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Hiya all!

Me: LilyFate!
If you dont know what a Lily is or Fate is then you are completely stupid

lols jk.

My Obsessions:
The Cheshire Cat!
Billie Joe Armstrong
Pete Wentz
Vladimir Tod
Werewolves
Mac and cheese
Useless facts about the above things.

Hi. So... not quite sure what to say here. So ill just describe my self!! (:
Umm Well Im Jessica . If i know you really WELL (that was for the grammer queen) then you may call me Jessy. If i have just met you on this site i prefer you call me Lily or Fate . Fate is favored over Lily .
And now i must tell you of those pesky little voices in my head. Okay so first there is Katy. ^Thats pronounced Kat-ee.^ Ahh that was here. She is my oldest voice and has been there as long as i can remeber. ^Which isn't very long^ Shutup stupid.
And then you have Fate! Shes the one who decides what happens...! And therefore Kara is afraid of her. o.o *As she should be* that was Fate... (: Fate doesn't like people to reveal many things about her so im gonna stop before she kills my brain.
Hmm well now i shall talk about me more i guess...
Looks:
Height: 5' somethin
Weight: 106.6 (lbs)
Hair: Blonde turning Brown .
Eye: Left: Blue Right: Blue cept one little brown part in the bottom
Face: Ugly!
Favorites:
Song: Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin
Book: Marked series
T.V show: Glee!
Time: 3:14 in the morning!
Day: Wendsday. I love my chicken nugget day!
Month: December
Season: Spring
Favorite thing to do: Write, Read,
Favorite sport: Football!
Dislikes:
Reality shows... cept American Idol
Fridays and Mondays
The Cold
People who get mad at me for stupid reasons
Soccer
Vollyball
The Cold!
Fears:
Spiders
Snakes
Clowns
Whats in the Dark
Chris Martin
Death
Teenagers (even though i am one.)
Importaint people!!!:
Well my family of course.
Kyndall (VioletConcept) is one of my twins and my besterst friend. She is the Cole to my Shaunee! ( you probably wouldn't get that.)
Kara (PeriwinkleTheory) Shes one of my other twins and her and i are always fighting then cracking up about two seconds later.
Kelsey (KelseyJess) shes my last twin (im pretty sure) and she recently lefted me and moved to St. Louis.
Alex (LovingAlex but he doesn't get on anymore) Hes one of my best friends even though i... never met him... and he lives in a different freaking country!!! D:<
Lindsey (AnotherGranted but she doesnt get on either!!!) Shes pretty awesome. lol she says i has potential and i wont get to meet her either cause she moved to K a n s A S S .
Mel! She doesn't have SW but shes still one of my best friends so... she gets to be on here!!!
Noob... again no sw account. lol her names Elizabeth but we started calling her Noob.
Hmmm.... Alex is the only guy... so we need another....
Kyle! No sw for him either. Lol he's pretty awesome like the rest! He and i are always always always talking/texting/whatever.
Well thats all for friends i suppose.
Ummm well other things:
Im a Freshmen . Sophomores hate me and im scared of them. Juniors are idiots and i love to out smart 'em. Seniors are cool. They are the only ones who seem to know what it was like to be a freshmen and so, they leave us alone. Atleast thats how it is at my s c h o o l .
Freshie , Frosh , Freshmeat . Call it what you like. I call it l i f e . (:


~Stereotypes~

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve*

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

*I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant*


*I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian*

*I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie*

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

*I'm a WRITER so I must be an introverted, poverty stricken weirdo.*


*I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz*

*I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd*


*I'm a GIRL so I MUST be weak*


*I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.*

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.*

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

*I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible*

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.



I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.


I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

*I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.* (hahaha)

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.*

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

*I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.*

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.*

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.*

*I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.* (Every girl has BOOBS XD)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

*I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.*

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

*I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.*

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.*

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

*I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.*

*I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.*

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

*I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.*

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

The ones with the * are the ones I believe apply to myself.
STOP THE STEREOTYPES!!


Well thats all for now. I hope you enjoyed your stay at the edge of hell opps i mean my page.
~ S C H I Z O P H R E N I A !!!~
Well thats all for now i guess.....
I will see you all later!! maybe... depends on if i anger Fate.
Love,
Jessy
^Katy^
*And Fate*

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My journal entries

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    The Dark Queen Jez: Hello there kind stranger. Cade Quirrell: Hello there. The Dark Queen Jez: Wait a second... My husband changed my name! grr him! let me change it back... Jezebel Riddle: there we go Jezebel Riddle: Yes... well... hello there Cade Quirrell: *gasps* You are THE Jezebel? Cade Quirrell: You are
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  • The dumbest Fan-Fic ever XD: Quirrell/Voldemort
    Cheeze: Are you The One? The Dark Lord: Yes. It is I. THE DARK LORD! The Dark Lord: ^.^ Professor: O.O *bows* Professor: My Lord. The Dark Lord: Are you one of my Death Eaters?! Prove it! Show me your mark! Professor: *pulls back sleeve* Professor: It's home-made. Professor: You took my hand off... Professo
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Guest Book

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  • VioletConcept : O.o on January 8
    ...Punk?

    *confuzed completely*

    Enjoy the guestbook entry, love.

    -Vio
  • Frostbreeze : haha on January 7
    we both share two things the love of the cheshire cat and mac n cheese haah

    CHEESE IT UP!
    hecili
  • VioletConcept on December 16, 2009
    Damnit it, Jessy! I'm the ERIN to your SHAUNEE! And.. WTF! How come you FEAR Chris Martin!?!?

    Love,
    Vio.
  • VioletConcept on December 12, 2009
    ...Am I the grammar queen? If so, I applaud that comment! If not... It wasn't funny at all, you loser face.(: Haha.

    -Vio

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