Well, hello there, everypeoples. I'm the Homestar Ru--no. Wait. I'm Matthew Maldonado, an author with a surprisingly bright and cheery mind, considering my fictional output.
I'm presently editing a horror sci-fi fantasy surrealist pseudo-biographical smorgasborg of a clusterfuck of a novel. The first part of it is up, but until I get a gold membership, I'm not going to put up the full 271,000+ (so far) words; StoryWrite is a real pain in the ass when it comes to formatting.
I'm influenced by a lot of things, including music, history, psychology, and mythology--and a loooot of entertainment. So, out of whimsy, I have decided to provide a list of my all-time favorite and most influential movies, music, books, and video games.
Movies:
Memento
Donnie Darko
Pulp Fiction
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Grave of the Fireflies
Return to Oz
The Dark Knight
WALL-E
Music:
The White Stripes
The Blood Brothers
Akira Yamaoka
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Jimi Hendrix
E.S. Posthumus
The Mars Volta
Sunna
Books:
IT
Wicked
Kingdom Come
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
The Talisman
Foundation and Earth
Oedpius Rex
Jurassic Park
Video Games:
Resident Evil 2
Silent Hill
Super Metroid
BioShock
Resident Evil (GameCube Remake)
StarCraft
Alpha Centauri
Oblivion
I'm presently editing a horror sci-fi fantasy surrealist pseudo-biographical smorgasborg of a clusterfuck of a novel. The first part of it is up, but until I get a gold membership, I'm not going to put up the full 271,000+ (so far) words; StoryWrite is a real pain in the ass when it comes to formatting.
I'm influenced by a lot of things, including music, history, psychology, and mythology--and a loooot of entertainment. So, out of whimsy, I have decided to provide a list of my all-time favorite and most influential movies, music, books, and video games.
Movies:
Memento
Donnie Darko
Pulp Fiction
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Grave of the Fireflies
Return to Oz
The Dark Knight
WALL-E
Music:
The White Stripes
The Blood Brothers
Akira Yamaoka
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Jimi Hendrix
E.S. Posthumus
The Mars Volta
Sunna
Books:
IT
Wicked
Kingdom Come
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay
The Talisman
Foundation and Earth
Oedpius Rex
Jurassic Park
Video Games:
Resident Evil 2
Silent Hill
Super Metroid
BioShock
Resident Evil (GameCube Remake)
StarCraft
Alpha Centauri
Oblivion
- Member since August 27, 2007.
- My mood is , and quote is "Industrious.".
- I am a 21 year old guy from Colorado (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm writing. A lot. All the time. FOREVERRRRRRRRR.
- Visit my homepage at www.fictionpress.com/u/350241/m_maldonado
































































- I have 57 comments, 6 contests, 3 poems, 7 stories
Stories I'm focused on
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A wrinkled green freak in a top hat reveals the horrible and beautiful truth of the world to two downtrodden kids.
My Stories
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All he'd wanted was a drink.1500 words, 10 comments, April 3, 2009. In Dudewhat, Fiction, First person, Other, Short story, Strange, Weird
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1100 words, 6 comments, March 14, 2009. In Dark, Family, Fiction, Horror, Life, Personal, Sad, Short story, Weird, Young adult
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A conductor sees fit to use an entire city as his orchestra.
My Poetry
My other items
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- The Green Man's Guillotine Grin at allpoetry
He wants the boy. He needs the boy. He will do whatever it takes to get the boy. Whatever it takes. - The Green Man's Guillotine Grin [Adjusted] at allpoetry
He wants the boy. He needs the boy. He will do whatever it takes to get the boy. Whatever it takes. [Adjusted For Contest] - Little Girl Stew at allpoetry
There once was a man from Peru who liked to make little girl stew...
Guest Book
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Tokyo Kid : Holy crap Batman! on July 22, 2009You like Donnie Darko...
Silent Hill is one of your favorite games...
You listen to Jimi Hendrix...
We both think Twilight is as imaginative as a lump of dog turd...
Um, is this my bff's account?
This must be an optical illusion of some sort 'cus we are just too much alike. It's almost uncanny. O.O
Not to mention that you're articulate, refreshingly unique, and aren't afraid to speak your mind. O.O
Hi, I'm Krissy.
Pleased to meet you.
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FearedCries on April 14, 2009haha nice Homestar Runner thing on the beginning of ur page. I love hsr and epecially sbe mails.
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Mistress Kathriana on April 3, 2009the dark knight and wall-e are great movies! *extends hand* I'm Katherine, maybe we could write together some time
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Aaez on June 5, 2008Dude! Your profile is...green!
Hehe...I like green. It's such a calming colour!
Thanks for guest-booking my page 
I loved the way you described it. ^^
