal entries
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Soccer is my life. When I am feeling down I play some rough hard soccer and feel instantly better. Why is it that soccer is so enjoyable to me? Maybe because I have grown up with it. I started as a player when I was four. I am now 13 and still play. I also passed the test to become a referee. Soccer incorporates twoSeptember 25, In Soccer. 200 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
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Ichigo Kurosaki on November 2I LOVE your profile pic!!!!!!!!
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Irenic. on November 1How did your turtle run away?... O.o
