Hello peoples looking at my page!
Some stuff about me -
My names is Caitlin but feel free to call me Asparagus, Masq or Jalice. But if you really feel random call me Emo-Cannibal-Juicebox-Called-Asparagus!
I am a 14 year old girl from Australia
I have curly brown and blonde hair (and no I don't have an afro)
I have blue/grey eyes and I am SMALL!
Music I like -
All-American Rejects
All time low
Amber Pacific
Anberlin
Basshunter
Blackmore's Night
Boys like Girls
Breaking Benjamin
Cute Is What We Aim For
Evenecance
Fire Flight
Flyleaf (finnaly got the Album!)
Jason Mraz
Mayday Parade
Mika
Paramore
Savage Garden
Scouting for Girls
Secondhand Serenade
Secret and Whisper
Short Stack (Aussie band!)
Sonny Moore
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
We The Kings
Within Temptation
Yiruma
Just thought you might like to know that JACE + CORINA KISSED!!! HEHEHEHE!!!
d[-_-]b BASSHUNTER ROX UR SOX! d[-_-]b
I am currently...
Reading: The Princess Bride
Feeling: Tired...
Listening to: Mora by Sonny Moore
Eating: Chicken and Corn soup! Yum!
Watching: The computer screen
Stepping on: The ground (and peoples dreams!
)
Thinking about: Writing something!
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Favorite quotes from NCIS-
Jimmy Napolitano: And Gibbs, you hurt my boy, I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father. And after their funerals I'll kill you.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you.
[Jimmy hangs up the phone]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: ooh, he hung up.
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You Say: Soccer
I Say: Birds are pretty
You Say: Justin Bieber
I say: Die!
You Say: Country
I Say: Australia!
You Say: Shopping
I Say: Dress up time!
You Say: the mall
I Say: Let's stalk people
You Say: that I'm weird
I Say: Asparagus!?!?
BOOKS I AM WRITING!
-The Linalay Flower
-The Snub
(picture coming soon)
-Heart of Ashen Bark
-Convicts go hunting
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Sentences
(All true-Mainly)
By Le Masquerade, Silver Dancer and Pixie Queen
•The world is made of giant worms, and potatoes are actually small green aliens…I think.
•Vikings all died because they were cold lemonade but that’s only the beginning of the plan.
•If you run fast enough you will find eight and six pineapples.
•Pie is funny and I have yellow spotted pantyhose with a rather nice vest!
•If you eat 345 marshmallows with three seconds to spare, the race against world domination will succeed!
•You’ll never get to the moon if you’re just as sane as I am.
•They are coming for us… all of us and then we go sky diving.
•A tomato is red and squishy so a pile of garbage is not just rubbish.
•I have the IQ of a yellow banana!
•My favorite quote in the world is ? I’m not sure actually?
*If the Earth was flat would you think about them…They’re stealing
your snow!
•Did you say you were as pink as the blue fish in the bathroom?
•I Jackson Rathbone, mainly because I think you are a pile of cheese.
•There are nine Larry’s in the world not to mention that I ate your face and your big left toe!
•My teachers secretly call me a mental patient…I’m not sure why?
•Did you know that the world will eat my shorts and say ‘Yum!’
•A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.
•If you don't watch out, something that tastes like peanut butter will fall on your head.
•Lamp posts are good weapons if they are all around us…LOOK OUT! There's one on your head.
•I will destroy all living creatures with a girl called purple cheese!
•Long neck turtles have green and yellow bananas that will eat you before you eat them.
•Sausage dogs love to eat pineapple with ice-cream.
•I think that I am going to do the leap frog with a certain twist???
•10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom, we have lifted you to heaven on roller-skates.
•Did you know, when you pick your nose it is a very special word for the Giant red octopus.
•Silver Dancer and Pixie Queen are crazy exploding sugar monkeys
•Le Masquerade is so insane that the penguins are scared!
•If you think you are sane, just eat some green peas.
•If there is a conspiracy we will have to find the ‘x’ marks the
spot, or they will kill us!
•If you can climb up a fridge you will find the united states of New Zealand.
