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You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind . A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination . There's the signpost up ahead....you have now crossed over into...
E M M A ' S P R O F I L E!!!!


Greetings, Earthlings! You seem to have stumbled upon my profile! Welcome!

My former usernames are TwilightTimelord and Xdeadly.nightshadeX -- just in case you were wondering

Anyway, to start off I shall say that my name is Emma. I refuse to tell you my last name, sorry. You can decide for yourself which planet I'm originally from, but I currently reside in Florida. I am 15 years old, I'm in the eighth grade, and I may or may not be a ninja. Besides writing, I like reading, acting, swimming, biking, and listening to music. I also play piano, guitar and recorder.

I write mostly fantasy, sometimes science fiction, horror and romance, and the occasional (VERY rare) realistic fiction piece. I can write poems, I suppose, but I'm a little rusty at that, so I usually stick to stories. A lot of my stories center around dreams, as they really fascinate me; and mirrors too (that sounds weird, but mirrors are really cool to write about). Also, vampires -- not Twilight vampires, as you might thin from my name...I've never actually written anything Twilight, as I don't do many fanfics. I prefer to use classic vamps, or invent my own. I used to write shorter things, but nowadays all my stories seem to get away from me...for inspiration, I often surf DeviantArt for creative pictures, then write stories about them. I've got a whole document in MS Word filled with pictures that I will, someday, write about. I always start my drafts in Word, I find it easier. I don't really post my work on any site but this one, but occasionally I will. As a rule, I don't let my parents read my work -- it drives them crazy I also draw inspiration from music...I always have something playing while I write, though sometimes I'm so immersed that I don't even notice what I'm listening to. LOL

I'm obsessed with a few things...some of them are:

MAXIMUM RIDE!! (AWESOME series!)
Doctor Who (TV show)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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I listen to a lot of music; mostly rock and punk, some pop and country, but very little rap. My current favorites are:

GREEN DAY! (My favorite. A little bit of an obsession).
Muse
Fall Out Boy
The All-American Rejects
Paramore
Jason Mraz
Evanescence

I also like: KT Tunstall, Amy Macdonald, Duffy, M.I.A., Kelly Clarkson, Bat For Lashes, Lily Allen, Taylor Swift, Maroon 5, They Might Be Giants, and tons more.

My current favorite songs are:

1. "American Idiot" by Green Day
2. "When I Come Around" by Green Day
3. "Holiday" by Green Day
4. "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab For Cutie
5. "21st Century Breakdown" by Green Day
6. "Muscle Museum" by Muse
7. "21 Guns" by Green Day
8. "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" by Green Day
9. "Santa Stole My Girlfriend" by The Maine
10. "Pressure" by Paramore
11. "¡Viva La Gloria!" by Green Day
12. "Fences" by Paramore
13. "Cupid Shuffle" by Cupid
14. "Call Me When You're Sober" by Evanescence
15. "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day
16. "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3
17. "Horseshoes and Hand Grenades" by Green Day
18. "Mercy" by Duffy
19. "Escape" by Muse
20. "¿Viva La Gloria? (Little Girl)" by Green Day

i could go on forever , but i'll stop there

What I'm currently reading:
-"Seeing Redd" by Frank Beddor
-"The Shining" by Stephen King
-"The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
-"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" by J.K. Rowling
-"Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy" by Ally Carter

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Here are some of my favorite quotes (why, yes, i AM planning on posting random stuff at random times!):

"You can't have everything. I mean, where would you put it?"
-Steven Wright

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a great big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey -- stuff."
-The Doctor, "Doctor Who: Blink"

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
-Edward & Bella, "Twilight"

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Ooh! This could be a little more sonic!'"
-Captain Jack Harkness, "Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances"

"I feel like I just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."
-Jane, "27 Dresses"

"Why am I covered in feathers?"
"I bit a pillow or two."
"You -- BIT a PILLOW?! Why?!"
-Bella & Edward, "Breaking Dawn"

"You nicknamed my daughter after the LOCH NESS MONSTER?!"
-Bella, "Breaking Dawn"

"So, Giles, got anything to make this day any worse?"
"How about the end of the world?"
"Knew I could count on you."
-Buffy and Giles, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

"Let's just say I'm a friend."
"What if I don't want a friend?"
"I didn't say I was yours."
-Angel and Buffy, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

Xander: Jack Kerouac is my teacher, the open road, my school.
Buffy: Making the open Dumpster your cafeteria?
Xander: Go ahead, mock me!
Oz: I think she just did.
-"Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

i'll add more later

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My SW friends (in no particular order):

donuts-and-music ~ One of my best friends in real life and the one who introduced me to Storywrite. TWISTED SHRIMP ROCK MY SOCKS!!!

