My name is Mal.
HoneyAngel is my better half. Not just online, but in real life too. We are now engaged.
I'm a complicated bloke, and I'm comfortable with that. I don't show emotion well, so don't expect me to care. I'm currently seeing a shrink, who thinks I need to accept my faults and learn to adapt them to my life. Good luck with that, chief.
I'm not the kind of guy who listens to one genre of music, and if you have a problem with that, tough. I will listen to anything at all, as long as it has a solid beat, and isn't the incessant yodelling of some country singers, or the mindless drivel from wannabe 'gangstas' who come from 'da hood' and try to talk to you like you're only just learning English. 'What up, G?' WTF? Go lay in the road and get run over by a 'pimp mobile'.
Anyway, enough about that. I write a lot of erotica. These stories are based on things I either have experienced, or would like to experience at one time or other. If you find them too 'full on' then stop reading. No one put a gun to your head to make you read them.
When it comes to reading and critiquing other peoples' stories, I am not doing it to make friends. I will tell you how I see it, and what I think needs to be fixed up. I have been referred to as "an overbearing, grammar-Nazi like sonuvabitch who needs to get laid" and I must agree on all points but the last, because my sex life is quite generous. If you don't like the critique I give, then you can object wholeheartedly, and choose not to take whatever advice I may give; it's your story, after all.
If you would like to contact me, either through MSN or email, just message me and I'll see if I can work up the caring factor to give you the details. If not, then I'll be just another guy who didn't 'add you on Myspace' or talk to you when you needed me. Boo hoo.
Anyhoot, that's enough about me. Have a good time reading, or whatever you wanna do.
HoneyAngel is my better half. Not just online, but in real life too. We are now engaged.
I'm a complicated bloke, and I'm comfortable with that. I don't show emotion well, so don't expect me to care. I'm currently seeing a shrink, who thinks I need to accept my faults and learn to adapt them to my life. Good luck with that, chief.
I'm not the kind of guy who listens to one genre of music, and if you have a problem with that, tough. I will listen to anything at all, as long as it has a solid beat, and isn't the incessant yodelling of some country singers, or the mindless drivel from wannabe 'gangstas' who come from 'da hood' and try to talk to you like you're only just learning English. 'What up, G?' WTF? Go lay in the road and get run over by a 'pimp mobile'.
Anyway, enough about that. I write a lot of erotica. These stories are based on things I either have experienced, or would like to experience at one time or other. If you find them too 'full on' then stop reading. No one put a gun to your head to make you read them.
When it comes to reading and critiquing other peoples' stories, I am not doing it to make friends. I will tell you how I see it, and what I think needs to be fixed up. I have been referred to as "an overbearing, grammar-Nazi like sonuvabitch who needs to get laid" and I must agree on all points but the last, because my sex life is quite generous. If you don't like the critique I give, then you can object wholeheartedly, and choose not to take whatever advice I may give; it's your story, after all.
If you would like to contact me, either through MSN or email, just message me and I'll see if I can work up the caring factor to give you the details. If not, then I'll be just another guy who didn't 'add you on Myspace' or talk to you when you needed me. Boo hoo.
Anyhoot, that's enough about me. Have a good time reading, or whatever you wanna do.
- Member since January 11, 2008.
- My mood is
, and quote is "I'm weird, you're weird, we're all weird. That must make us normal". - I am a 21 year old man (Australia)
- When I'm not writing, I'm doing whatever tickles my fancy.
- I am in the groups Darkness Surrounds us, Erotica Addicts, GSA Gay Straight Alliance, Masochism
- I have 133 comments, 3 contests, 31 poems, 65 stories, 2 journals
My Stories
My Poetry
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Holding you in my arms tonight,
With devil and angel wings we take flight,<100 words, 20 comments, March 7, 2008
My other items
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- Final Say at allpoetry
Bleh. - Flight Risk at allpoetry
Mmm flying. - Dragon and Angel at allpoetry
Holding you in my arms tonight, With dragon and angel wings we take flight,
My journal entries
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Alright, so, I'm really getting into this journal thing - It's your second journal entry, you might say - but phooey(phooey is a word according to Firefox's spell check who knew?) to you, I can do what, and who, I like. 1 So, anyway, this is a comparative study of two products that are essentially the same, but
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So, I decided, because I can, and it's 12:12am, I would write a journal entry. I'm in the process of completing Birthday Wish, but I thought I'd take a break to talk with you all about a very serious subject. A subject so great and triumphant that I felt that no one should be spared from knowing about it. That subjecJune 17, 2009, In Random. 300 words. → Make first comment?
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Marta. on June 13, 2009You're totally edgy! I like edgy it's the opposite of me and I will come back here and read some of what you wrote,and i hope to be thrilled.
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Leko Poison on May 23, 2009LOL. Great profile. One of the funniest I've read.
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Nikki Rowles on April 15, 2009or the mindless drivel from wannabe 'gangstas' who come from 'da hood' and try to talk to you like you're only just learning English. 'What up, G?' WTF? Go lay in the road and get run over by a 'pimp mobile'.
I LOVE IT!!! totally hilarious
*Blessed Be*
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Classic Violette : Okay wow. on April 13, 2009I love dragons and that picture is freakin gorgez!
