I am forever me• Show stories

I am forever and always just plain old boring me and if you don’t like it go away and tell someone who cares !!!!.

Ok Now we have got the most important stuff out of the way let me explain.

Hi I’m Alana M and luv being just plain old me. The reason I say that a lot is because I used to count myself as an emo and YES I DID CUT OFFENTED WITHOUT ANYONE EVER NOTICING IT WAS MY HIGH IN LIFE. Mostly cause I didn’t feel accepted in life and needed an escape so I chose labels. But that was wrong of me and I now no I’m fine without my scares and black eyeliner.

YES I DO LIKE TWILIGHT n i hope the jonas brothers plane crashed cause they r sooo anoying i listen to some of there music but only if i am trying to make myself sad but i dont mind if anyelse likes them cause its not my place to judge what you like.

~~Name~~ : Alana aka Laine loo, Laine , Lana or random stuff.

~~Country~~: I live in Australia which is awesome why u ask well cause :
* The beaches- which I luv n go 2 all year round.
* The nice Aussie weather
* Easy lifestyle
* VEGIMIGHT EVERYDAY N EVERY NIGHT
* But most of all the inspiration
~~School or more place of torture~~~: Randwick girls HIGH SKOOL

~~Friends~~: Um well I have heaps of friends cause I get along with most people so cant really name many here but there is Jade n Shivvy who r my besties in this time lol

~~Hobbies~~:

Well my hobbies include going to the beach as I live 5 minutes from La parouse so I just walk there.
I obviously like writing it is my only escape from the world.
I love reading also but only good stories like twilight
I could not live without my iPod (Scratchy) and music.

~~Music/Bands~~:
Bring me the Horizon
Bullet for my valentine
Fall out boy
Alesana
Aiden
Akon
Bowling for soup
Creed
Dashboard confessional
30h!1
Short stack
Slipknot
My chemical romance
Blink 182
The academy is...
Short stack
McFly
Evanescence
escape the fate
Sing it loud
Story of the year
Linkin park
Cobra starship
The black ghosts
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Muse
Paramore
Simple plan
Red jumpsuit apparatus
The fray
All time low
Brokencyde
Tokio hotel
A day to remember
All American rejects
BUT I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE IN LOVE WITH THE BEATLES
I DO NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS CAUSE I HAVE LIKED THEM MY HOLE LIFE AND WILL LIKE THEM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. lol

Um like FAVE Quotes
* edward :That's what you dream about? Being a monster?
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever.

*The worst way to miss someone, is to have them sitting right next to you & you know you can never have them: UNKNOWN AUTHOR

*Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.

*Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways

*Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons away_jojo from across the universe

*We're navigators, we're aviators, eatin' taters, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers of transcendental perception.
--- from across the universe

OTHER LITTLE STUFF

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said...no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and
said...
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die.

-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples------------------
---------on trees. The best ones---------------
--------are at the top of the tree.------------
------The boys don’t want to reach-------------
----for the good ones because they--------------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.------
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples------
--from the ground that are not as good, -------
-but easy. So the apples at the top think------
-something is wrong with them, when in---------
---reality, they are amazing. They just--------
-----have to wait for the right boy to---------
-------come along, the one who is--------------
-------------brave enough to-------------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these
things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone’s life.
• leave her cute text notes.
• kiss her in front of your friends.
• trust her over everyone else.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she’s the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you’re around your friends.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she’s sick.
• watch her favourite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• write her letters.
• when she’s sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she`s important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her, and when you tell her, love her like you’ve never loved someone before.

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would
die.

TO EVERY GIRL

To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
To every girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
To every girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
TO EVERY girl that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.


"To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.