Queen.of.the.Lab17 ~ Another of my real-life buddies and an awesome writer. Also a huge Bones fan so go see her if you like it too Katts, we seriously need some inside jokes.

MusicTennisPeace ~ One of my bestest friends in real life,
too. *slap* you could've had a V8.

Cashel West ~ Another one of my RL friends. She's a great author, you should check out her stuff.

Eresipel ~ One of my first SW friends. Twilight RB awesome.

Rearose ~ Another one of my early buddies.

Lover of Jonas ~ We found a common bond in lotsa stuff...including Twilight. I sense a pattern here...

Bella-Cacciatore ~ Yay! Doctor Who! Woot woot! Sorry I'm done now...

Thorn-on-the-Rose ~ She's awesome; she s Nightmare Before Christmas! And Harry Potter, and the Crucible...yeah we're probably twins or something.

TardisTakeMeAway ~ Formerly Lawliet, but I personally like their new name better 'cause it's awesome and Whovian

flowerbee1234 ~ One of my newer friends, I don't know them so well yet...your I May Be Crazy story is awesome though!!!

flaire-rockfire ~ Wanna RP?

islekine ~ She is really an awesome author, and has over 1,000 poems at allpoetry!

crazy-me ~ Jason Mraz is ZARKING AWESOME!!!

crosscountry07 ~ Yay! Another Whovian! She is seriously awesome.

ice wolf ~ Yay Team Seth!

Midnightgaze ~ She's Warriors-obsessed. Seriously. 'Course, that's not necessarily a bad thing...

spaz4ever ~ Used to be kiwiluvr. And... she likes Twilight! YAY!
gothic14angel14 ~ OK it's creepy we're twins, I swear!

Host ~ Really an awesome person. And I'm not just saying that 'cause they gave me a membership. They're really an amazing person

Dawn Bon ~ Really an awesome writer. Check her stuff out if you haven't already.

I Love R-Pattz ~ Yeah, another Twilighter. She's awesome but don't tell her spoilers.


Alaskan.Rain ~ Have you read Out Of The Unknown? She entered it in one of my contests. It'll take your breath away, guaranteed.

Shadow06 ~ Don't know much about her yet, really. One of my newer buddies.

NightxXxMare ~ Has an awesome taste in music

JackPumpkinKing ~ Obviously loves Nightmare Before Christmas, but also Doctor Who!! How awesome is that?!

TitaniaLovesOberon ~ Loves Doctor Who!! Also has a fan fiction for it if you're interested

Taimaki-Dei-San ~ Twihard! Yay!

Alphonse Kitty ~ TEAM EDWARD!! Hehe Also looooooves the Fullmetal Alchemist. If you like that contact her cause I have no idea what it is

Neomaxizoondweebie ~ Come on, isn't that name just freaking awesome?! Plus she self published two books, which are on my reading list

Bloody Ink~ Basically just awesome

Team Volturi ~ MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!! WHOOHOO!!!!!

Rusted Heart ~ Twilight, Maximum Ride, Juno...so many similarities, so little time!

If I forgot you, please tell me. You deserve to be on this list for putting up with me!

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OK so you know those 'post this on your profile' things that annoy everyone to no end? Yeah, well, I have some of those for you here. Some of them are actually meaningful, though, so read them.

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

We need to stop child abuse!
Help Support This and Put This in Your Profile

98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile.

You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends!

...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
() Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida [I live there]
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
()I have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
() I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
() I've had a crush on a teacher.
() I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
() I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
() I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
() I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
(x) I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
() I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide
(x)I'm afraid of dying.
() I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.

Random
(x) I can sing well.
() I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
(x) I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
(x) have "x"s in my screen name
(x In somethings) I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
() I bake well.
() My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
() I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
() I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest

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http://www.zazzle.com/twilighttimelord
Lots of sarcastic humor, some Doctor Who, Monty Python, Hitchhiker's Guide and lots more! Just visit, OK?

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POTTER PUPPET PALS ROCK!!!!

If you don't know what they are, click this link. Although if you haven't read Harry Potter you might have a little trouble understanding them...

http://potterpuppetpals.com/

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These are a few of my favorite things.....

