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SW Family! (~message me if you want in! I love families!~)
Sisters- Kira1115

I play the Violin, Piano, Bass Guitar, Guitar, and probably anything else you hand me; just give me time. WAHOO! I got into orchestra! Plus I got to play a Viola and cello, O.O it was weird.

-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
--from the ground that are not as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
---reality, they are amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who is---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------

Usernames I would like to change to but won't: Wolf Spirit
Mist Walker
Rose
Autumn Forever
Shadow Lurker

Sometimes when I am writing I will write how I feel, when I am angry something bad may happen or something may be killed. When I am happy someone may be praised for something and good things will happen. I never realized it before my aunt said something about it.

It will most likely take me weeks to write a chapter at a time. Most of them will be just something that pops in my head and I just type it up and it won't be good. Other times I will be really focused on a story. If you notice that a story hasn't been touched for a long time it is either because I forgot about it and haven't remembered it yet or I haven't had time to get to it.

Quotes-
By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail- Benjamen Franklin
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all - Oscar Wilde
True beauty is on the inside not the outside -me
You never realize how much you miss something until it is gone and you can't get it back or it is out of reach. -Me
The symbol of love.... but also the symbol of death. -Scarlet Rose (tell me if you want me to take it off because I want everyone to know you have a great quote!)
Letting go is harder than it seems. -Visions to Ponder (Same thing as Scarlet Rose)

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
2. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
3. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
4. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
5. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
6. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
7. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
8. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
9. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.



:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

1) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

2) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

3) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

5) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

6) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

7) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."