Leslie Jo• Show stories

Hey all! Thanks for checking out my page! About time I updated, lol. Anywho.....

Hey, I'm Leslie Jo, Lexxie Lexus, Lexxie, Lesbie, Lessie, Eilsel, Lesserly, LJ, JoJo, etc. My name gets butchered in the CB for fun sometimes, or just by accident. I'm from Iowa, and I am currently attending college at the Univ. of Northern Iowa, or UNI. Love it there. I'm studying to be a biology major, though I want to have a minor in Writing, since it is a big thing for me. I am also a flutist, and play in the UNI marching band (Go Panthers!), known as the PMB. I am still a major Ancient Egypt, Medieval and X-Men buff, so feel free to ask me anything. I may not be able to answer at first, but I'll get back to you, lol. And now I can't think of what else I was going to put, so, ta!

LJ

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My SW family

Insanitys Plea: Husband ^^
Oblivion Kitty God(cory): Brother/Minion Master
Emiko (emi, tonya): Minion Sister
Gnomie: long lost 2nd Cousin
Rayhwen: Sister (biologically and cyberly )
Fat Tony (marshal): Brother-in-law through Emi
RosieGray (rosie, terri): Sister-in-law through Cory
Black Coma (raven): neice by emi/marshall
just a shadow (shadow): neice by emi/marshall
Neji (Kai): Cousin
whitewolf101: Cousin
Knightsong: Close, close friend
Aaez: Nephew, through Cory
DarthAlvarez (Josh): Nii-san (big brother)

(Isn't finished...will finish laters)


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Some things about me:

Fav. Color: Black, cuz anything goes
Music: Rock, mostly, though I will listen to classical and some country.
Fav. Band: Pearl Jam
Fav. Animal: White tiger
Birthday: Jan 2
Sign: Capricorn
Fav. PMB music: Welcome to the Jungle, Who Are You, Jungle Love, Disco Funk, Shiny Happy People/It's the End of the World as We Know It, Free Bird, Kashmir

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F*ck the panties, buy a thong
Party Hard all night long
Drink tequilla take a shot
F*ck the guy you think is hott
School sucks sex is heaven
We're the class of 2007

-Durant Senior Quote
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Fav. Quotes:

About Michael:
McKay: 'He's like a cockroach; every time you try to step on him he skitters away.' --Stargate Atlantis

"You can't fix stupid or legislate common sense." --Dad

"My piccolo may be small, but my brain is big!" --Adrianne during marching band

"You guys are looking at me like a moose caught in a headlamp." --chemistry prof.

"Make awkward sexual advances. Not war."--Raven

"Meep...Makes me think of a mouse getting sucked into a vaccum..." -Raven

Dean: "Jerk"
Sam: "Bitch" --Supernatural

"Need a hooker?" PMB

LJ- ...shadows hide dangerous things....
LJ- We are what we learn as we learn what we become...
Jack- And some learn to control the direction of their evolution...and PUSH it.

"Coming soon to someone near you; A totally random moment." -me

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.”--AD; PS

“After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”--AD

“The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”--AD

Music is my boyfriend.

Music is freedom.

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

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Pearl Jam: Jeremy
At home...Drawing pictures...of mountaintops..with him on top...lemin yellow sun...Arms raised in a V...The dead lay in pools of maroon below...Daddy didn't give attention...to the fact that Mommy didn't care...King Jeremy the wicked...Ruled his world.

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

clearly I remember...picking on the boy...seemed a harmless little f*ck..but we unleashed a lion...gnashed his teeth, bit the recess ladies breast...how could I forget...he hit me with a surprise left
my jaw left hurtin...dropped wide open...just like the day...like the day I heard...Daddy didn't give affection...and the boy was something that Mommy wouldn't were...King Jeremy the wicked.....
Ruled his world.

Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today

Try to forget this...try to erase this....from the blackboard.

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Love song, of the dear departed
Headstone for the Broken Hearted
Arms to kill; flowers to steal

Head trip, for the Mortal Earthbound
One sip, of the blood that I found
Lying here, I'm dying here
~Korn-Love Song~
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