*WARNING* The page you are about to read is exteremly long If you don't like long pages don't go leaving me hate mail about how my page is too long you have been warned
Also here is a link to my favorite anime song you must listen to this before you go on (not really but you can if you want)---->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
I like bunnies
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This is cuddles..... And her twin Alissa (both waves paw("))
they are eating right now and if you disturb them they will not attack (well sometimes they wont) say hi to my pet bunnies or else you will get dissers isn't that right? (both Cuddles and Alissa nods with fire in their eyes)
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I absolutely love swimming, Gymnastics, Tree climbing, Wading in shallow streams, Camping, And Taking long walks and hikes
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Random-Girl: My first screen name
Lilly-Girl: My second screen name
Robin-Girl: My third screen name
AlissaAnn: My fourth screen name
Star-Angel: My fith screen name
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My random Interview
1.Like anime?
1.Lucky Star(awesomest thing since pudding)
2. Fruits basket
3. Shugo Chara
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2. Favorite Video Game
Harvest Moon
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3. Like pudding
Eats pudding really fast
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4. Like Harry Potter
Nods really fast
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5. Hate Pucking
Well duh Who doesen't!
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6. Like Powdered Crack (a.k.a Pixy sticks)
Bounces off walls while saying yes
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7. Faveorite color(s)
Blue (any), Black, and Purple(any)
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8. Favorite past times
Playing Harvest Moon and watching anime
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9. Like pie
Is on sugar rush right now so can't answer that right now
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10. Like hotels
Yes!!!!!
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11. Wan't this Interview to go on forever
It better not!!! well... *stabs* that takes care of that
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...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
() Swam in the ocean
() Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until you peed yourself
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
()I have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person someone cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them... does it count if I told that to my mom or dad? *siftyeye*
() I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
() I've had a crush on a teacher.
() I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
() I've been kissed in the rain. =]]]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house. (a bunch of times..lol dont tell!)
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight. (not really... *shiftyeye*)
() I've been arrested.
() I've shoplifted
Total:7
Drugs/Alcohol
() I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
Total:3
Death and Suicide
(x)I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.
Total:2
Random
(x) I can sing well.
(x) People love to hear me sing.
() I have participated in a talent show.
(x) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news (sometimes).
() I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.(in piglatin... does that count?)
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
(x) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
(x) I like Martha Stewart. Kinda...
(x) I know how to shoot a gun. (i only know how to shoot a water gun :])
(x) I am in love with love.
(x) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish. Seriosly I will die of lack of air so please don't tickle me that much
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates. Kinda
() I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed
(x) My answers are totally honest
Total:27
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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My favorite songs
5 minuites by J.T.
Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers
*Peanut Butter Jelly Time
*Do you like waffles
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You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends
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(A sad story)
A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle, going over 90 mph on the road.
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would EVER do this for ANYONE, please put this on your page
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Put this in your profile if you're AGAINST ABORTION...
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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~Science vs Jesus~
'Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you believe in God?'
'Absolutely.'
'Is God good?'
'Sure! God's good.'
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
'Yes.'
'Are you good or evil?'
'The Bible says I'm evil.'
The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.
'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'
'Yes sir, I would.'
'So you're good!'
'I wouldn't say that.'
'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'
The student remains silent.
'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
'Let's start again, young fella: is God good?'
'Er, yes,' the student says.
'Is Satan good?'
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'
'Then where does Satan come from?'
The student: 'From...God...'
'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
'Yes.'
'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'
Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'
The student: 'Yes.'
'So who created them?'
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.
'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'
The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'
The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'
'Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe in him?'
'Yes.'
'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'
'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'
'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.
'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'
'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'
'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'
'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.'
'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'
The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.
'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.'
'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'
Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'
To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God.
It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.'
God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'
The professor sat down.
~Pass this on if you have faith and love Jesus~
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What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"
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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
We need to stop child abuse!
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1) You have blonde hair.
2) You have tried to drink from a straw but ended up getting the liquid in your nose, eyes, or ears.
3) You didn't know that if you said devious slowly it sounded like gullible.
4) You just tried it.
5) You only just realized that it doesn't
6) You didn't know that gullible meant smart and quick-witted in french.
7) You just looked it up.
8) You found what really meaned...
9) You didn't know meaned wasn't a word.
10) You beg to differ.
11) You are still taking this test.
12) You didn't already figure out that I am just wasting time.
13) You KNOW you aren't blonde.
14) You didn't realize that there are two #3's
15) You just went back to check.
16) You found only one and kept looking for it.
17) You only just realized that the 2nd 3 was in #14.
18) You are STILL taking this test.
19) You aren't going to keep reading my profile.
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1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave .
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile 92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile 98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!
What's this doing here?
That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out An Actual Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail in password field only * comes, But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The problem only in Password field.
We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.
But I request you to check this as we our self don’t know what is the password!
The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request you to add the same in future.
There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request you change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?
In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?
The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also, Is it a bug?
Rest In next letter.
Yours Anonymously,
Santa Singh
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds
that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost thistt!!
