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My name is Kaycee. Hi. And yes, I know that was kind of backward.


Taylor is one of my good friends...A knife moving at 2 miles an hour... Jello! Holy freak! That is funny as heck! And the hot guy at Smith's....I will never forget that. He talked to me! Haha. I love you, Taylor!


And Megan!!! Haha! The dying Reindeer! What can I say..? Santa will not be delivering presents this year, that is for sure! And the magic is infinite, Megan. It is also blue and purple and is hiding in my left back pocket. Inside jokes are the BEST...Ever! No joke...Well, an inside joke but what I just said was not a joke...Stop it...And people think I am crazy...Pshhhh

My real life family:
Ruby (Mother)
Jess (Step dad)
Lou (Grandma)
Nicole (Eldest sister)
Jeff (Brother-in-law)
Marissa (Niece)
Brandi (Second oldest sister)
Chris (Brandi's bf)
Lacey (Little Sister)

My real life friends:
Taylor (Best friend)
Brad (Taylor's dad)
Shawn (Taylor's mom)
Chris (Taylor's brother)
Paul (Family friend)
Paige (Paul's wife)
Cali (Paul.Paige daughter)
Praxton (Paul/Paige son)
Rachel (WIFEB)
Marinna (Soon-to-be wife )
Megan (Coolest girl ever!)
Moises (Hahaha)
Ryan (You have NO idea!)
Kyle (NO comment. She is an awesome girl)



My SW family. or, some of it at least:
Much-Dipstick is my mom
HaxXor is my brother
Guardianoftheaura is my aunt
Jayburger is my great uncle
Flutey is my Grandma (do not tell her I said that)
rockthisrebel-bree is my great aunt
JewlsRocksDisShiz is my first wifey
Chocolate Queen is my second wifey.
KaylinRenee is my twin!

THE GANG: You get in with one of us, you get in with us all! But if you piss one of us off, we will all make you suffer.
Chocolate Queen (Jade)
JewlsRocksDisShiz (Julie)
MaudeRocksThisShiz (Maude)
RafsLovaGirl (Sarah)
Lindsey (Linsey, DUH!)
InsertClicheSNHere (Raf)
ChrisTheCogno (Chris)
LaVieEstUneEnigme (Emile)
K.CTheDyingReindeer (Kaycee)



Best Conversation EVER!

Heather: Kaycee, Have you seen Megan?
Kaycee: No, why?
Heather: I wanted to tell her something about the Jonas Brothers.
Kaycee: The last time I saw her she was over there. *Points over there*
Heather: Do you want to hear what I am going to tell her?
Kaycee: *Nods*
Heather: Do you know how Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas were dating?>
Kaycee: *Nods*
Heather: No, you don’t.
Kaycee: Yes, I do. Continue on, please.
Heather: Did you notice how they broke up the day before her album came out?
Kaycee: *Hesitates* No.
Heather: Well I was talking to Joe and it was all a publicity stunt!
Kaycee: *Pauses to go over what Heather just said* Wait, how did you talk to Joe?
Heather: It was all a publicity stunt!
Kaycee: *Shakes her head* How did you talk to Joe Jonas?
Heather: *Points behind Danica* Look, a wall! *Runs off as Danica stares after her in wonder*
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Jewls: Did you say yes, Kaycee? (about Voldo proposing to me)
Kaycee: No!
Raf: That is not how you get a girl, dude. (Voldo was saying random, cheesy things to me. Sooo not romantic. )
Kaycee: I said no, Jewls
Jewls: She said no, Voldo.(Gets down on one knee in front of me) Will you marry me?
Kaycee: Yes! Cool.
Jewls: (Jumps up and kisses her new wifey) Cool.
Kaycee: Wait, what about Chris?
Jewls: We can be a threesome!
Kaycee: Awesome! Will he mind?
Jewls: No, Chris is down for anything. (Hesitates) Wait you're a minor so he might mind.
Kaycee: Well, I will be eighteen in less than four years. I'm sure you can wait.
Jewls: Of course I can!
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One time some random guy told me I was going to marry him (why do I attract the creepers!?) and Raf was like, she is already married. Then the other guy said that he would never give up or some crap like that and Jewls was like, Yeah, she is mine. And then I nodded and he said he would fight for me. I was like, Jewls will win. Sorry, Randomness. Is that even a word? *Goes and looks it up* Yuppers, it is a word. Cool!

