
Yeah. Totally stalking you.
Straight is over-rated, get bent!
So, like, I'm a cool guy. Kind've retarded.
I chalk it up to faulty test-tubes.
(My mom told me I was a test-tube baby. xDD)
You'll see me in the CB a lot, acting dumb, being my care-free self,
or debating random stuff with random people. Don't take anything
I say to heart, I'm just being stupid for the sake of amusement.
I may seem immature, but rest-assured -
Serious is
Serious business.

I'm not exactly the most motivated person on the planet.
Everything I write on here is not done out of personal motivation, it's done on a whim when Serendipity decides to embrace me. I can't write without the brain whirring, which happens not as often as I'd like.
So, read mah goodies, make your judgments, leave your comments, and break it down smooth, 'cuz I'm lookin' forward to it.
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Also,
I'm kinda, sorta an artist, so if you want to check out mah artz:
http://raistlinmaj3r3.deviantart.com
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By the way, I'm always up for encouraging comments, constructive criticism, or why my stuff sucks. So read up, and comment.
I usually return the favor.
And, by all means, be as critical as you like.
I won't lie. I'd feel a little defeated, but at least you're
telling me how to make it better.
Crush my soul!
I demand it!
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Major Quotage:
lloovvee911: magius u remind me of jesus.
RectopathicCalypso: He reminds me of Borat.
Magius Avvail: LMAO Wth? When did I become Borat Jesus?
Contractor: Yeah, we're gonna need to
borrow your wrench. We used ours up.
William: How do you use up a wrench?
Contractor: See that guy over there, with the
red crap on his head? He, uh...threw it at someone.
Sandborn: Y'know, we can shoot people down here.
You don't have to throw wrenches. xD
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- Member since January 7, 2009.
- My mood is
, and quote is "The misifts of yesterday wear the crowns of today...". - I am a 22 year old man from Texas (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm pretending to be Darkwing Duck. Let's get Dangerous!.
- Visit my homepage at www.myspace.com/genocidalwarlock
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- I am in the groups AntiTwilight Lovers, DJ Heaven 101, Dragons Den, Lovers of RAWK, MUSIC LOVERS The group for anybody, Music Lovers, Notes on a Page, Original Roleplay, RPing Awesomeness, The Awesomely Awesome Group, The Group for Anyone, Writing Whatever You Want
- I have 493 comments, 10 contests, 8 poems, 28 stories, 4 journals
My Lists
- Araboth, the 7th Heaven
- Inscriptions of a Fallen Feather
- Power to the Helmet!
- Sometimes a Helmet Just Isn't Enough
- The True Stories of Borat Jesus
My Stories
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The on-going is on-going. ANGEL STORY!
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When a helmet just isn't enough... Story of Angels.
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A poem about angels and the progression of their charges and inspiration.
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Done for a contest.
My Poetry
My journal entries
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It is I, though, lo and behold, this is not an antic of a philosophical nature. I'm simply writing this because I am confused. You see, I'm infamous for having these bizarre dreams that result in comical tales. IE: having sexual relations with Freddy Krueger before singing acapella to a chick on the phone and being
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Guest Book
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Mag the Chodja on October 29, 2009Don't feel the lesser, Moxeh, everyone fails in comparison to teh Nanner. :3
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FemmeDuEmile on October 28, 2009I love the nanner costume! YOu look hella G!
my costume isn't nearly as cool -
FemmeDuEmile on October 20, 2009i miss ur page so much
actually I miss you. And I's all healthy for realls this time. S
seeya later%Pr -
Asfand on August 2, 2009


