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Max.Ride
Past SW names:
Kayla-wa

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got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?]


Favotite Bands:
Parmore
Evanescence
Flyleaf
Lily Allen
Kate Nash
Puddle of Mudd
Katy Perry
The Killerz
U2
Daft Punk
Muse
Blink 182
Vampire Weekend
The Wombats

Favorite Movies:
Harry Potter (all)
Moulin Rouge
The Matrix (all)
Pretty in Pink
Faris Bullers Day Off
Sixteen Candles
The Other Sister
V for Vendetta
Across the Universe

Favorite Things To Do:
Read
Listen to Ipod
Go To Mall

Favorite Foods:
Pasta Carbonara
Shrimp Alfredo
Sausage

Favorite Books:
The Uglies (all)
The House of Power
The Rivers of Fire
The Dark Planet
A Series of Unfortunante Events
Leven Thumps (all)
Macbeth
Hamlet

I have brown hair and brown eyes.
I LLLOOOVVEEE to listen to music. (espically Coldplay)
I want to be a Marine Biologist when I grow up
My family and my friends are the most important things in my
life
I love be up to date with the latest savvy.
I am spastic when nobody is looking... XD

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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