FAVE LYRICS

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me
~~~~EVANESCENCE~~~ MY IMMORTAL

Drowning in my loneliness
How long must I hold my breath
So much emptiness inside I could fill the deepest sea
I reach to the sky as the moon looks on
One last year has come and gone
It's time to let your love rain down on me
~~~Alana Grace~~ Can you turn my black roses red??~~~~~


What kind of man that you are,
if you’re a man at all
Well I will figure this one out,
on my own
(I'm screaming i love you so)
on my own
(my thoughts you can't decode)
How did we get here
when I used to know you so well, yeah
But how did we get here
I think I know
~~~DECODE BY PARAMORE~~~~~

These friends they don’t love you
They just love the hotel suites, now
I don’t care what you think
As long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
(I saida) I (I) don’t (don’t)care what you think
As long as its about me
The best of us can find happiness in misery
Oh take a chance
~~~I don’t care BY fall out boy~~~

Everybody wants to know her name,
How does she cope with her new found fame?
Everyone asks me,
Who the hell is she?
That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair.
She was all I thought about,
The girl I couldn't live without.
But then she went insane,
She couldn't take the fame
She said I was to blame
She'd had enough
And shaved five colours off
And now she's just a weirdo with no name.
~~~~Five colours in her hair by MCFLY ~~~~~

1,2,3,4
Went out with the guys an before my eyes,
There was this girl she lookd so fine.
And she blew my mind,
And I wished that she was mine,
And I said hey wait up cos im off to speak to her.
And my friends said
(you'll never gona get her, never gonna get that girl)
But I didn't care
Cos I loved her long blonde hair
Love was in the air
And she looked at me
And the rest is history
Dude you're being silly cos you're never gonna get that girl
~~~that girl BY McFly ~~~~

You Say You Want A Revolution
Well Ya'Know
We All Wanna Change The World
You Tell Me That It's Evolution
Well' Ya'Know
Ya We All Wanna Change The World
But When You Talk About Destruction
Dont'cha Know That You Can Count Me Out
Don'chya Know It's Gonna Be All right
Ya Know It's Gonna Be All right
Ya Know It's Gonna Be All right
~~~~revolution by the Beatles ~~~~

So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
~~~~Move along by ALL AMERICAN REJECTS~~~~


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****(`·.·´`·. ¸.·;Love`·.¸.·´`·.·´)*****
*****`·.¸.·´*Edward Cullen*`·¸.´******
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Why Are You Taking This Survey? Cause I’m weird lol
Are You A Boy Or Girl?: Girl
What Colour Is Your Hair?: blonde, brown, honey colour
Natural Or Dyed?: Natural except a foils of red but that has mostly faded
What Colour Are Your Eyes?: blue n green n grey cross don’t ask its weird
How Tall Are You?: um like 168 cm
What's Your Favourite Colour(s)?: purple, red n I just decided I like yellow
What Kind Of Mood Are You In Today?: physio as always
What Day Is It?: thursday
What Time Is It?: 6:08 pm
Let's Talk Music....
Who’s Your Favourite Band?: don’t hav one 2 many
Have You Ever Heard Of Green Day?: Yes
Fall Out Boy?: Yes
Aiden?: yes
Linkin Park?: Yes
One Republic?: Yes
All American Rejects?: Yes
Life House?: nope but will
Hinder?: not yet
Creed?: Yes
Papa Roach?: lol wtf nope
The Fray?: Yes
3 Doors Down?: Yes
ICP (Insabe Clown Posse): No
3 Days Grace?: Yes
Simple Plan?: Yes
Alice In Chains?: no
Arctic Monkeys?: yes
ACDC?: Yes who hasn’t
Nickelback?: Yes
Coldplay?: Yes
The Killers?: Yes
My Bloody Valentine?: Bullet for my Valentine cause that’s a movie n yes went 2 a concert they had totally awesome
My Chemical Romance?: Yes
Nine Inch Nails?: yes
Nirvana?: Yes
No Doubt?: yes
Oasis?: yes
Paramore?: Yes
Pearl Jam?: yes
Pennywise?: no
Red Hot Chilli Peppers?: Yes
R.E.M.?: no
Relient K?: Yes
Seether?: yes
The Smashing Pumpkins?: kinda I think so
Sublime?: No
Theory of a Deadman?: No
Tokio Hotel?: Yes
Weezer?: nope
The White Stripes?: thinks so
Yeah Yeah Yeahs?: Yes
The Academy Is?: yes luv em
Boys Like Girls?: Yes luv em
Hellogoodbye?: yes
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus?: Yes

Your Last
Who Was The Last Person You Talked On The Phone With?: my fucking ex
Person You IMed?: my fucking ex
Last Song You Heard?: short stack’s drop dead gorgeous
Last Song You Sung?: bubbly
Last Flavour Of Gum You Chewed?: mango pulse
Last Thing You Wrote?: as in story a story 4 history
Last Time You Passed A Note?: in science bout this girl
Last Thing You Said Aloud?: I love ……..
Last Thing You Ate?: biscuit
Last Thing You Drank?: diet lemonade lol
Last Place You Went?: skool
Have You Ever