Actors & Actresses: David Tennant, Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser, Amanda Bynes, Anne Hathaway, Catherine Tate, Steve Carell

Colors: Blue, black, lime green, silver

TV shows: Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, SpongeBob, Psych, The Office, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Torchwood, Ren and Stimpy, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Twilight Zone, Growing Up Creepie

Movies: MirrorMask, Stardust, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spider-Man, X-Men, Lord of the Rings, Batman, The Mummy

Games (computer): American McGee's Alice, Titan Quest, Dungeon Siege, Harry Potter

Books: Twilight, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The 39 Clues, Maximum Ride, House of Night, Coraline

Words to describe me: Eccentric, weird, Twihard, Whovian

Stuff I Hate:

-Blond jokes. Don't even talk to me about those
-Math. 'Nuff said.
-The color gray. I like silver, but I hate that bland, dull gray.
-Backstabbers
-Caius from Twilight. HE'S SO ZARKING ANNOYING!!!
-Spinach. It's slimy.
-Heavy rap. You know, the kind that cuss every other word and are about nothing but sex
-Writer's block. ARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!

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Here are some awesome websites! (I'm 14, so there's nothing inappropriate)

www.zazzle.com
www.icanhascheezburger.com
www.gallifreyone.com
www.stepheniemeyer.com

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I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air.
They fly so high
They touch the sky
And like my dreams they fade and die.
Fortunes always hiding; I've looked everywhere.
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air.

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Facts About Moi:

-I'm about 4'9" tall
-I'm a little scared of heights
-Clowns creep me out
-My mom embarrasses me
-I had cancer when I was a baby
-I've never cut my hair in my life. Not even a trim.
-I hate math, and I'm not good at it, either.
-I'm really weird
-TEAM EDWARD PEOPLE, TEAM EDWARD!

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Notes On My Trophies:

Golds -
1) On "Into the Night" in Bloody Ecstasy: Vampires and Prompts by Fresian; 2) On "Changed" in Pictures and Titles: A Display of Words by Fresian; 3) On "Trouble Sleeping" in Who Wants A Prompt? Again... by Inkling; 4) On "Blizzard" in Prompt Contest by Savage; 5) On "Fallen Angels" in Light my Muse by Fresian; 6) On "Hybrid" in Where Moonlight Glistens by Alaskan.Rain; 7) On "Acerbus Lux" in RANDOM PICTURE PROMT CONTEST by MusicTennisPeace; 8) On "The Stone Angel" in Prompts, Prompts and more prompts!!!! by MusicTennisPeace.

Silvers –
1) On "Life After Love" in L.I.F.E by Prim-Rose; 2) On "Into the Night" in Supernatural by Storms; 3) On "Awakening" in Prompts for everyone! by Shadowed Phoenix; 4) On "A Second Chance" in Happy Turkey Day! by donuts-and-music; 5) On "The Sandman" in New Year Genre by witchcraft; 6) On "Fallen Angels" in For Members Fourteen Or Under Only. by Andy Stephenson; 7) On "Fallen Angels" in Whatever!!!! by Savage; 8) On "The Frozen Angel" in Orange-cream Sunbeams by Fresian; 9) On "Changed" in Dc's "Fantasied Vampires are For Life!" by Shah; 10) On "Catch Me If You Can" in Options (All Welcome) by wishing-star123.

Bronzes -
1) On "The Stone Angel" in Versatile Nouns: "Eyes" by Valkyrie; 2) On "Fallen Angels" in Enter whatever by Shadows Falling; 3) On "Lost Forever" in You must highlight the words to read this!!! by Dawn Bon; 4) On "Fallen Angels" in Things with Wings by hotwaxtears; 5) On "Mirror Image" in Psych Ward Blues by sberendt.

Honorable Mentions -
1) On "Bitten" in Exceptional Stories To Be Published by Andy Stephenson; 2) On "Changed" in Fantasy by poetry is soul; 3) On "Hero" in For Music Lovers... by A.Love.Sick.Melody; 4) On "Changed" in Sci-Fi or Fantasy by Lithron; 5) On "The Sandman" in Almost anything will do! by Ary; 6) On "A Story of Magic: Part 1" in Fantasy Quickie(Prewrites Allowed) by LittleHearted16; 7) On “The Sandman” in *Shh* No talking! by GuitarShank; 8) On "The Sandman" in Supernaturally Inclined by sberendt; 9) On "Girl 52" in Options 1: Beginning Trials by wishing-star123; 10) On "Mirror Image" in Dark(Yessirs, points will go up) by SaffronGreenSpirit.

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That's all I have to say, except ... if you were bored enough to read this whole thing , please take the time to read at least one of my stories ! ! ! ! thanks.

~emma~