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Heyz I'm Katherine. Or Kitty, or Kait. Whichever.
ORR MrsSpunkRansom. Don't know who Spunk Ransom is? Google him. I'm totally in love with him. <3 ♥ And he's all mine. (:

K ooky
A uthor
T alented
H appy
E ccentric
R ebel
I maginative
N ifty
E lite (gee, I wish)

My favorite book series is Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. I am Team Edward ALL THE WAY, and I am married to him with 19 kids. Teehee, beat that. But my other favorite books are The Clique series, Uglies series, Talent series, Kiss and Blog, The A-List Series, Gossip Girl series, Blue Bloods series, Frenemies series, Generation Dead, The Internet Girls series (a.k.a. ttyl, ttfn, and l8r, g8r), The Breakup Bible, Sweet 16. YUP! I love to read..

Favorite Movies - Legally Blonde, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (teehee, I'm a Christmas NERD), Sugar and Spice, Dodgeball, Click, The Ringer, Mamma Mia!, Get Smart, Made of Honor, House Bunny, Elf, John Tucker Must Die. My AB-SO-LUTE favorite is TWILIGHT!!

Copy and paste this little heart if you are against abortion. Remember, a baby in the womb has a heartbeat at FIVE TO SEVEN WEEKS. Probably even before that because that's only when you can hear it. Having an abortion is just stopping that heartbeat...Copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name.
♥MrsSpunkRansom♥

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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 じしf_, )ノ Note, I didn't make this.. But I have a kitty and I love him. XD!

One Nation, "Under GOD"
One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Do you see the grass?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No!
LITTLE GIRL: "Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one........... "
FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT



MESSAGE TO EVERYONE - Do not take me, Emily, and Natalie to the mall again! We saw the fuzz, I knocked down some rings at Forever 21, we tried on hats and got yelled at (just like Natalie said ), "Do you think Edward wears briefs or boxers?? THIS IS CRUCIAL; I gotta buy him birthday gift!", and (thank God) Mariah didn't show us another thong and ask us for our opinion! Also, when we were in Abercrombie, they played Dem Jeans, and Emily was like, "DAMN I CAN GROOVE TO THIS!"
(please...don't ask )

I my crazy friends!!

LUV YA SPUNK! *hugglecrusheshim*

Ess-Dubya Familia (feeling Spanish Bush taday) -
Nicky R - Sistah!
Friesian - Hyperly Random Glompy Stepbaby!
Bullet.Name - Cussin' Mama
Ghostie. - Gangsta Wifey!
Well, that's all for now, but I my lil family!

LOVE YA LAWTZ,
KATHERINEEE<333

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  • Sapphire1212 : July 16th on July 16
    I totally get everything you wrote about! TWILIGHT IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST ADDICTIVE SERIES EVER! Stephenie Meyer is a genius. I loved going to see the movie, the whole cinema was filled with teenage girls and me and my friends were dead excited. Everyone kept cheering and stuff it was so much fun. And all the wolf whistles when Edward came on. Aaah, good times.
    Anyway, you seem pretty cool.
  • His.Golden.Eyes on April 12
    Hmm...nineteen kids...right.....
    I love the Twilight Series as well(Team Volturi ).
    Really awesome page.
  • Celestial Rose : Just kidding on April 8
    Lissy's in your Sw family?? Lissy is in an Sw family?! How come no one ever tells me anything... My adopted Sister is going to get it when I see her over Easter break

    Haha, sorry about rambling on, but that's just what I do

    Happy Easter
  • KelsiEvermore on April 3
    I love to read too!

    I love Twilight, and I am on Team Edward too! I also love a lot of the books you do such as The Clique series, Uglies series, The A-List Series, Gossip Girl series, Blue Bloods series, Generation Dead, and The Internet Girls series!

    I loved the movie John Tucker Must Die and Twilight!

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