Dawn Bon and I
Number one:
Dawn Bon: why does everyone say hehe?
Kaycee: I don't know. I got it from Ink on storywrite.com
Dawn Bon: when did it become big? I FEEL SO OUT OF THE LOOP!
Kaycee: I don't know. I stole it. Hehe. Look, I did it again!
Dawn Bon: Nicole and Jessica say it too.
Kaycee: They stole it from me.
Dawn Bon: Hehe YA! IM IN THE LOOP!
Kaycee: The loop is awesome.
Dawn Bon: I feel the power of the loop.
Kaycee: The loop is powerful.



Dawn and I give each other high fives out of nowhere.

We steal each others ideas

We play the same sports

Quotes:

“If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger.” – Cathy; Wuthering Heights
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"The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never saying a word and then walk away feeling that that was the best conversation you’ve had."
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it, if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
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"Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which is kinda the same thing."
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"Thanks Stephenie Meyer, now when a guy won't give me the time of day I know it's just because he's a vampire and he's trying to politely avoid my scent."
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"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
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"Promise you won't forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave." - Winnie the Pooh
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“One can't complain. I have my friends. Why, someone spoke to me only yesterday.” - Eeyore
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I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.

So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My duty toward God was now done
My soul could rest at ease.

All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer.
No time to speak of God to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.

No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry.
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God held a book;
It was the book of life.

God looked into his book and said
"Your name I cannot find.
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time"
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"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan
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Name: Kayceejo

Age: 15

Location: Really? Honestly? Oui oui oui oui... (Inside joke. )

Favorite Song: Check Yes Juliet by We the Kings.

Random Me Facts:

- I have a serious case of O.C.D.

- The Peanut butter is my favorite part in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Don't tell the jelly.)

- Orange Powerade tastes like jello.

- A knife traveling at 2 miles an hour can totally kill you.

- The traditional Wedding March drives me fricken insane. So boring...

- I love accents to death, and I want to marry a Scottish man. For real.

- My best friend is mentally insane. But then, so are all of my other friends. Or maybe I'm the one with the issues...

- The Hills have eyes. Not really, because it is actually the Hill People. You don't know them, but they know you... (Another Inside joke. )

- Christans can have just as much fun as nonbelievers. Sometimes more.

- I want to be a doctor.

- I'm a princess in God's eyes.

- I love random dance parties.

- I want to be a Navy Corpsman.

- I want to travel.

- I hate Spanish and/or any learning/teaching of it by one Mr.Hull. Mr. Hull CANNOT teach.

- I love Jesus!

- I love reading.

Favorite Books:

-The Bible (Favorite book is 2 Corinthians)

- Daughter of the Forest by Juliet Marillier (Sevenwaters Trilogy)

- Son of the Shadows by Juliet Marillier (Sevenwaters Trilogy)

- Child of the Prophecy by Juliet Marillier (Sevenwaters Trilogy)

- Heir to Sevenwaters by Juliet Marillier (Sevenwaters: Book 4)

- Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series)

- Dragonfly in Amber by Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series)

- Voyager by Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series)

- Drums of Autumn by Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series)

- The Fiery Cross by Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series)

- A Breathe of Snow and Ashes by Diana Gabaldon (Outlander series)

- Twilight series (Yeah, I know I'm a . But don't give me any crap about it. )

- The Host by Stephenie Meyer

- Uglies by Scott Westerfeld (Uglies Trilogy)

- Pretties by Scott Westerfeld (Uglies Trilogy)

- Specials by Scott Westerfeld (Uglies Trilogy)

- Extras by Scott Westerfeld (Uglies series: Book 4)

- Vampire Diaries series by L.J Smith

- Blood and Chocolate by Annette Curtis Klause

- Black/Red/White by Ted Dekker (Circle Trilogy)

- An Earhtly Knight by Janet McNaughton

- Hawksong by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes ( Kiesha'ra series)

- Snakecharm by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes ( Kiesha'ra series)

- Falcondance by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes ( Kiesha'ra series)

- Wolfcry by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes ( Kiesha'ra series)

- Wyvernhail by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes ( Kiesha'ra series)

- A Walk to Remember by Bicholas Sparks

- Night World series by L.J Smith

- Peeps by Scott Westerfeld

- The Last Days by Scott Westerfeld (Sequel to Peeps)

- House by Frank Peretti

- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Okay, I know that was a lot, but I couldn't leave them all out. I had to name a lot of them, or they would become upset. I love all of my books equally. I know, I'm weird... Deal with it. You learn to love me anyhow.


If you want to know anything else about me just IM me and ask!

Email: hot_mama_1994@yahoo.com (do not ask... No, really. Please don't ask )


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  • MrsSpunkRansom on March 22
    im confused. it says danica when someone is talkin 2 u but whn u r putting it like Heather: *blah blah* u say Kaycee. Im sooo confused lol
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