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His.Golden.Eyes is not Edward Cullen. It's his brother...no, not the buff one, the other one...Jasper, remember?

At the moment, my favorite book(manga counts) is...Fruits Basket! best series ever. My favorite book character(tied with Jasper) is Ayame. he's so awesome!!! And, of course, Shigure and Kyo and Hatori are awesoem as well.

"Edward Cullen is an overgrown Fablehaven imp who thinks he's a pretty vampire and put on too much body glitter."
-Celise(so true...)

"I'm not team Edward or Team jake, even...I'm team Mabudachi!!!"
-Me(Ah, people stared when I said that one..not many have heard of Fruits Basket at my school, apparantly.)

I am TheJasperFangirl on fanfiction.net, but I don't go on often, so don't expect much from there.

Hmm...I seem to be changing my username a lot. i have found the one I want to keep, so that is good.
I am the one formerly known as Team volturi, The5thMarauder, HarryPotterFangirl, FangandIggyRULE , TroubleKelpFangirl,and, I-Loathe-Pearlpet. And InkheartSeriesFan for like a minute.
I try to find an icon that suits my username best, or at least is funny.
I've read Harry Potter, obviously. I am not really a HARRY POTTER as in the character(he complains too much), but I LOVE the books!I got hermione . Favorite Characters(not in order): Gilderoy Lockhart(Yeah, he's an idiot, but he's funny.), Remus Lupin(Werewolves are awesome! Way better then vamps*cough*Edward*cough*), Mundungus Fletcher(Dunno, He's funny, too), Fred and George Weasley(Dude...who doesn't like them???), Sirius Black(He rules!).Least Favorite: Umbridge(Toad-Pink-Ugly-Thingy!), Snape(need I explain?) and stupid Wormtail(The only marauder I hate...).
One of my favorite books is Inkheart. It's just so darn interesting. I love taking personality quizzes, as you will see if you actually read all this, and for this one, I got Dustfinger(ehhh...no comment..., though I also got Meggie on another(perhaps my love of reading did that...?).
I love the Maximum Ride book Series. I just finished book 4,I can't wait 4 book 5! When it comes to, Fang or Iggy,Iggy ALL THE WAY!!! Team Iggy!♥. I got Max.
I am reading: A Wrinkle in Time
If you are counting the days until New Moon comes out copy and paste this into your profile.



My Top Ten Favorite Songs Are:
1-Thanks for the Memories-fall out boy
2-When you were Young-The killers
3-Shake it-Metro Station
4-Mr. Brightside-The killers
5-Here it Goes Again-Okay Go
6-How far We've Come-matchbox 20
7-hot N Cold-Katy perry
8-Supermassive Blackhole Sun-Muse
9-Jump Rope-Blue October
10-Just Dance-Lady Gaga
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COPY THIS TO UR PROFILE,
IF TWILIGHT IS UR BRAND OF HERION !
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Are you that obsessed..........
♥That you've read the book twilight over a thousand times even though you know it by heart.
♥That you collect photos of twilight even though you have a whole collection.
♥That you took a group photo in front of a twilight poster.
♥That you collect articles from newspapers about twilight.
BOB READ TWILIGHT, BOB DIDN’T LIKE TWILIGHT. NOW BOB MUST DIE!
If you are totally in love with one of Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters , put this into your profile(maybe I am...not telling which, but my friend Sariah told the whole school . it's a "teenager"(vampire) guy in it). Just look at my icon and you'll figure it out ).
If you are addicted to vampires or werewolves and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

I love, love love TWILIGHT!!!! I'm Team Jasper(though I thought Vladimir and Stefan were pretty dang funny, second and third favorites ). He's so cool!! I wish breaking Dawn never happened. Too predictable. And did you notice how no good guys even DIED????? Yeah, Stephenie Meyer, good job. Sigh. Ehh, I got Jasper on the quiz thingy. Why is it sometimes I get the crazy talkative ones and soemtimes the quiet ones? Split personality?
I prefer the Host Also, which I got Doc on( ), though I got Melanie one time(interesting combination, right ?). Team Ian. Stupid Jared and Kyle.
I've been called emo, goth, and been told by a "friend" that she thinks I will grow up as a teenager wearing all black. But, I've never tried to commit suicide, and never want to. And I'm not emo. I just like the color black. And I don't wear it all the time.
I have a deviantART account. TroubleKelpFangirl.
*Put this on your profile if ever since the twilight movie, you've been trying o twirl a baseball bat like a baton ( )*
I also love the Underland Chronicles. Ares, Howard, and Ripred are my favorite characters.
I took a quiz for it and got Ripred.
*glares at whoever laughs*
Pearlpet(A.K.A. THE BANE or Pearlie-Girlie) Sucks! What's Wrong with him?! Psycho!
I've recently stared the Warriors By Erin Hunter books, and THEY"RE REALLY GOOD!!! I know that eight year olds are reading them too, but I don't care! I still love the books!
Oh, yeah, and ARTEMIS FOWL RULZ!!!!! For this quiz, uhh, one time I got Artemis, a couple times I got Holly, and Foaly one time(I took different personality tests).I've loved the series ever since I've read them! He's AWESOME. I've only gotten to book 5(They don't have paperback book six yet!!! Wahhhhhh!!!) My favorite character is Captain Trouble Kelp.For some strange reason, I always like minor characters(Marcus, Ripred,Iggy, etc). Plus, I can relate a bit. My little sibling is always like<"I'm telling mom and you can't go to your friends house!" and crap like that. Why can't siblings leave older siblings alone?? WHY?????
And, in my imagination, he's HOT!!!!!If he is not supposed to be, I really don't care or want to know.



