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~PREPARE FOR THE LONGEST PAGE....EVER~
Yeah. I put random stuff on here. Deal with it.

Name: Lyra
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Food: Any kind of meat or fish.
Personality: I dunno...What do YOU think of me?
Mood right now: Bored
Friends: Hmmmmm. BARNEY THE DINOSAUR.
Drugs: OMG NO!
School: is a place to sleep.
Birthday: Nov. 30
Gender: Female
Height: I'm short. That's all I'm saying.
Weight: I'm skinny. I don't know what my real weight is.
Eye color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown
Where I was born: South Korea
Job: Don't have one
Writing style: Well...I like writing fiction
Favorite author: Cornelia Funke
Favorite Book: Inkheart/Inkspell/Inkdeath &hearts

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There once were three people taking a plane to wherever. The first person had an orange. He bit into it, and thought it was too sweet, and threw it out the window.
The second person had a lemon, and bit into it. He thought it was too sour, so he threw it out the window.
The third person had a grenade, and bit into it. He thought it was too hard, so he threw it out the window.
The three people got off of the plane to their destination. The first person saw a little girl crying.
"Why're you crying?" he asked the girl.
"An orange came flying out of the sky, and it killed my new puppy," she replied.
The second person saw a little boy who was crying.
"Why're you crying?" he asked the boy.
"A lemon came flying out of the sky, and killed my new kitten," he replied.
The third person came to a teenager who was laughing her butt off.
"Why're you laughing so hard?" he asked the teenager.
"I farted, and the building next to me blew up!"

Q: There was a race against Blondie and Brunette to see who could get off the cliff fastest. Who won?
A: Brunette, because Blondie needed to ask for directions.

You know its a blonde when you point at them and say, "Hey, look, its a blonde!" and they reply. "WHERE!?" ~IkutoNyaa~

There once were two women walking to the grocery store. One was blonde, the other brunette.
"Look," the brunette said to the blonde. "There's a dead bird."
The blonde looked up in the sky.
"I don't see any dead ones."

Barney: I may look harmless, but when she turns around, I will eat you.
Little kid:

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Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page.

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98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Sport-gurl-101, August Lily, Inkling
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...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating


(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
(x) I've gone on a blind date.
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(x) I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

() I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
() I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
(x) I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide
()I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.


Random

() I can sing well.
(x) I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
() I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
() I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x In somethings) I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(Rainbow hoe!) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x It's fun.) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
() I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
() I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest ~Got this frome EatMeWhile IAmHawtt's page. I know. It was just too awesome not to steal it.

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Go look at Liver's...Wolfy's...Mia's page. Because she's an awesome twin-person. http://storywrite.com/LivingDeath-Mia

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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."


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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely randomly random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different , which is the same as unique which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it post this on your profile.



~If you're AGAINST abortion, put this on your page~

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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~The Cutter's Lullaby~

Let’s go to sleep; Close our eyes,
And dream of broken butterflies
That tore their wings against a thorn.
We know the pain that they have borne.

Silver metal, shine so bright.
Scarlet blood that feels so right.
Dream of blood tickling down,
And wake up just before we drown.

The moonlight’s shining off our tears,
As we bleed out our own worst fears.
So tonight we start to cry,
And sing the Cutter’s lullaby…

Hushabye, baby, you’re almost dead.
You have no pulse and your pillow is red.
You’re family hates you and your friends let you bleed,
Sleep tight with a knife because that’s all you need.

Rockabye baby, broken and scarred,
You didn’t know life would be this hard.
Time to end the pain that you hid so well,
And down will come baby, straight back to hell.

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98% of today's teens have sex, do drugs, and drink alcohol...post this on your page if you like bagels



~there is a new disease going around and it is called OJD. It stands for Obsessive Jonas Disorder. And 90% of young girls are diagnosed with it. I am proud to say, I am NOT, repeat NOT, one of them!! If you aren't a fan of the Jonas Brothers, put this on your page!!!~


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I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it? ]


GENEARALLY RUDE THINGS TO SAY TO PEOPLE

- Would your parents happen to be siblings??
- Do you kiss your sister with that mouth??
- OH MY GOD!! Look at you! Did anyone else get hurt in the accident????
- PLEASE don't turn the other cheek...it is just as ugly x.x
- (when some one flips you off) Please stop showing me your IQ
- I'd ask you how old you are, but I dont think you can count that high..
- I do not think you are a fool, then again, what is my opinion against thousands?
- I would say you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your normal voice...
- Ya know, when I got to meet you, I didn't like you very much...however, now that I have gotten to know you...I can honestly say I hate you
- If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide
- Do you really want to be yourself, or do you want people to actually like you?


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.




------GIRL FACTS:
---When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
---When she wants a hug she will just stand there
---When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
---When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
---When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
---When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
---When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
---When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
---When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
---When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
---When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
---When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever


----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice that number 5 was missing.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Add this to your profile if you fell for this...you know you did~~~~~


I AM THE KIND OF GIRL

I am the kind of girl who will stuff my mouth full of cupake and then try to have a conversation

I am the kind of girl that will jump in a mud puddle with brand new white shoes on

I am the kind of girl who refuses to wear expensive shoes because I KNOW that I am going to walk in dirt no matter how expensive they are.

I am the kind of girl that can bond with guys faster than girls

I am the kind of girl who plays RPGs and knows what kind of weapon it is

I am the kind of girl who will punch you if you say something wrong

I am the kind of girl who cares about the future... as in, TOMORROW!

I am the kind of girl who doesn't notice or care if global warming raises the temperature by 0.2 DEGREES!

I am the kind of girl who can bark and bite

I am the kind of girl who cheats on homework, even though I don't need the help

I am the kind of girl who doesn't want to always hang out with the same 4 people

I am the kind of girl who can eat 2 supersized bigmac meals, and two apple pies and STILL not feel full

I am the kind of girl who changes who she likes once every 2 years

I am the kind of girl who wants him to notice who I am

I am the kind of girl that is SO SUBTLE

I am the kind of girl that wants to go deer hunting just so I can help gut it

I am the kind of girl that doesn't want to look good

I am the kind of girl who doesn't care what people think of me

I am the kind of girl who knows the difference between a ford and a toyota

I am the kind of girl who appreciates nice cars

I am the kind of girl who can make you glow with one look

I am the kind of girl who can make you smile without even realizing it

~IF YOU ARE THIS KIND OF GIRL POST THIS ON YOUR PAGE~

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Don't get run over~~~~~

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RAWR, Imma vampire~ I'll be quiet now...