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I'm here because I love to write, or I wouldn't be here, unless I had lost my mind. Incidentally, if you find my mind, do bring it back to me. But I also come because I have some really great friends on here and talking to them makes me very happy ^^. I have short brown hair with blonde streaks and stupidly big greeny-brown eyes and fairly tanned skin . In American measurements, I'm 110 pounds and 5 feet 6, I think... I hope I did those conversions right lol.

A quiz result I actually like:
"Animal: Swan. Name: Serenity. Personality: You are beautiful, whether you know it or not. You care for others and even if people don’t know it, you hold everybody close to your heart. Wish: Your wish is to one day, be free from everything around you. You want to go far away, you will miss your family and friends but you believe it is for the best. Friends: You're friends with everyone, some more then others. If you meet someone they are on your friends list.
But if someone were to hurt someone close to you, you will hold a grudge against him or her for a very, very long time. Color: You like pale colors, preferably a light blue, green, purple or pink. Stone: White Sapphire. Hobbies: You should consider meditating, yoga, and things of that sort. Something relaxing. Maybe take a bubble bath. Quote: “Dare to dream, dare to fly, dare to be the ever chosen one to touch the sky.” –Quote I read somewhere. “The only thing better then love, is freedom.” –Quote by me. This quote is my opinion no one else’s. I’m sorry if you got this and you don’t believe that quote, it could also be that you believe freedom is a great part of life."

SW family… here's the link: http://storywrite.com/story/224844

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSWJtxvaUY&NR=1
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C7iB-QM_cgA (This will never be gone from my page, and anyone who wants to copy paste it is welcome. Spread the hope!!!!!)

Kiss the Rain:
Hello...
Can you hear me
Am I getting through to you

Hello...
Is it late there
Is there laughter on the line
Are you sure youre there alone
Cuz im
Trying to explain
Somethings wrong
You just dont sound the same

Why dont you
Why dont you
Go outside
Go outside

Kiss the rain
Whenever you need me
Kiss the rain
Whenever Im gone too long
If your lips feel lonely and thirsty
Kiss the rain
And wait for the dawn
Keep in mind
Were under the same sky
And the nights
As empty for me as for you
If you feel
You cant wait till morning
Kiss the rain
Kiss the rain
Kiss the rain


Things not to do in a Lord of the Rings Movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"


MY FAV QUOTE AT THE MOMENT: Some call you a murderer, Mr Van Helsin... Others say you're a holy man. Which is it? (Van Helsin)

Quotes: (dun dun dahhhhhhhh!)

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. (An icon thing. I have a lot like it, but this was my favourite)

Life is like a spider web. Fragile and easily snapped, but surprisingly strong. Beautiful to some, repulsive to others. Everyone who sees the beauty is spinning their own web of love. Be one of the beautiful and post this on your page if you believe every life is precious.

For each broken smile there is a fix, for each poiseoned heart there is a cure, and for each mask there is a face. Make it smile. (Me again )

No problem is too big to be unremedied, nor too small to go uncomforted. (Me)

You may be one person to the world, but you may means the world to one person.

I didn't trip, I was just saying hello to the floor.

Never frown, even when you're sad, cause you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

I can't stop the rain from falling but I can hold an umbrella over your head (me, inspired by a song which says "I can't stop the rain from falling")


be careful if you make a woman cry, because god counts her tears. the woman came out of a man's ribs. not from his feet to be walked on, not from his head to be superior, but from his side to be equal, under the arm to be portected, and next to the heart to be loved


When you look in my eyes:
If I were a bridge, I’d be the strongest bridge.
I’d take that burden off your shoulders.
If I had wings, I’d see you fly.
I’d hold you up in my arms near the clouds.
If I had an angel’s heart, I’d see nothing but you.
There’d be nothing in your life wrong without a hand to help.
If I were strong, I’d hold you safe.
You’d never face a fear alone, because I’d be your shadow.
As it is, I’m just me. I can’t take the burden, or make us fly,
I can’t shift the weight, or touch the sky,
But I know I can do one thing, and I’m learning to do it right.
Wherever I am, whatever you see, my heart’s with you in the darkest day, on the blackest night.
That’s what I want you to see when you look in my eyes.
(J. Lavender)


Uhhh... I just thought I'd add this. If anyone at all needs some help or something, it doesn't matter if you know me or not, send me a message. I love to help, it makes me feel good, and I will always listen and do my best to solve a situation if I can. I come to SW most days, so send me a message if you need something. I will get back to you. I will always try and help. I feel kind of stupid putting this here, but if it makes people feel better it's worth it.


My longest story is Waking Up To You (which people have told me to put a health warning on because it's tense and addictive apparently ). I'm going to try and have it published .

Right, you've looked at and read at least some of my page. So tell me, are your eyes open and unseeing? Or were you REALLY looking? What do you see?

Final Message: Whatever happens, you are not alone. There's always someone out there crying with you, laughing with you, thinking as you are. Never feel alone. And always dream of the future. You're beautiful, and the world will see it.

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  • Memzie on November 15
    nice channel
  • lil.crow on November 13
    i like your profile
  • Little Lilly Angel on October 21
    I have a question, have i EVER left a guestbook entry ....

    I don't think i have :'(

    Ok, so this is going to be special....

    I LOVE MY DIPPEH!!!!!

    (i know, not that special, but i shall give you somehting at that will make it special)

    *hands Dippy rare Lilly Love*

    There, I love you!!
  • NiteEnjoysGolfBalls on October 11
    Hey, MD. I havent talked to you in like forever!

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