Kelsey Jess• Show stories

So my name's Kelsey and I love to write.
Writing is pretty much my life.
It helps me express myself and get out things
that I really have trouble telling people.
I'm into music like rock, screamo, alternative, and punk.
If I'm not writing then I'm skateboarding.
Okay.
That's a little bit about me.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile



If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.



98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.



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This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him on your page in order to help
him with his mission to DOMINATE the world.


^o^ Copy and paste this to your page if you like gum.



92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.




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Jessica Rae you are stupid!..lol..I just wanted to put it out there that ur dumb.... but ily!! lol


MEEEE!

Hair: Brown, white, blonde, your mom

fav color: Rainbow

Music:
Devil Wears Parada
Waking the Cadavar
All Time low
Slipknot
All that Remains
Paramore
3oh!3
AFI
Panic!at the disco
fall out boy
Teddy Geiger
Yellowcard
Red Jumpsuit apparatus
Bullet for my Valentine
MSI
Linkin park
Shinedown
Blue October
My Chemical Romance
Senses fail
Silverstein
Bring me the Horizon
Jason Marz
Sick Puppies
Tool
Killers
Taking back sunday
hawthorne heights
Aiden
ISMFOF
Eyes Set to Kill
Escape the Fate
Lots more!! Lets not get into it now. lol

Fav Writers:
Edgar Allen Poe...

Fav things by Edgar Allen Poe:
Annabel Lee
Tell Tale Heart
The Raven
The Fall of the House of Usher
The Cast of Amitillado

Hobbies: Skating
Hackie sack
Music
Writing
Drawing
Other

Birthday: June 1st


Ok


Thats enough on the random Sh!t!!!!1


Haha but I am never done being random!!!

So lets get this straight
I have problems
Many problems
But everyone has problems
lol



Yes I say fak....The "F word" is to "over rated"
hahahaha lol


Anyone up for toast






Or poptarts

everyone luvs poptarts


if not then YOU SUCK
lol


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KC friends!!!!!


Jessica.

Oh course she's first to be talked about cuz she's my twin and my bestest friend. Me and her are charies angels and were going to walmart!! lol...I love her though!!!!


Zak.

I love him the most. Litterally in love with him. He is so freaking awesome. I could write a whole book just about him. He is the greatest person ever and just wow!! I love him the mostest- ostest!!



Katie.

Thee bitch. She can be cool but if theres more people then just you and her she is a fakin bitch!!! But still!!! Shes cool and everything.



Heather.

I love her and all but she is a major ex-boyfriend/boyfriend stealer. That problem almost ruined me and her friendship. But she's still cool.



Mel.

Really laid back. Never gets into arguments or anything. She tries to stay out of everything. I love her 2!! She's freaking awesome!


Kara.

Monster and happy crack will cover her story. ILH!!!!


Jake.

My best friend and ex. He was really cool and everything, but I had to move and leave him. I miss him!



Noob.

New peron in the friend group so we call her noob. Shes really cool. Her real names Elizabeth. I love her also, but not as much.


Hunter and Nathan Zappa.

His middle names Zappa btw. They're both hella funny and awesome. Nathan is the randomist kid ever!!! Hunter is cool but write hecka big and cant spell. Ilt!!


Lyndon and Luke.

Awesome but a bunch of dumb asses. There cool but get into some real messed up shit!!


Fisher.

His name is Alex Fisher. Everyone calls him Fisher and his little brother is mini fish. lol....There cool but Fisher can be an ass!


Well thats my bestest friends!! In KC..... St. louis is next. and family.


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St. louis people!!


Brandon & Christian

Fucking retards!!! They are sooo dumb. Brandon is always getting into trouble, like an idiot. Christian is always trying to get a girl, which never works. RETARDS!


Victoria.

Is dumb, but cool. She can be an idiot but ilh!! She is always giving me hugs and is OBSSESED with Twilight.
lol


Brad.

He's awesome, but silly. He does the most random things and I love it. Nothing bad to say. lol


Derek.
My idiot, biker, friend, buddy? He's a dork, but I love that about him. He's also really good a cheering me up!!


Emmy.

Dumb and normally upset (ok sometimes). She is in a good mood a lot to. She's funny but fucking retarded. She hates her mom. lol


Emily.

Emily is funny and laid back. Emmy calls her MgGezeee. She is fo real into music n stuff.


Lindsey.

She's crazy. She will be hyper 1 hour in school then the next she'll be sooo hyper. She's like a phyco when she's hyper. I'm like calm the fuck down but she makes me crack up.




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