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...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
() Felt like dying....
() Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until you peed yourself
() Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
() Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
() Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating

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My emoticons, and why I use them:
normaly used to greet one of my friends when they enter the CB

used when a noob is posting stupid questions, or for anyone else who i think is supid

no explanation needed

normaly used to follow the emote, dosent mean that i actualy will ban you

used if someone is anoying me

usualy used to show frustraition or anger

used to show affection/friendship

used to beg someone for help

used to cure any illness/injury

used to say goodbye when a friend leaves the CB

Just a cool emote i wanted to put on my page!

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Warrior cats!

A quick word on the subject of names:

Every warrior's name is made of two parts Eg. Fireheart = Fire + Heart. when a cat is a aprentice the second part of their name is replaced with 'paw' so Fireheart was Firepaw. and if a cat becomes leader of his/her clan the second part of their name is replaced with 'star' so, Fireheart became Firestar.

and for the smart ones out there: Yes, I did get my name from the warrior cats name generator.

Favourite books:

Story arc 1: "The Darkest Hour" (book 6)

Story arc 2: "moonrise" (book 2)

Favourite Characters:

Story arc 1: Sandpaw/Sandstorm

Story arc 2: Crowpaw/Crowfeather

Favourite Quote: (Squirrlepaw, Dawn, page 323) "Oh Brambleclaw, my heart is with thunderclan; Dont you know? My heart is with you"

Warriors: the new prophecy relationships SPOILER ALERT! :

COMMING SOON!

after getting that lot out of the way, ill give you info on my quest to finish warriors: the new prophecy before 05/05/09

well, good news I did it!

Finishing time: 6:30 pm

Time left : 7H 30 minutes

Time elapsed: 3D 18H 30M

Total number of pages read: 1868

average pages per day: 467

Average pages per hour: 20.76

Average pages per minute: 0.35

As it seems to be tradition for people who like warrior cats to create their own clan, i will do the same, i shal name my clan: moonclan (i'm sorry if I am using someone elses name, but there are only so many apropriate names)

Moonclan:

Leader: Fuzzystar

Deputy: Rockheart (aprentice: Dawnfur)

Warriors: Hawkclaw (aprentice: Mudpaw), Wildheart (aprentice: Scarpaw), Runningclaw, Mossfur, Icefire

Medcien cat: Tanglepelt

Queens: Swiftfire, Rainpelt

Aprentices: Mudpaw, Scarpaw, Dawnfur

(note: if at any time in this section it looks like I care about the relationship between 2 fictional characters, then i'd like to state that i do not.)

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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:


Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.


"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."


Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!


Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?


Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.


Oh no! Where's my Rolex.


Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?


There go the lights again?


"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."


Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!


Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.


What's this doing here?


I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.


That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!


Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.


Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?


OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.


This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?


Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?


Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.


What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"


FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!


Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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Collections of other people's stuff:

Things not to do in a Lord of the Rings Movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

If you Hate Twilight with evey part of your body, then put this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Fuzzyheart

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is good, and you want to beat them untill they stop liking it, than add this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Fuzzyheart

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Grim Death, Becklypuff, Fuzzyheart.


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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.