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YOU PRETTY-BOY WEREWOLVES AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON LUPIN!

BTW, about my username... Yeah, well, Irenic means 'peaceful'..

'While all the other little girls were playing princess, I was playing XENA.'- IDEK? (some button on Facebook. )

" Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."- Lady Pixie (Right? Sorry If I'm wrong...)


"I specialize in explosives so if you need anything involving a BANG you're talking to the right girl."- Inanu!


"Judge me. I dare you."- Cath-er-ine!!!


"I don't believe in good or bad luck... Only those who accept the bad without a fight, and then those who don't." ~ ME

"I am a slightly Gothic, more than slightly insane, VERY anti-social writer." -Nite the Safire

"Are you as strange as me?

Do you think you'll ever be?"- Oddems.

"Why hello there curious traveler. You are one of the fortunate, or not so fortunate, ones who have stumbled upon my domain."- Seshat Kitty

"Rain is the sign of the sky mourning over the loss of a soul and stolen spirit."- Suzaku

"I'm not the prettiest girl. But I am human with my own unique face." Whispered. (or whatever you UN is... ALEX!)

"Always stick out."- Fugufish

"I'm not gonna lie to any of you, I am a gamer, and what a gamer I am."- Azzy Bear

"Stupid smart- bird. Do you know how much I paid for you?!!!" -CallMeWhenUrRich

'"Oooh! Its a party now!" Sen chirped.'- Serenity Blackheart


"I am creativity. I am imagination. I am dreams. I am fulfilling life. I am an artist. I am insane. I am an author."- Bloody-Ink

I. AM. AWESOME. MUAHAHAHAAHA.


A'ight, listen.. Everyone's got a 'SW Family', and I'm no exception.. and they're before allthe crap 'bout me, 'cause everyone I list here's WAY more important... And, I'm listing people I'm purty close to, GOT IT?so if I forget you... Well... You know.

Mummy- ?No one's?
Daddy- ?Again?

SissAAAY..s...-
My ickle Cecilia! LOVE YA!!!

Of course, there's Avvy! Same to you! AND PEACE!

DIPPAAAY! You know it!.. I dunno WHAT you know, but you KNOW IT!

Maddaaaayyy!! HEYO!

AY-LO, ICKLE MUSE.. Yes, you MusicoftheNight9. You earned it.

there's mah' biological sissies... CAFRIN!! , GWENNY! AHH!, Abel..., etc...

My BRUDDAH'- Jasey, 'course!! You deserved it.







My name's Miriam. Yes, my REAL name is Miriam. On my birth certificate and everything, darling-dearests! Everything else is CLASSIFIED.

Name: Miriam (PLEASE call me Lily... Don't ask)
Nicknames: Miri, Mimsy, Mimsy-Bob(s), and not much else...
Birthday: February 6
Male or Female: Female
Grade: 6th, soon... (I'm scared for Middle School!)

__Your Appearance___
Hair Color: re-died it dark brown! (Except it was a long time ago.. I forgot to edit this. )
Hair Length: past my shoulders
Eye color: dark-brown, with greenish and reddish flecks...
Height: 4'9.5
Braces: Nope
Glasses: Nope
Piercings: twice on my ears, but not anymore, no
Right or Left handed: Right (but I can use my left)
First Love: IDEK

__Favorites__
Movie: EVERY HARRY POTTER MOVIE, EVER!!!
Song Right Now: This is the End and We All Roll Along- The Maine
best friends: way too many to fit on this page!
Sweet: IDEK
Footwear: tennis shoes
Food: tacos/ pot roast (yummy!)
Soda: Root Beer

_Fav. Electrical Devices_
computer, and my sister's I-pod (nope, not even mine!!)

RPs I enjoy:
Almost anything I know about.....

__Favorites__
Color/s: silver, gold, and purple ()
Weather: RAINY
Season: spring, and fall
Holliday: Halloween!!! AHH!
Clothing: converse, jeans, and t-shirts?
Animal: nearly all!
Movies: Nightmare Before Christmas
TV show: Lost, and Xena: Warrior Princess (Oh Yeah, Miriam, get your nerd on... )
Music Style: SOME crunk, SOME Christian rock, SOME alternative, SOME light rock, etc.
Genre: Er?
Style: Er?
Song: at the moment: ANY Jason Mraz, Maroon 5, and Family Force Five
Books: CORALINE, AND HARRY POTTER, BAY-BEE!
Anime: Actually, I'm not a HUGE anime fan...
Game: FAALOUT 3, OBLIVION, AND.... IDEK!??!
Manga: UGH, I'm not a HUGE fan of manga... YET
Art: Sketching, paintings, COLORING BOOKS!
Activities: Writing, Singing, Drawing, Swimming, Archery, Reading, Listening to MUSIC, and... stealing stuff from my sistah', Scarlet Crimson, !

