Le Masquerade• Show stories

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Just thought you might like to know that JACE + CORINA KISSED!!! HEHEHEHE!!!

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YIPPEE!!! BASSHUNTER ROX UR SOX!!!

Sentences
(All true-Mainly)
By Le Masquerade, Silver Dancer and Pixie Queen

•The world is made of giant worms, and potatoes are actually small green aliens…I think.

•Vikings all died because they were cold lemonade but that’s only the beginning of the plan.

•If you run fast enough you will find eight and six pineapples.

•Pie is funny and I have yellow spotted pantyhose with a rather nice vest!

•If you eat 345 marshmallows with three seconds to spare, the race against world domination will succeed!

•You’ll never get to the moon if you’re just as sane as I am.

•They are coming for us… all of us and then we go sky diving.

•A tomato is red and squishy so a pile of garbage is not just rubbish.

•I have the IQ of a yellow banana!

•My favorite quote in the world is ? I’m not sure actually?

*If the Earth was flat would you think about them…They’re stealing
your snow!

•Did you say you were as pink as the blue fish in the bathroom?

•I Jackson Rathbone, mainly because I think you are a pile of cheese.

•There are nine Larry’s in the world not to mention that I ate your face and your big left toe!

•My teachers secretly call me a mental patient…I’m not sure why?

•Did you know that the world will eat my shorts and say ‘Yum!’

•A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.

•If you don’t watch out, something that tastes like peanut butter will fall on your head.

•Lamp posts are good weapons if they are all around us…LOOK OUT! There’s one on your head.

•I will destroy all living creatures with a girl called purple cheese!

•Long neck turtles have green and yellow bananas that will eat you before you eat them.

•Sausage dogs love to eat pineapple with ice-cream.

•I think that I am going to do the leap frog with a certain twist???

•10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom, we have lifted you to heaven on roller-skates.

•Did you know, when you pick your nose it is a very special word for the Giant red octopus.

•Emily Cullen and Pixie Queen are crazy exploding sugar monkeys

•Jalice Cale is so insane that the penguins are scared!

•If you think you are sane, just eat some green peas.

•If there is a conspiracy we will have to find the ‘x’ marks the
spot, or they will kill us!

•If you can climb up a fridge you will find the united states of New Zealand.

•Purple tree climbing octopuses are your friends, so we must all die and then party in our graves.

•The Pie say’s ‘FATALITY’. Teehee!

•The point of mathematics it to torment the yellow and purple penguins!

•I’m just as sane as I need to be therefore I will now eat this pie and then throw it at your face!

•The water cycle is just plain evil, so I think you should run…NOW!


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If you thought any of these sentences were completly random, utterly insane or for some unexplainable reson 'funny', then go ahead and add them to your profile. Though I wouldn't recomended it because flying monkeys would much rather eat you than me. RANDOM!!!

I my his name is BOB!!!