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hi. i'm mr majenta, and yes i spelt majenta right.
for those thousands of you out there who don't know me, i'm a very random and spontaneous person; i've got a lot of quirks. almost anything you can say about my personality is only true half the time. i am a living oxymoron.
in addition to being a yarn turner, i'm also a lyricist, and i am on allpoetry a lot.
i have a lot of ideas for stories, and i keep coming up with new stories faster than i can write them down, or rather, i come up with them faster than i can make them worth writing down.
my stories are usually sci fi and fantasy, because i'm not satisfied with the confines of the real world.
all this is fine though, but i've been unable to write decently lately, not that it's bad, it's just nothing i put down is coming out how i want it, and it all keeps sliding back into cliche, so i'm taking a break. lately i've been too stressed to write, so who knows, i might make a comeback soon.
as most of my stuff is serial in nature, if you wind up in the middle of something don't expect it to make sense. i also reccomend avoiding anything not in one of my lists marked with the majenta seal of approval (MajSoA), because it just won't be worth your time. a lot of my projects get changed around, muddled up, tossed about, or just scrapped and thrown aside. so you'll find misstarts, and short snippits that were just concept sketches of the real deal, or an attempt to get something out of my head and into the pensieve.

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a side note, i'm a soldier, and if you didn't know this about us, we swear a lot, and it comes up in my writing.

  • Last seen on Oct 30 7:36 AM. Member since January 14, 2007.
  • I am a 21 year old guy from Minnesota (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm a soldier.
  • I support the site as a gold member
  • I have 119 comments, 1 contest, 281 poems, 147 stories, 4 journals

My Lists

My Stories

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  • Orion's Gait
    Orion’s Gait hung in a steady orbit around the dead planet. For two weeks the wreckage had been in the planet’s shadow, hurtling along like
    800 words, April 11. In Science fiction
  • a puppet show for the big kids-part 2
    Socky woke up in his bed the next day, and having reflected on the previous night’s conversation, he felt that he understood quite a bit more of what was said. He was to be a representative to several non government lobbyists
    1600 words, April 7. In Humor, Weird
  • No More Parties
    The sun was coming up on what would be another boring day in the life of Daone, secretary to the gods, and matron of the centaurs. She sat down at her desk on a large plush pillow with her legs folded underneath her body. She
    2800 words, April 6. In Fantasy, Humor
  • i think it's a joke
    if no one else read the message of the day, it says something about increasing the minimum length of stories to 5k words and deleting all the ones that don't meet this standard in three weeks.1
    100 words, 5 comments, April 1. In April fools

My Poetry

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My other items

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  • my favorites at allpoetry
    i like lies
    because they taste good with vodka
  • a letter from steve at allpoetry
    you say the line needs punch
    but that's not reality
  • detox at allpoetry
    i feed my whores without remorse
    and their fatherless complexes

My journal entries

  • 12 june 4747
    monday, what a fucking day. i suppose i should catch up on the weekend, since i stayed at my friends' (the short human girl with darker hair, and her boyfriend. krystal was her name. her boyfriend is lukas) apartment module all weekend. they have cats, so i was well entertained the whole time. it also helped that i g
    June 21, In Fiction.  400 words. → Make first comment?
  • 9 June 4747
    friday, thank God. one of the sf bred human girls invited me out with some other people in her company. it'll be nice to meet some real people, even if they're all really young. i found out she's only 18, a couple of her wilder friends are 17, and that stern in their group is only 16. now granted, sterns go through t
    June 18, In Fiction.  100 words. → Make first comment?
  • 8 June 4747
    today was a waste. i spent all day moving crates for the quartermaster. met a few people from the scout company i'll be working with. fairly diverse crowd. a few half advians, several wilds, and an assortment of military bred humans. there was also a specialized stern (1) there. surprising since the local star clust
    June 16, In Fiction.  200 words. → Make first comment?

Guest Book

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  • plain.ol.rainbow on November 16, 2008
    I was wondering and stopped to find you are a fine writer. I enjoyed Elizabeths revenge! well done can't read to finish the rest!! btw can we be friends?

    -rainbow
  • Ninja Bubble on February 2, 2008
    A jellyfish!? How dare you offer the scourge of our ninja ancestry to I! *Slaps it into yous face*

    Behold! I are JesusCat!
  • Ninja Bubble on December 29, 2007
    We have a lot in common! ONly im a living contradiction, cuz everyone uses oxymoron. I also have story ideas that I cant write! Only when I think of the, they're little flying chick puff balls with envelopes in their beaks
  • draagyn on August 29, 2007
    it still says ur 19.. you lie.. lol. you're old now

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