•Purple tree climbing octopuses are your friends, so we must all die and then party in our graves.
•The Pie say’s ‘FATALITY’. Teehee!
•The point of mathematics it to torment the yellow and purple penguins!
•I’m just as sane as I need to be therefore I will now eat this pie and then throw it at your face!
•The water cycle is just plain evil, so I think you should run…NOW!
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If you thought any of these sentences were completely random, utterly insane or for some unexplainable reason 'funny', then go ahead and add them to your profile. Though I wouldn't recommended it because flying monkeys would much rather eat you than me. RANDOM!!!
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Hey guys hope you liked my page and if you did, check out Silver dancers page because she is an awesome lemon!
here is her page - http://storywrite.com/Silver%20Dancer
Some stuff about me -
My names is Caitlin but feel free to call me Asparagus, Masq or Jalice. But if you really feel random call me Emo-Cannibal-Juicebox-Called-Asparagus!
I am a 14 year old girl from Australia
I have curly brown and blonde hair (and no I don't have an afro)
I have blue/grey eyes and I am SMALL!
Music I like -
All-American Rejects
All time low
Amber Pacific
Anberlin
Basshunter
Blackmore's Night
Boys like Girls
Breaking Benjamin
Cute Is What We Aim For
Evenecance
Fire Flight
Flyleaf (finnaly got the Album!)
Jason Mraz
Mayday Parade
Mika
Paramore
Savage Garden
Scouting for Girls
Secondhand Serenade
Secret and Whisper
Short Stack (Aussie band!)
Sonny Moore
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
We The Kings
Within Temptation
Yiruma
Just thought you might like to know that JACE + CORINA KISSED!!! HEHEHEHE!!!
d[-_-]b BASSHUNTER ROX UR SOX! d[-_-]b
I am currently...
Reading: The Princess Bride
Feeling: Tired...
Listening to: Mora by Sonny Moore
Eating: Chicken and Corn soup! Yum!
Watching: The computer screen
Stepping on: The ground (and peoples dreams!
)Thinking about: Writing something!
-------
Favorite quotes from NCIS-
Jimmy Napolitano: And Gibbs, you hurt my boy, I'll kill your brothers, your uncles, your father. And after their funerals I'll kill you.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No brothers, no uncles, my father passed years ago. I do have three ex-wives, whose names and addresses I will gladly fax on to you.
[Jimmy hangs up the phone]
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: ooh, he hung up.
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You Say: Soccer
I Say: Birds are pretty
You Say: Justin Bieber
I say: Die!
You Say: Country
I Say: Australia!
You Say: Shopping
I Say: Dress up time!
You Say: the mall
I Say: Let's stalk people
You Say: that I'm weird
I Say: Asparagus!?!?
BOOKS I AM WRITING!
-The Linalay Flower
-The Snub
(picture coming soon)
-Heart of Ashen Bark
-Convicts go hunting
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Sentences
(All true-Mainly)
By Le Masquerade, Silver Dancer and Pixie Queen
•The world is made of giant worms, and potatoes are actually small green aliens…I think.
•Vikings all died because they were cold lemonade but that’s only the beginning of the plan.
•If you run fast enough you will find eight and six pineapples.
•Pie is funny and I have yellow spotted pantyhose with a rather nice vest!
•If you eat 345 marshmallows with three seconds to spare, the race against world domination will succeed!
•You’ll never get to the moon if you’re just as sane as I am.
•They are coming for us… all of us and then we go sky diving.
•A tomato is red and squishy so a pile of garbage is not just rubbish.
•I have the IQ of a yellow banana!
•My favorite quote in the world is ? I’m not sure actually?
*If the Earth was flat would you think about them…They’re stealing
your snow!
•Did you say you were as pink as the blue fish in the bathroom?
•I Jackson Rathbone, mainly because I think you are a pile of cheese.
•There are nine Larry’s in the world not to mention that I ate your face and your big left toe!
•My teachers secretly call me a mental patient…I’m not sure why?
•Did you know that the world will eat my shorts and say ‘Yum!’
