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Firstly...

I ♥ Melvin Burgess Read his books

Secondly...

SEVERUS SNAPE IS A SEXY BEAST!


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http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY *faints* XD


ZOMG, hai everyone ^-^


I want to be an anarchist... I wanna have a mohawk and lots of piercings and go to punk shows and kiss people I don't know that well. I want to drop out of school. I want to run away.
But we all know I'm not going to do any of that stuff, I don't have the guts. Although... maybe I can pull off the piercings


So, yeah, here's some quotes that are absolute pure loveliness:

♦ "Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright."

♦ "Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives." - Oscar Wilde

♦ "God is above all, seeing the world, passing judgment. He has control. Omnipotent. What does God want when he can have everything? To lose control...."

♦ "I have known no man of genius who had not to pay, in some affliction or defect, either physical or spiritual, for what the gods had given him. "

♦ "Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."

♦ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." –C.S. Lewis (Does anyone besides me think that C.S. Lewis has been watching too much Death Note lately? O.o)

♦ "There is no great genius without some touch of madness." Lucius Annaeus Seneca

♦ "There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures." James Thurber

♦ "Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics."

♦ "Those who dream by day are often cognizant of things which escape those who dream only by night."

♦ "Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law." -Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy

♦ "And then there were his colors." -Nilahxapiel

♦ "Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending." -Lazarus Long

♦ “Justice denied anywhere diminishes justice everywhere.”

♦ “Peace is not the absence of war but the presence of justice.”

♦ "Liberate the food! Yeah!" -Lily, "Smack" by Melvin Burgess

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If I were I gun I would bangthehellouttayou ;]

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Why do we love Professor Severus Snape?

- Because he can teach us how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death!
- Because he ensnares our senses... X)
- Because he bewitches our minds
- Because he has a long hooked nose... You know what they say about a man with a long nose! (Actually, I don't know, but if you could tell me, that would be great)
- Because he's not just a Slytherin, he's HEAD of Slytherin!!
- Because he's a snarky bastard!!
- Because you don't know whether to love him or hate him... I do, but you don't, and it's sexy that he can do that to people
- Because he's tall, dark, and mysterious *drools*
- Because he knocked Lockhart on his arse! WOOT!
- Because he smirks like no other..... *dies at the sexy smirk*
- Because Dumbledore trusted him and so did Hermione! I TRUST SEVERUS SNAPE!
- Because he scares the bajeezes out of Neville Longbottom X)
- Because even in drag he turns us on!! Very few guys can pull that off!
- Because his robes billow when he stalks the halls *squeals*
- Because he's not a coward. We heart the brave boys.
- BECAUSE HE IS ONE HELL OF A SEXY BEAST!
- Snape was JK-LOLing the entire time ♥

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The only people for me
are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live,
mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything
at the same time,
the ones who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing,
but burn, burn, burn,
like fabulous
yellow roman candles
exploding like spiders
across the stars.
- Jack Kerouac

( I love you, soda ;] )


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This is what I scored on the "What Stereotype Are You REALLY? :|" Quiz! Woot!

You scored as a SUNSHINE CHILD

You are a Sunshine Child! A bit like Vince from The Mighty Boosh, you're into mirrorballs and glitter and shiny things. Basically you try to be an optimist and prefer to see the good in people rather than bad. You give people fair chances, and even if you won't admit it/see it people love to be around you because you can make your friends smile! You're good natured, caring and sweet. Maybe not innocent, that could be going a bit far but you know exactly who you are and just want to live life happily.

Sunshine Child-------------------81%
Miss DRAMAQUEEN------------------65%
Miss EMOtional.------------------58%
Goody-Two-Shoes------------------56%
In-The-Middle.-------------------56%
Rebel----------------------------40%
Short-Skirt-Fishnet Shirley. --25%
Popular Bitch---------------------8%

Take teh quiz here! http://quizfarm.com/quiz_repository/awesome/253383/






This is how I scored on the Dante's Inferno test On how likely it is that I'll be sent to each layer of hell. Yay!

Purgatory--Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers--Low
Level 2 Lustful--High
Level 3 Gluttonous--Low
Low Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious--Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy--High
Level 6 - The City of Discord--High
Level 7 Violent--Moderate
Level 8- Fraudulent,Malicious-- Very High
Level 9 - Treacherous--Low

Take the quiz here ^_^ - http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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I scored as PRIDE on the seven deadly sins quiz! Here's my results:

Pride-----60%
Lust------44%
Sloth-----40%
Wrath-----12%
Gluttony--13%
Envy------6%
Greed-----0%

Here's where you can take the quiz- http://quizfarm.com/quiz_repository/Style/10/

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I scored as FORTITUDE (the strenth of mind and body) on the seven heavenly virtues quiz!

Fortitude---75%
Prudence----71%
Justice------57%
Temperance--54%
Faith-------54%
Hope--------54%
Charity-----46%

Take the quiz here - http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=3850

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I scored as a JUDGE on the "What kind of empath are you?" quiz. "You are a Judge Empath, one who is a "truthsayer". You can tell truth from lies, good from evil. You do not tolerate wrong doing. You are a defender of the good and the innocent. You are kind and merciful but do not play foolish games."