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
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Subject: Scrabble
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
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:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
^o^ Copy and paste this if you like gum.
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I no i no i have the same thing twice on one page a u r probly thinking "OMGWTF why does this person have the same thing posted on the same page that's a total crime aginst nature!"
Well I will tell u y SAVE TEH PANDAS!!!
that's all I have to say.
Also here is a link to my favorite anime song you must listen to this before you go on (not really but you can if you want)---->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
I like bunnies
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This is cuddles..... And her twin Alissa (both waves paw("))
they are eating right now and if you disturb them they will not attack (well sometimes they wont) say hi to my pet bunnies or else you will get dissers isn't that right? (both Cuddles and Alissa nods with fire in their eyes)
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I absolutely love swimming, Gymnastics, Tree climbing, Wading in shallow streams, Camping, And Taking long walks and hikes
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Robin-Girl: My third screen name
AlissaAnn: My fourth screen name
Star-Angel: My fith screen name
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My random Interview
1.Like anime?
1.Lucky Star(awesomest thing since pudding)
2. Fruits basket
3. Shugo Chara
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2. Favorite Video Game
Harvest Moon
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3. Like pudding
Eats pudding really fast
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4. Like Harry Potter
Nods really fast
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5. Hate Pucking
Well duh Who doesen't!
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6. Like Powdered Crack (a.k.a Pixy sticks)
Bounces off walls while saying yes
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7. Faveorite color(s)
Blue (any), Black, and Purple(any)
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8. Favorite past times
Playing Harvest Moon and watching anime
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9. Like pie
Is on sugar rush right now so can't answer that right now
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10. Like hotels
Yes!!!!!
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11. Wan't this Interview to go on forever
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...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
() Swam in the ocean
() Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until you peed yourself
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
()I have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person someone cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them... does it count if I told that to my mom or dad? *siftyeye*
() I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
() I've had a crush on a teacher.
() I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
() I've been kissed in the rain. =]]]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house. (a bunch of times..lol dont tell!)
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight. (not really... *shiftyeye*)
() I've been arrested.
() I've shoplifted
Total:7
Drugs/Alcohol
() I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
Total:3
Death and Suicide
(x)I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.
Total:2
Random
(x) I can sing well.
(x) People love to hear me sing.
() I have participated in a talent show.
(x) I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news (sometimes).
() I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.(in piglatin... does that count?)
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
(x) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
(x) I like Martha Stewart. Kinda...
(x) I know how to shoot a gun. (i only know how to shoot a water gun :])
(x) I am in love with love.
(x) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish. Seriosly I will die of lack of air so please don't tickle me that much
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates. Kinda
() I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed
(x) My answers are totally honest
Total:27
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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My favorite songs
5 minuites by J.T.
Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers
*Peanut Butter Jelly Time
*Do you like waffles
*=Do not know the artist
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You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends
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(A sad story)
A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle, going over 90 mph on the road.
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would EVER do this for ANYONE, please put this on your page
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98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile.
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Put this in your profile if you're AGAINST ABORTION...
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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~Science vs Jesus~
'Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you believe in God?'
'Absolutely.'
'Is God good?'
'Sure! God's good.'
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
'Yes.'
'Are you good or evil?'
'The Bible says I'm evil.'
The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.
'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'
'Yes sir, I would.'
'So you're good!'
'I wouldn't say that.'
'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'
The student remains silent.
'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
'Let's start again, young fella: is God good?'
'Er, yes,' the student says.
'Is Satan good?'
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'
'Then where does Satan come from?'
The student: 'From...God...'
'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'
'Yes, sir.'
'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
'Yes.'
'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'
Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'
The student: 'Yes.'
'So who created them?'
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.
'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'
The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'
The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'
'Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe in him?'
'Yes.'
'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'
'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'
'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.
'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'
'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'
'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'
'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.'
'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'
The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.
'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.'
'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'
Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'
To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God.
It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.'
God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'
The professor sat down.
~Pass this on if you have faith and love Jesus~
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What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"
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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
We need to stop child abuse!
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Grim Death, Becklypuff, The Morpher,mistrissmoon,Mistystar.
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If you answer yes to any of these things, you know you're blonde.
1) You have blonde hair.
2) You have tried to drink from a straw but ended up getting the liquid in your nose, eyes, or ears.
3) You didn't know that if you said devious slowly it sounded like gullible.
4) You just tried it.
5) You only just realized that it doesn't
6) You didn't know that gullible meant smart and quick-witted in french.
7) You just looked it up.
8) You found what really meaned...
9) You didn't know meaned wasn't a word.
10) You beg to differ.
11) You are still taking this test.
12) You didn't already figure out that I am just wasting time.
13) You KNOW you aren't blonde.
14) You didn't realize that there are two #3's
15) You just went back to check.
16) You found only one and kept looking for it.
17) You only just realized that the 2nd 3 was in #14.
18) You are STILL taking this test.
19) You aren't going to keep reading my profile.
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1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave .
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile 92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile 98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Rats, there go the lights again...
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!
What's this doing here?
