Hi, I'm Kristen. You may also know me as Stewmonster or MiBuena. Stewie or Buena, either works. Here's some stuff to know about me.
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I am a 15 year old female. I play basketball and hate my hair. I have brown hair and blueish greenish grayish eyes that have many times been deemed amazing.(
I am about 5'9 in height. I lvoe reading and writing and the occasional drawing. I have lots of stories that I start and then get bored with, so I apologixe right now for all the unfinished and short stories. I have self diagnosed myself as schizofrenic and bipolar (on occasions) and my fellow peers and my Com Arts teacher agree. I have a younger sibling who I absolutely adore! He is amazing, yet is sometimes a pain in the butt. So that's about it! Drop a line or message me if you have any questions!
List of My Favorite Quotes::
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
Why is it that nobody understands me, yet everybody likes me?
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness. - Dalai Lama
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate. ~ Douglas Engelbart
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A true friend is someone who knows there’s something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You, too? Thought I was the only one!"
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Life's tough, get a helmet.
The best things in life are unseen,that's why we close our eyes when we kiss cry and dream.
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree” - probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
HAHA... more later perhaps... I seem to have accumulated many of these quotes.
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HEALTHY INSANITY
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
QUICK BIO:
I am a 15 year old female. I play basketball and hate my hair. I have brown hair and blueish greenish grayish eyes that have many times been deemed amazing.(
I am about 5'9 in height. I lvoe reading and writing and the occasional drawing. I have lots of stories that I start and then get bored with, so I apologixe right now for all the unfinished and short stories. I have self diagnosed myself as schizofrenic and bipolar (on occasions) and my fellow peers and my Com Arts teacher agree. I have a younger sibling who I absolutely adore! He is amazing, yet is sometimes a pain in the butt. So that's about it! Drop a line or message me if you have any questions!List of My Favorite Quotes::
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
Why is it that nobody understands me, yet everybody likes me?
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness. - Dalai Lama
The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate. ~ Douglas Engelbart
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
A true friend is someone who knows there’s something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You, too? Thought I was the only one!"
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Life's tough, get a helmet.
The best things in life are unseen,that's why we close our eyes when we kiss cry and dream.
As the poet said, “Only God can make a tree” - probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
HAHA... more later perhaps... I seem to have accumulated many of these quotes.
╔══╗♫
║██║ Put this ipod on your profile if you
║(0)║♫ can't live with out music!
╚══╝
HEALTHY INSANITY
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
- Last seen on Aug 30 3:42 PM. Member since January 2.
- My mood is
, and quote is "I am about to have a brain anyerism...(sp)". - I am a 15 year old girl from Missouri (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm at school or a basketball event.
- I am in the groups Christian Hangout, For Tyler, Hope, NaNoWriMo, Seeing Is Believing
- I have 25 comments, 19 stories
Stories I'm focused on
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Christope sighed, pulling his cloak tighter around his shoulders. The night had suddenly been struck by a chilling gale that made his bones100 words, 1 comment, March 12
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300 words, March 12
My Stories
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Adriel lay in her bed, the satin sheets tangled between her legs. Salty tears slid down the sides of her face as she cried. Depression hurt. The feeling of agony was like a knife twisting in her gut as she tried to push the t1300 words, 1 comment, April 23
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(This is a true description of me... ha)Guest Book
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AliciaInWonderland : Helllllo. on February 26Thanks for the friend add! I'll read some of your stuff as soon as I get to it. I'm super busy right now. Good luck writing!
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SprinkledCupcake on January 2Welcome to Storywrite. :]
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Elisabeth on January 2
Welcome to the StoryWrite website!
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