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hey
the name's Jeane Morrison (yes, im married to jim morrison from The Doors lol) but just call me fries on here XD thats what most people call me cuz my old name was DoUWantFriesWithThat..
my favorite color at the moment is purple
my favorite song of all time is "When the Sun Sleeps" by Underoath
i love that song so much im getting a tattoo of a sleeping sun XD
my favorite band at the moment is Mayday Parade♥
im a very wierd person at times
i can be very mature but id much rather be immature and enjoy life more XD
i love breaking the rules and making my own
i can be a sweetheart if u don't piss me off
i usually end up being peoples best friend at some point
i hate the fact that i can be everyones best friend
yet i cant trust anyone enough to make them mine
but anyways.. haha
im good at giving advice on anything
love, ralationships, life.. anything.. so even if uve never talked to me be4, just message me ur problem n ill try my best
dont automatically think im a bad person because i ♥LOVE♥ to drink♥ and do all sorts of drugs♥ hahaha
theres a lot more to me than just that and i dont let anything (especially that) take over my life
but ya..
comment my stuff and ill comment yours sooner or later, but i will!! (x
soo.. ya.. if u wana know more add me and send me a message


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play the music biatch!! haha

















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♥my storywrite family♥


ChristieLove: my mommie :3

upoiuoisjcokmi (again, i didnt copy and paste ) my daddy and my sexy french teacher

Painter Meli: my musical soulmate♥ i look good in her bra too btw ;D

Paper.thin.paradox aka Paper Pants: 2nd cousin once removed and she only lives an hour away from me btw, she likes being on top ;D lmfaoo

Valk: my uncle the hobo

LilMsHyper17 aka hyper pants: my wonderfully cuddle teddy bear ^^ i look good in her bra as well ;D

Much-Dipstick aka dippy: sis can can always make me laugh ^^



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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump, bitch! Jump!"



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+.'.+Quote Depot+.'.+

Insanitys Plea: Ive always wanted a hermaphrodite horse


LittleRedRidingHood: you would be in my quote depot if i had one
Insanitys Plea: lmao
Insanitys Plea: make one
Insanitys Plea: its better than facebook


Upoiuoisjcokmi: merde enfent


Upoiuoisjcokmi: he covers his junk!


Everlasting Melody: *jumps on NormyBeans* "Punishment time"



DoUWantFriesWithThat:
Everlasting Melody: Oh no, that dance is far too clean..



Insanitys Plea: Uh and I'm sorry I ate your mother...and your father..and relatives and siblings



Gothius: halloween is better pulled off by black purple and green
DoUWantFriesWithTht: but i dont like that kind of orange.. i like bright orange.. like a highlighter orange
Gothius: with some silver for kicks
DoUWantFriesWithTht: hells ya!! cuz purple and green r party colors
Gothius: yea lol
DoUWantFriesWithTht: plus everyone knows that green is a horny color
Gothius: bah I dislike green alone and I'm not horny like... ever
DoUWantFriesWithTht: lmfao



DoUWantFriesWithTht: i live in LA (in the city of whittier)
Painter Meli: Darn. XD
Painter Meli: I live in North Carolina.
DoUWantFriesWithTht: ya i asked my mom if she knew where amy lived and she said ya >>
Painter Meli: Opposite of both of you's. XD
DoUWantFriesWithTht: i cud totally visit u if we had the balls to meet eachother
Everlasting Melody: I do
Painter Meli: XD
Painter Meli: Nice. Lol
Everlasting Melody: I've got major balls
DoUWantFriesWithTht: well i kinda do and kinda dont
Everlasting Melody: They're just banging all over the place
Everlasting Melody: xD
Everlasting Melody: No, I actually don't
DoUWantFriesWithTht: well.... haha
DoUWantFriesWithTht: stop trying to turn me on paper
DoUWantFriesWithTht: haha
Everlasting Melody: Sorry, I can't let you have fun with them
Everlasting Melody: I would if I had them
Everlasting Melody: xD



Defiant.Ginger: condoms hurt
DoUWantFriesWithTht: not if u use trojan exctacy, ginger "it feels like nothings there!" lol




FeckingAmysPaperBra: *is ready to be punished*
NormyBeans Pants: *handcuffs NormyBeans, climbs, whips*
FeckingAmysPaperBra: omgahhh
NormyBeans Pants: I would go into more detail
NormyBeans Pants: A lot more
FeckingAmysPaperBra: lmao
NormyBeans Pants: a lot a lot
NormyBeans Pants: But it's the CB
NormyBeans Pants: xD
FeckingAmysPaperBra: but u wud probably get banned
NormyBeans Pants: Yeah, so I'm not gonna =P
NormyBeans Pants: xD
FeckingAmysPaperBra: *is getting detailed secretly*
NormyBeans Pants: *Detail's hot*
NormyBeans Pants: xD
FeckingAmysPaperBra: lmao
FeckingAmysPaperBra: oh yes amy! detail me!!!
NormyBeans Pants: !!!!
FeckingAmysPaperBra: XD
NormyBeans Pants: *gets on it*
NormyBeans Pants: Helll yessss
FeckingAmysPaperBra: omgahh
NormyBeans Pants: Oh my gooodd
NormyBeans Pants: Ohhhh
NormyBeans Pants: xDD
NormyBeans Pants: Oh yeaaah
NormyBeans Pants: Now, every one will know..how truly good we are
NormyBeans Pants: xDD


Sean500: and i gave you guys sex...


