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Hey.

(\__/) His name is bunny.
(='.'=) He only got the position cause he's cute.
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(\ /) This is Doom bunny.
(O.o) He's just here to creep you out.
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--->Lissa.

I'm starting afresh with my profile.

I write. I like it. I try a bit of everything and am influenced by everything.

I'm Muslim. I forgive you for being scared. It's cultural.

I don't take shit, but I give it. It makes for a well rounded character.

I'm a down to Earth Romantic. And single not that that effects you. Ausie

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I have a conspiracy theory that storywrite is monitoring my profile so I don't put images on it.

My other one is that Micheal Jackson will come back in a month and entitle his next concert "Non-Refundable" (Too soon?)

I dance like a white chick. No-offence.

I Like Purple, Books, Love and chocolate. I especially like reading a purple book about love whilst eating chocolate. Enjoy the multitask.

When I order food: "I'll have Iced chocolate, Mushrooms and scrambled eggs." ---> Note my priorities.

I am a terribel spellah, so I don't judge, but I'm a grammah natzi, so watch out!

I will Logic the Ass out of you. I enjoy a good debate.

I am passionate. Especially after sugar.

I run THE WEIRD AND THE RANDOM group. I am dedicated. Join.

Add me. I don't bite. I like to comment.

Read me. I love what I write. Duh, otherwise I wouldn't write it.

♥ Melissa ----------------------------> Dissapointed? Read it. It doesn't.

P.S - GAME

If you comment at all, there's 99.9% that i'll reply.
If your part of the .1% that i didn't reply to, send me a really nasty comment and i'll get on to it

TWILIGHT IS MY BRAND OF HEROIN
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RANDOM! Sentences Courtesy of --- Jalice Cale, Emily Cullen and Pixie Queen --- Feel free to Copy and paste, these are my faves, go to their pages to see the whole list.

•You’ll never get to the moon if you’re just as sane as I am...

•If you don’t watch out, something that tastes like peanut butter will fall on your head.

•Jalice Cale is so insane that the penguins are scared!

•The point of mathematics it to torment the yellow and purple penguins!

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Stuff I Love:

Supernatural ---------------> Jensen Ackles has his own category.

Sims

All comedy shows -------------------> TAYG, GNW, ROVE, TGYH (only rove's not an abbreviation)

Merlin

TWILIGHT and co.

I LOVE MAXIMUM RIDE (the series) by JAMES PATTERSON (hint, hint, look it up!)

Should I bother mentioning that I love Reading? I love reading to a point where it's an obsession. (No, it really is that scary)

Eating and Sleeping...

That about sums up me.

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  • blackwhite : OMG.... on November 5
    .................I'm a Muslim too.....
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    Are you one of those "Crazy" Twilighters? And if you are, I am sorry in advance if this offended you.
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  • HaydenLautner on October 31
    I love your wittiness on your page!!! It's awesome!!

    Jensen Ackles is H.O.T!!!!!
  • I989 : Nice on October 15
    like a rock in a cop's face.
  • NarniaKid on July 24
    Hi! Awesome profile! Happy to know that you like twilight! Me too!
    Keep Writing!

    -Crystal

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