•A² + B² = C² means you will have to eat the teletubbies.
•If you don't watch out, something that tastes like peanut butter will fall on your head.
•Lamp posts are good weapons if they are all around us…LOOK OUT! There's one on your head.
•I will destroy all living creatures with a girl called purple cheese!
•Long neck turtles have green and yellow bananas that will eat you before you eat them.
•Sausage dogs love to eat pineapple with ice-cream.
•I think that I am going to do the leap frog with a certain twist???
•10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom, we have lifted you to heaven on roller-skates.
•Did you know, when you pick your nose it is a very special word for the Giant red octopus.
•Silver Dancer and Pixie Queen are crazy exploding sugar monkeys
•Le Masquerade is so insane that the penguins are scared!
•If you think you are sane, just eat some green peas.
•If there is a conspiracy we will have to find the ‘x’ marks the
spot, or they will kill us!
•If you can climb up a fridge you will find the united states of New Zealand.
•Purple tree climbing octopuses are your friends, so we must all die and then party in our graves.
•The Pie say’s ‘FATALITY’. Teehee!
•The point of mathematics it to torment the yellow and purple penguins!
•I’m just as sane as I need to be therefore I will now eat this pie and then throw it at your face!
•The water cycle is just plain evil, so I think you should run…NOW!
/+88______________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
__+880_________________________++_
__+888________________________+88_
__++880______________________+88__
__++888_____+++88__________+++8__
__++8888__+++8880++88____+++88___
__+++8888+++8880++8888__++888____
___++888++8888+++888888++888_____
___++88++8888++8888888++888______ Music Is Life!
___++++++888888888888888888______
____++++++88888888888888888______
____++++++++000888888888888______
_____+++++++000088888888888______
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_______+++++++088888888888_______
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________+++++0008888888__________
If you thought any of these sentences were completely random, utterly insane or for some unexplainable reason 'funny', then go ahead and add them to your profile. Though I wouldn't recommended it because flying monkeys would much rather eat you than me. RANDOM!!!
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Hey guys hope you liked my page and if you did, check out Silver dancers page because she is an awesome lemon!
here is her page - http://storywrite.com/Silver%20Dancer
- Member since April 16, 2009.
- My mood is
, and quote is "Use me as you will, pull my strings just for a thrill.". - When I'm not writing, I'm hopping on one foot.
- I am a 14 year old girl (Australia)
- I support the site as a silver member
- I am in the groups Fairytale Twisters, Immature teens, Is this a trick question, Randomness Comes to us all, The Land Of Azile, The Weird and Random
- I have 872 comments, 17 contests, 12 poems, 68 stories, 9 journals
My Lists
My Stories
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So, I had a long term case of writers block and I decided to write again. And as soon as I decided I would write a story hit me right between the eyes! 1200 words, 11 comments, July 28
My Poetry
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My journal entries
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August 5, 100 words. All. 7 comments.Okay, this site is one of my favorite places but it is time for me to take a break. I haven't written a propper story in ages because of my growing writers block and I'm spending to much time on here rather than doing my school work. I'm going to get back into the grove of school and try to get the best grades I can, no distractions. Hopefully I will rid myself of writers block by the time I come back.
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Why are we so lame!!!!! This isn't right!
Sorry, but it's true. We are on a site called 'Story Write' 90% of us can't be bothered to make something new. Now I know I take forever to write stories but still! Somehow we have become a gossip site and a story is now considered either a survey or a one worded entry in a contest. Again, I have entered some of these contests myself but only because it's the only contest on offer! Any half good contests get... -
July 15, All. 13 comments.The people who had Bob are letting us take him home! Whoop!
Guest Book
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Araxie McKenna on July 27Don't worry we spell colourful the same as you over here in England!
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Linchy on July 26Yooooooo!
How're you? How's writing?
you better not stop it like you did with CGH. 
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TiffanyRenee on July 11Breaking Benjamin... pure musical gold! I love them!!
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Google on July 9Hey Caitlin,
you so do have an afro!!!!!! ha ha ha ha *laugh*