FeckingAmysPaperBra: omg!! today was my husband's birthday amy >>
NormyBeans Pants: You're..cheating on me!?!?!?!
FeckingAmysPaperBra: no, im cheating on him with u
NormyBeans Pants screams, "Oh heellzzz nooo"
NormyBeans Pants: oh, ok i like that


Poetically Meli: *would like to be the pants* =)


MysticRae: leave me alone u sex starved beasts!!



Twisted Fixations: I seriously can't feel that my clothes are on! !!
HippieMc.PaperBra: thats how good i am



CB Greeter: this is me banging lady gaga



Poetically Meli: ...who is BongWater?
Poetically Meli: ...>.>


Upoiuoisjcokmi: Lady Gaga's penis is larger than any man in china's.


Upoiuoisjcokmi: Do you know what the N-word even means? Or did you just hear your mama call your daddy that when she was begging him for more?


Twisted Fixations: Does that make me bi?
SmokeyMc.BongWater: lol
Twisted Fixations: holy ducks
Twisted Fixations: I love ducks!
Twisted Fixations: but anyways
SmokeyMc.BongWater: yes.. yes it does lol
Twisted Fixations: lmfao
ModWolfVince: hahahaha









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You know what happened with this generation? ... lollipops turned into cigarettes; the innocent ones turned into whores; detention is becoming suspension; soda becomes vodka; bikes become cars,; kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? when protection meant wearing a helmet? when the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? your worst enemies were your siblings; race issues were about who ran the fastest; war was only a card game, and the only drug you knew was cough medicine. When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a slut; the most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees; and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? and we couldn’t wait to grow up...




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****************If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.******************













Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.












It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just won't cut it

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching
-Kenan and Kel
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles
-Tom and Jerry [when they didnt talk]
-Hey Arnold
-Out of the Box
-Bear in the Big Blue House
-Pepper Anne

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "In west Philadelphia born and raised..."

You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.











You remember reading "Goosebumps"

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-miss mary mack

when kick ball was something u did everyday!!

-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.














-You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.











-You remember The Original Game Boy.















-You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.













You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool

You remember those Where's Waldo books.











You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.















You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops!!!

-If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.















Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

















You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
















-All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand

-You collected those Beanie Babies.












-Yu Gi Oh and Pokemon cards

-Coins with the states on them

-Carebears

-Silver dollars, which were cool to have

-Everyone watched the WB.















If you even know what an original walkman is..

You know the Macarena by heart.













"Talk to the hand" . . .enough said.
















You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

















Before the Internet & text messaging .













Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .















Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 .

















Before Spongebob . . .
















When light up sneakers were cool.

















When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs

When gas was $0.95 a gallon.

















When we recorded stuff on VCR

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.










Post this on your page if you smiled at least more than 4 times. . . .



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oh and btw.. this is the cutest song in the world.. it still makes me cry sometimes XD

"So Much" -The Spill Canvas

How does it feel to know you're everything I need
The butterflies in my stomach
They could bring me to my knees
How does it feel to know you're everything I want
I've got a hard time saying this
So I'll sing it in a song

Oh I adore the way you carry yourself
With the grace of a thousand angels overhead
I love the way the galaxy starts to melt
When we become one
When we become one
When we become one
When we become one

How does it feel
How does it feel when we get locked into a stare?
Please don't come looking for me
When I get lost in the mess of your hair
How do you feel when everything you've known
Gets thrown aside
Never fear, my dear, 'cause we have nothing left to hide

Oh I adore the way you carry yourself
With the grace of a thousand angels overhead
I love the way the galaxy starts to melt

Hold on to me girl
If you feel your grip getting loose
Just know that I'm right next to you
Hold on to me girl
If you feel your grip getting loose
Just know that I won't let you down

Well, I'm ready
Well, I'm ready
I am ready
To run away with you
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
To run away with me

Pack your things we can leave today
Pack your things we can leave today
Say our goodbyes and get on the train
Say goodbye
Just you and I in the sweet unknown
We can just call each other our home

If I had to choose a way to die
It'd be with you
In a goosebump infested embrace
With my overanxious hands cupping your face
In a goosebump infested embrace
With my overanxious hands cupping your cherub face

How does it feel?


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this is the song im gona have people play at my funeral♥

"Beautiful Friend" -Cranes
I feel those days without end
when we used to be friends
those summer days were spent
in search of hope and happiness

we used to while away our days
in a beautiful haze
I guess I knew one day
that you'd be moving long away

you said go back to your dream
back to your wilderness
go back along the walk
maybe you'll find some happiness

I wept a thousand tears for you
for my love that came true
and soon I realized
I'd always dreamt it'd come to this

And though that time passes by
and that our lives have changed
but our love was special
our love was strange

And though my heart broke
in time it did mend
except when I think about the time
that we used to be friends

you said go back to your dream
back to your wilderness
go back along the walk
maybe you'll find some happiness

I wept a thousand tears for you
for my love that came true
and soon I realized
I'd always dreamt it'd come to this

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