That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out An Actual Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Bill Gates,
This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice.
After connecting to Internet we planned to open an email account. But when ever we fill the Form of Hotmail in password field only * comes, But in rest of the fields whatever we typed comes but we faced The problem only in Password field.
We checked with Hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****.
But I request you to check this as we our self don’t know what is the password!
The next one is that we are unable to enter anything after we shut down the computer. There is a button for start but not for pause, stop as in stereo recorder. We request you to add the same in future.
There is a option as RUN in menu. This one of my neighbor after clicking started running and he has run up to Amritsar from Chandigarh. So we request you change that to SIT. So that we can click that by sitting.
One doubt is that can I click Re cycle bin. I own a scooter in my home. Is there a separate option as Re scooter bin available in the system?
In Microsoft outlook we are able to see the outer view of the mail. Is there an in look through which we can have inner view of the mail?
The last one is my wife has lost the door key of our house. So I searched for the same in search option of start icon. But I did not find the same there also, Is it a bug?
Rest In next letter.
Yours Anonymously,
Santa Singh
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds
that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds
that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this
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Subject: Scrabble
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much
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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
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:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
^o^ Copy and paste this if you like gum.
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
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I no i no i have the same thing twice on one page a u r probly thinking "OMGWTF why does this person have the same thing posted on the same page that's a total crime aginst nature!"
Well I will tell u y SAVE TEH PANDAS!!!
that's all I have to say.
- Last seen on Oct 27 5:38 PM. Member since April 22, 2008.
- My mood is , and quote is "I'm bringing sexy back".
- I am a 11 year old girl (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Reading, Watching Anime, sleeping, Playing Harvest Moon, in LaLa land, Keaplyn, Fuzzlyn, or Eating .
- I am in the groups Anime Paradise, Anime RP, Anime and Manga, Another Harry Potter Roleplay, AntiTwilight Lovers, AuraClan, Bolt rp 2, CRP AKA Crazy Random people, Christian Hangout, Demon Flame Reborn, Edward cullen lovers, For Tyler, Friend St, Fruits Basket, Fruits Basket Roleplay, Gir, Girls Who Are not a Tomboy And Are not, Girls are NOT complicated lol, Going to Hogwarts, Hail to Switzanada, Harry Potter Fanatics, Harry Potter RPG, Hey its FRED, Howl, I Love Pugs and Hugs and Cookies, I Want to Help You, Just Hang Out, Kingdom Hearts And Final Fantasy, Literary Arias, Literary Arias Judges, Longer Chapter Writers, Lost pack of the West, MUSIC LOVERS The group for anybody, Ninja Girls R Us, NinjaClan, Original Pokemon RP, RP Hybrids, Rp Darkfist, Serious Warriors Roleplay, Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus, Snowclan, Spy Academy, TMNT Brothers and Sisters, Taylor Swift, The Awesomely Awesome Group For Hypera, The Best Group Ever, The Bucket Group, The Disney Appreciation Group And Role, The Ultimate Warriors RP, The random group for random people to, This is the Most Annoying Group Name T, Twilight, Twilight Lovers, Twilight rocks, Twilighters, Valleypack : Wolf Pack, Warrior Cats Of The Wild, Warriors By Erin Hunter, Warriors Of LightClan, Warriors Of The Forest rp, Warriors Of The Lake, Warriors Of The Shadows, Warriors Of ThunderClan rp, Warriors Power Of Three Rp, Warriors Role Playing and Discussing, Warriors The Darkest hour role play, Warriors The Master Thief rp, Warriors The New prophecy all books rp, Warriors The Power Of Five, Warriors for my sisster and her friend, Warriors of MeadowClan WOMC, Warriors of RockClan, Warriors of the Desert, Warriors of the forest, Warriors of the wild, Warriors or Writing with someone, Warriors rp, Warriors rpg, Warriors: If The Battle Had Gone Badly, We hate the WORLD But we love the neig, Wild Cats of Old, Winter Wolf Pack role, Wolf Pack, role playing fun group, scene kids of the world XD, under 16 chat, wildcherrys and lollipops
- I have 104 comments, 10 stories, 4 journals
My Stories
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Well, in China or Japan or somewhere they have a thing that lets you know what your cat is saying! Ha! It's so simple! You just hold it up100 words, 9 comments, August 26
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Host:And welcome to the #1 game show of the centary What is this!!!1
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200 words, 27 comments, July 11
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My journal entries
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This journal is how I have an MAJOR obsession with pajamas I walked around ALL DAY in my pajamas and didnt bother to change into somthing else. I also now have an obsession with sleeping all day without second thoughts at all.... wait I don't really think that's an obsession buy oh well. I think I need to get helpJune 28, 100 words. → 7 comments, Add one?
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billiejeanismyname on October 15Wow! I love your page, and you do have loads of things... and it's cool!
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Bleed-To-Feel on September 16WHOO!!I made it to the bottom!! xD jk nice page
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Aiman Ahmad on September 6hhiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Max.Ride. on September 5DAMN girl! you have a ton of stuff on ur page! and u r in a ton of groups!