Judge-- 90%
Universal-- 80%
Artist-- 75%
Shaman-- 75%
Healer-- 70%
Fallen Angel-- 70%
Traveler-- 65%
Precog-- 60%

Take the quiz here ^_^ - http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=50392N


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THINGS! I! UBER! LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!111!!!!1!
♥ Sparkles!
♥ Cupcakes!
♥ MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLENTIRE WORLD!
♥ Undersplain!
♥ Cake!
♥ ♥ ♥ SILAS!
♥ Bananaphones!
♥ The willow trees in maai backyard!
♥ Unitarian Universalists!
♥ Music!
♥ YAOI!
♥ Candles!
♥ Jolly ranchers!
♥ Candy!
♥ Movies!
♥ Writing! (of course!)
♥ The word "uber"!
♥ My dog Jasper!
♥ Musicals!
♥ Summer clothes!
♥ Etc. etc. etc.!!
♥ YOU!!!!
(p.s. and Sparkles! Again! YAY SPARKLES!)


Zo mai G0o0o0o0o0o0o0odnessss!! I love so many things that I don't even want to list them all because it would take too long

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When I grow up, I want to be a therapist, married, and have three kids Sydney(girl), Jay(boy), and Mykel(girl) Yes.... I have already named them.

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ZOMG, I HEART DEATH NOTE! *dies* It's mai favorite thing in the whole entire world pretty much a little bit. My favorite character(s) tend to switch around depending on what type of fanfiction I've been reading ( ) But right now I'll have to say it's Mello. Or Matt... Or Near. Or maybe Matsuda. Or... maybe Watari O.O

Bee hee hee, Watari is my sugar daddy XD
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If you could fit the entire population of the world into a village consisting of 100 people, maintaining the proportions of all the people living on Earth, that village would consist of 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 Americans (north, central, and south) and 8 Africans .
There would be 52 women and 48 men, 30 Caucasians and 70 non-Caucasians, 30 Christians and 70 non-Christians, 89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals.

6 of the people would possess 59% of the wealth and they all would be from the USA. 80 would live in poverty, 70 would be illiterate, 50 would suffer from hunger and malnutrition, 1 would be dying, 1 would be being born, 1 would own a computer, and 1, yes, only one, would have a university degree.

If we looked at the world this way, the need for acceptance and understanding would be obvious.

But again, consider the following:

If you woke up this morning in good health, you have more luck than ONE MILLION PEOPLE, who won't live through this week.

If you have never experienced the horror of war, the solitude of prison, the pain of torture, were not close to death from starvation, then you are better off than 500 million people.

If you can go to your place of worship without fear that someone will assult or kill you, then you are luckier than 3 BILLION people.

If you have a full fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, then you are
wealthier than 75% of the world's population.

If you currently have money in the bank, in your wallet, and a few coins in your purse, you are one of 8 of the privileged few amongst the 100 people in your world.

AND SO?

Work like you don't need the money.

Love like nobody has ever hurt you.

Dance like nobody is watching.

Sing like nobody is listening.

Live as if this was paradise on Earth.

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o-^-^-ow <--- This is Waffles. He's the emoticon that I gave man-birth to. He shares his fruit cup with you!
o-T^T-ow <--- This is Waffles when he is sad. THIS is Waffles when you do not accept the fruit cup.
And you WILL accept the fruit cup, because someone who loves Waffles dearly is well trained in the use of their weapon and is accurate at 300 meters.
So yes. *clears throat*
o-T^T-om,,, <--- If Aaez dies, Waffles will be devastated. If Aaez dies Waffles will throw his fruit cup on the ground (see the spilled fruit?!) and he will never eat and share another fruit cup ever again ever.
So, keep Aaez alive. Or you will get no more deli-ci-ous fruit things.

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[ ♥ ] MAI STORIES [ ♥ ]
(not in any particular order, just whichever I think of first XD )

Saving A. Miracle - Never got finished. I'm hoping to re-write it sometime soon- possibly after I finish TIOTE. I stopped it because I didn't really like the way it was being written. I mean, like, the quality of the writing was nice, but it wasn't realistic enough. I'll work on that when I redo it

Time is of the Essence (TIOTE): A work in progress. TIOTE is mai baby right now. At the moment I'm having a really hard time with Chapter 6, but it'll get done when Cherry comes back from her vacation with Barak Obama's muse in the Bahamas. I'm really hoping this one'll get finished So far it in itself is... okay. It's a good story, but let's just say that when I print it out and edit it, there are going to be sooo many marks on those pages that I won't even be able to read anything. XD

Deus Voluntarius - Finished! WOOT! This story was my own precious baby for the two nights it took me to write it XD Four out of five stars *cheers*

[I'm]perfect - ...Meh. It was okai. Dun really like it >.>

Mikhail Crowne's Academy for the Gifted and Talented: I haven't started writing this one yet, but I hope to write it sometime in between finishing TIOTE and re-writing Saving A. Miracle
http://s326.photobucket.com/albums/k409/MaiSparkleArt/?action=view¤t=MCAGT_Wallpaper.jpg
That's the wallpaper I made foar it It's about an uber awesome art school X)

I'm pretty sure that's all of the actual stories, besides the one-shots XD
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Funniest divorce letter EVER:
Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.

Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S.
Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!



Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.

And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MYSISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.



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90% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this on your page if you like bagels

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