Have I ever/Do I currently:
Drank: EX-CUUUSE ME?!
Smoked: AGAIN, EX-CUUUUUUSE ME?!
Been dumped: NOPE
Shoplifted: NOPE
Been arested: NOPE
Been expelled from school: NOPE
Had sex: ONC MORE, EX-CUUUUUSE ME!?
Got beat up: NEVER.
Ever had feelings toward someone who didn't have e'm back: ER...
Do I currently have feelings for someone: YUPPERZEZEZ... (Never gonna tell...)


You say - Pink
I say - Black
You say - Miley Cyrus
I say - Amy Lee
You say - Jonas Brothers
I say - Green Day
You say - Makup
I say - MUSIC!
You say - Shopping
I say - Thinking
You say - Gossip Girls
I say - House, M.D.
You say - Abercrombie & Fitch
I say - Hot Topic
You say - That i'm weird
I say: Hell yeah im weird you gotta problem?!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!! +------+ Put this on your ¦-¦¦¦¦¦¦ site if you are or +------+ support Emos=)




I Harry Potter, and if you got a problem with that, it's your funeral- er, fault.... I Harry Potter, but in my opinion Ron Weasley's better! Right, Scarlet? !

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE WAS AMAZING!!!


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this tt!!


...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up (Yeah, except it was water! )
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
() Been to Florida [Lived there for six years]
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(/) Been lost (which means 'kinda'...)
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(/) Swam in the ocean (I can't remember it, though....)
() Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
() Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until you peed yourself
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
() Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
()I have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
(x) I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person someone cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
() I've told someone I loved them
() I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
() I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
() I've been kissed in the rain. =]]]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
() I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
() I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
() I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house
() I have lied to my parents about where I am.
() I am keeping a secret from the world
() I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
() I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol
() I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
() I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide
()I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.

Random
(/) I can sing well.
() People love to hear me sing.
() I have participated in a talent show.
(x) I open up to others easily.
(/) I watch the news (sometimes).
() I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
() I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
() I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
(/) I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
() I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. (it annoys the crap outta me!!)
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
() I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
() I'm good at remembering dates.
() I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest


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"When life gives you tomatoes, you pretend they're roses, and bow through your humiliation."- TheBeautyInUgly

-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys don't want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
--from the ground that are not as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
---reality, they are amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who is---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------



Love Stuff:

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and
said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die.
___________________________________________________________________

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these
things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone’s life.


• leave her cute text notes.
• kiss her in front of your friends.
• trust her over everyone else.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she`s the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you`re around your friends.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she`s sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• write her letters.
• when she`s sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she`s important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.



I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a .
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian or a dyke.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.

Post this if you hate stereotypes.

"I'm Sorry"

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not taned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

I'm a supporter of:
Albus Dumbledore
The Dark Lord Voldemort
Dumbledore's Army
The Joker
Aliens
Hair Dye
Garden Gnomes
J.K Rowling, and her books/movies
God
Bubble baths ()
People who have MORE than one best friend
People who say, 'Because I can.' if someone asks you a 'yes or no' question

And so much more.....


Oh yeah, I'm a country gal. Always have been, always will be. TN has taken it's toll on me, and I'm thankful for it! Oh, and if you don't keep your TN=hillbilly ideas to yourself-! Well..... Just keep them to yourself, got it?

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.


^o^ Copy and paste this if you like gum.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

It takes someone special to make you smile in your tears. If you have someone like that, post this one your profile (I love you, Porcupine!!)

95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump B itch, Jump!! i really mean it too jump b itch!!!!!!!!

Cecilia; I LOVE YOU, CHICA!! I know it's SO late to post this, but you already knew that you ARE my sister, and it doesn't matter how far you are from me, you always will be! I don't care if you're angry with me, I don't care if I'm angry with you!! UST KNOW YOU ARE MY SISTER, AND I WILL FOREVER LOVE YOU LIKE ONE!

YOU PRETTY-BOY WEREWOLVES AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON LUPIN!



I'm an oddball. I go outta my way to be different. And if you guys got problems with me, it ain't my fault you're all the same.


SO..... PEACE!