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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.



If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.



If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for
you.



If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.



If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want;
stay on the line while we trace your call.



If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered
to the mother ship.



If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.



If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.



If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001



If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash
key until a representative comes on the line.



If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,

phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.



If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and
carefully press 000.



If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after
the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before
the beep. Please wait for the beep.



If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short

term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss,

press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.



If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are far too busy to talk to you.

Hahahahahahaha!lol. i just had to put that in my profile!



Hello ppl! I like luv this site and i joined like a month ago! Fascinating...

right.. So, yeah my name is rhane cullen... (i know right? All of my friends

are like soooooo jealous!) Uh i like just moved to virginia from california

and i miss all my friends!!!!! But i have my computer and my writing so, i'm

not miserable. I started school two months ago and have like 100 friends

now! (i know, i'm like really social!)

Oh and sorry about the return after every line, it's the computer's fault! So i

have my mom's permission to go on her computer to write my stories.


And SnowLepordOfSorrow is like soooooo my idol!!!! like everything here is from

that profile.



My Storywrite Family!!!
I know, it's very small... I dont even have parents!
Uncle—>Andy Stephenson
Lil' Sister—>M.B - Me Amor
Brother—>CutsThatDontBleed
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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile. yup.

98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile. i haven't

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. yep, everyone says im weird...

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. isn't this one a little obvious?

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels. oh yeah. rock on.


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Put this on your page if you love to rock out!!!!

You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends!

-PLEASE READ THIS-
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

We need to stop child abuse!
Help Support This and Put This in Your Profile

—My Appearance—

Hair Color: brown with one blonde streak
Hair Length: Just got it cut to my shoulders and donated to locks of love .:3
Eye color: aqua—seriously! No color added! Like real aqua!
Height: 5'4... dunno if you call that tall... for my age...
Braces: Just got them OFF FOREVER!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
Glasses: Well, do contacts count?
Piercings: Four on my ears, my belly button, and my nose
Right or Left handed: Both... I'm am... bedex... um... you know the word...
First Love: Kindergarden I got my first kiss on the lips... ;P

—Favorites—
Movie(s): Um... Zoolander (Sooooo Funny!),Transformers 2, Hellboy 2, Miami Vice, The Haunting..
Song Right Now: Right Round—Flo Rida, Knock You Down—Keri Hilson, Down—Jay Sean, One Fine Day—Offspring, The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage—Panic! At the Disco, Let's Start a Riot—Three Days Grace, Enter Sandman—Metallica...
Best friends: Sarah, Kellie, Trenn, Ally, May, Slena, Amber, Katie, Sam, Illena, Kathryn, Lily, Raechell, Shannon, Poppy, Delihla, Holly, Elle... list only gets longer..
Sweet: ice cream! and CHOCOLATE!!!! AND PIE!!!!!!!!
Footwear: Cozy socks (pink and purple)
Number: 44444444444444 4 is sooooooo my number!!!! but 2 is ma unlucky number... :I

—Currently—

Feeling: tired, hungry
Single or Taken: taken (His name's Caleb—zomg he's soooo hot! )
Eating: a carrot
Drinking: an iced mocha

Online: Every day
Thinking About: confuseling stuff, and alot of things
Wanting To: Um, I don't really know...
Watching: the computer screen
Wearing: A navy top from Hollister, and super skinny jeans from AEO.

—My Future—

Want Kids: 1, girl, going to name her Maeve (May-vee)
Want to be Married: Yeah, definitely.
Where do you want to live: In a paradise island over in Hawaii... the dream life...
Car: Buggati (a fast sports car like a ferrari... however you spell that)



HELP CRAZY PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD



*poke*



(WARNING: you have been randomly poked by a crazy person please
go to your

nearest doctor and get the poked area checked out)



POST IT ON YOUR PAGE (you know you want to)


I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
(for all women who have mistreated
by my disrespectful sex.)

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if I'm not a
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

AWESOME SAYINGS!

'My life has a superb cast, I just haven't figured out the plot yet.'

'People who mind don't matter and people who matter don't mind.'

'Smile, it confuses people'

'Don't tell me the skys the limit when there are footprints on the moon.'

'Love isn't what makes the world go round, it's what makes the ride worth while.'

'I haven't failed, I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work.'

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Put this on your page if your against abuse of any kind or have been abused..

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B FRIENDS WITH ME... PWEEZE. I DONATE PEOPLES KIDNEYS TO OTHER PEOPLE WHO NEEDS THEM (IM TOLD NOT TO USE MINE).