If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

*92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their head's off, put this in your profile.*

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That is why you should not take my cookies. You wanna end up like Bob?

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Don't eat vanilla ice cream!!!

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It's true...everyone at schools is like,"Oh, you're so quiet!" but, after reading my profile, do you think I'm quiet?
These video are awesome! I laugh and laugh at them(they're appropriate)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkbrIn2bIsc&feature=PlayList&p=5E9AF32EB422D53F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQTgIMjVzT4
I read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series!!! My favorite character is probably Grover, he's just soooo funny. Has anyone noticed the description they give for Hades matches Aro or Marcus of the Volturi's? Seriously, long, black hair, black robe, pale skin, etc. Creepy...

The Hogwarts Rules( ):
-The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date for the Yule Ball(I'd bet Hagrid would be against this rule...).
-I Will Not Tell First Years to Build a tree House in the Whomping Willow( )
-Starting a betting pool in the fate of this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept(awwww.....)
-Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms(Yeah he is! He and Artemis Fowl are after me lucky charms! Help me!)
-Professor Flitwick‘s first name is not Yoda(No, you're kidding, right?)
-I will not say the Phrase "Dude, get a life.“ To lord Voldemort.(can I still bother him??).
-I will not make any jokes about Remus Lupin and his "Time of the month“(But I want to!)
-Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists(But the looks on their faces...priceless!)
-I will under no circumstances say to Harry "Who died and made you boss?“(Voldemort did! DUH!)
-When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce "These are not the droids you are looking for“(Yes you are!)
-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paint balling(oops...too late.).
-I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks(But it's soooo funny!)
-I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling(What about his Voldie senses?)
-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween(Why would I want to?!)
-I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful“.( )
-No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during care of magical creatures class(Can you imagine Hagrid doing that, though XD?).
-When death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, i shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout, "To the bat mobile Robin!“(says you!)
-Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar(Does too!).
-There is no such thing as invisibility underwear(XD).
-I will not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays(can i call him Santa Claus?).
-"You might be a pureblood if...“ jokes will get me in trouble, especially in front of Slitherins.
-I will not teach the Veelas the lyrics to "Oops, i did it again“, even if they ask nicel(I thought Veelas were clones of Britney Spears in the first place..they already know it).
-The "I hate Snape“ club is not a valid after-class activity(but I want to make one! You're mean ).
-I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "my little pony“(Can I charm Foaly to do that? Please?).
-Even though they are easier to use, I will not use guns against death eaters(But I wanna shoot Voldemort with a bazooka!).
-I will not attempt to breed a liger(Awww....)
-I will not call Lucius Malfoy "Jareth“(Can I call him David Bowie?)
-I will NEVER put Fred, George, Peeves and the Marauders in one room just to see what happens(fun is what would happen!).


I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints,or Mormons.
To learn more about Mormons:
www.mormon.org
~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
Fruits Basket Fangirl! I've read the manga books 1-6, so don't give anything away.
Top three favorites:
1-Ayame
2-Shigure
3-Hatori
Hehe, funny. those guys are like the Mabudachi trio. My fourth favorite is Kyo, btw.
Personality test: Shigure(hmm...is this bad or good? I AM a write, but am I a pervert? No, I think not...or am I XD?) and I got Ayame(that has the potential to be either a compliment or an insult...).
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head(mostly hot Twilight guys )...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile


Hair: Blondish brown.
Eyes: Blue. Dark blue.
Size: height? Four foot ten

Passtimes: Reading, computer, writing, daydreaming about hot twilight guys(no comment).

Fave food: Italian and Chinese, in somewhat that order. But, i really like most anything.

Fave color: Blue, red, black, etc.
Fave animal: Dogs, penguins, sharks, bats, stuff like that

Church: Mormon.

My Best friends:
fan-of-books: My best friend since we were children...in real life! And she hates Edward too !
HyperActiveFreak17-She writes some good stories...lots of fanfic.
Violette: She is fun to chat with.
HaydenLautner: A Team Jacob! She writes really good stories and is always fun to chat with. She writes reviews for my stories as well.
DeathByChocolate: that has got to be the best name ever XD!
Hybrid Vampire: Oh, I love her story, Rebellion of the Forgotten. i totally recommend it.
Firestar- A Warriors fan!
Lovers Request-She also has an account on fanfiction.net...great Artemis Fowl stories.
Xemo gurlX- She has such sad stories, but I kinda like reading them.
ajtnt-fan-of-books little brother in real life. He's funny when i'm having a sleepover. And has read the Underland chronicles!
amethset-her stories are always good if you want to laugh. A young writer, too! It's always good to start young.