Been in the Hospital?: Yes
Been Arrested?: No
Stayed Awake Longer That 24 Hours?: Yes
Prank Called A Teacher?: No
Gotten Kicked Out of a Movie ?: No.
Held a Conversation With a Homeless Person?: yes it was interesting
Had Someone Close to You Die?: yes
Made a Wish at 11:11?: No
Stolen Anything?: no
Had to call 911?: in this country its 000like ready set go 000 lol its on TV here yes
Skipped class to do something else?: maybe
Slept through the entire day?: yes
Spread a rumour about someone else?: um not technically
Broke up with someone over something silly?: no
Stood up for an issue you believe/believed in?: Yes
Killed ants with a magnifying glass?: but I did kill one then feel so bad so I berried it n said a pray 4 it rip ant
Let down a friend or family member over something serious?: Yes
Been in a physical fight with someone?: not reallii
Brought something illegal to school?: No
Looked through someone's personal belongings without permission?: only friends
Faked sick to get out of doing something you didn't want to do?: yes all the time
Woken up screaming from a nightmare?: yup
Told someone you were fine, when you really were not?: Yes
Lied to your parents about who you were with/what you were doing?: yes cause idnt want 2 tell them bout my bf at the time lol
Had a movie marathon?: yup
Lied to someone about something serious?: Yes
Hurt yourself purposely in any way?: yes
Had a water balloon fight?: Yes

Have You Ever Been Called Demented?: yes
smart?: Yes they r very wrong
pretty?: Yes they r also wrong
ugly?: YES I AM THOUGH so they were right
hilarious?: yup
annoying?: Yes
perverted?: yes
retarded?: Yes
ignorant?: yes
paranoid?: Yes
a stalker?: yes all the time cause I watch u sleep lol
emo?: Yes
a nerd?: Yes
dishonest?: yes
a geek?: yes
scary?: yes
a loser?: Yes
childish?: Yes
weird?: Yes
a jerk?: Yes
a cheater?: No
embarrassing?: Yes
depressed?: Yes
boring?: Yes
demanding?: Yes
lazy?: Yes
rude?: yes
a poser?: yes

back to have you’s...
failed a grade?: No
been drunk?: no
spent hours and hours on myspace or AIM?: yes all the time
felt like you wanted to die?: yes
had more than one person mad at you at the same time?: Yes
gotten revenge on someone?: kinda
sang in public?: yes 2 my ipod n in skool
gotten in trouble with the law?: No
gotten accused of something you never did?: Yes
drank more than 2 monsters at once?: idk what they r not in Australia so no
eaten pizza for breakfast?: Yes
passed out?: yes but from being sick
had amnesia?: yes
been homeless?: No
cried from being so scared?: Yes
been obsessed with something?: Yes
been a stalker?: No
had a stalker?: yes
had a celebritys phone number?: kinda
found out something about someone you didn't want to know?: Yes
procrastinated?: yes
wrote a song?: Yes
wrote a poem?: Yes
wrote a story?: Yes
tried to commit suicide?: yes but no very well
Been in a mental hospital?: No
fell asleep under the stars?: yes
kicked someone out of your house?: Yes
been kicked out of your house?: No
gotten a bad grade on a project you worked forever on?: No
Won a karaoke contest?: yes

your opinion
Do you think Hayley's (Paramore) hair is pretty?: Yes
Don't you dislike those kids who pretend that they are depressed for pity?: yes but not emos I have a high amount of respect for them.
Isn't Old School Nintendo much better than X-Box?: I don’t know
What's your opinion on homosexual marriage?: I am alllll for it
McDonalds or Burger King?: neither I’m a vegetarian
Jack Black or Ben Stiller?: Jack Black
Black & White or Colorful?: mixture a bit of everything is gud
Scary or Comedy?: Scary and comedy
Music or Movies?: musical movies
What do you think about death?: a new beginning
life?: a chance to do anything you want
emo people?: been there done that hav respect but wont go back

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You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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WEIRD,
PHYSCO,
SOASTIC
SPECIAL
RANDOM
AND PLAIN OLD ME LOL
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