136 comments, 135 on me, 3 contests, 0 columns, joined Apr 8, 2011
Visited on Mar 21 2012 07:25 PM
NOTE: this is just a bunch of random crap about me. If you love the world, READ IT. If not, skip ahead to FuzziBunni's Randomness Zone where I have all my "copy and paste these onto your profile" thingers. If you took your time to read this, you get a reward!!
And if you're wondering, "=3" is pretty much my signature.
A little about me-
Eyes: bluish grey on most days, can become totally grey if I'm ticked off (no lie)
Vision: completely sucks. Like, 2 inches/1.5 inches. No lie. At least my glasses make me look super smart =3 They're ocean pacific
Hair: longish, several inches past my shoulders, chocolate brown with caramel to blond highlights (everyone complains I never do anything with it, but it's so thick I don't bother! =3)
piercings: three in each ear, not about to get any anywhere else =3
Skin: pale in winter (hello, I live in Wisconsin!!) mildly tan in summer
Height: 5'4" I'm so short
Favorite song: "Blink" by Revive (it's on a Rookie Blue commercial. Very catchy =3)
Favorite book: Do I really have to choose???
Favorite movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Despicable me, 27 Dresses, Push, the Harry Potter movies (I was a HP fan even before HP became cool =3)
Favorite time of day: evening. Sunsets are so beautiful =3
Favorite book/movie/anything character of all time: Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. What can I say? He's HOT!!!
SLYTHERIN IS AMAZING!!!!! (don't deny it)
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness...
Acrophobia - Fear of heights...
Agliophobia - Fear of pain...
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds...
Agyrophobia - Fear of crossing the street...
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects...
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car...
Androphobia - Fear of men...
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking...
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers...
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society...
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched...
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders...
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers...
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning...
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness...
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection...
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure...
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes...
Autophobia - Fear of being alone...
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria...
Barophobia - Fear of gravity...
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep paths...
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians...
Bibliophobia - Fear of books...
Botanophobia - Fear of plants...
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness...
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors...
Chionophobia - Fear of snow...
Chromophobia - Fear of colours...
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks...
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces...
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns...
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers...
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs...
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees...
Dentophobia - Fear of dentists...
Domatophobia - Fear of houses...
Dtychiphobia - fear of accidents...
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Ecophobia - Fear of the home...
Elurophobia - Fear of cats...
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers
Equinophobia - Fear of horses
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
Gophobia - Fear of marriage...
Genuphobia - Fear of knees...
Globophobia - Fear of balloons...
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public...
Gynophobia - Fear of women...
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun...
Hemophobia - Fear of blood...
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles...
Hydrophobia - Fear of water...
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
Itrophobia - Fear of doctors...
Insectophobia - Fear of insects...
Ichithyophobia - Fear of fish...
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms...
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
L - M
Lekophobia - Fear of the colour white...
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and/or hurricanes...
Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth...
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking...
Melanophobia - Fear of the colour black...
Microphobia - Fear of small things...
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs...
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things...
Noctiphhobia - Fear of the night...
Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals...
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight...
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8...
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain...
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes...
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds...
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper...
Pathophobia - Fear of disease...
Pedophobia - Fear of children...
Philophobia - Fear of love...
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid...
Podophobia - Fear of feet...
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the colour purple...
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns...
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying...
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire...
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Rajalophobia - Fear of Apes...
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Scolionophobia - Fear of school...
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon...
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation...
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep...
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Tachophobia - Fear of speed...
Technophobia - Fear of technology...
Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder...
Trypanophobia - Fear of injections...
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women...
Verminophobia - Fear of germs...
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft...
Xenophobia - Fear of strangers...
Zoophobia - Fear of animals (except from rabbits and birds)
TOTAL OVERALL: 12
More than 50, Why aren't you in a psyche-ward yet?
More than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.
More then 20, you're paranoid.
10-20, you are normal.
10 or less, you're fearless.
You are here: slight sanity
CAUTION: YOU ARE ENTERING THE RANDOMNESS ZONE
Where you are going: the randomness zone
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~тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Every 7 seconds, a teenager dies from suicide. Post this on your page if you want that to change.
98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile
I LOVE SLYTHERIN!!! (and NO, not only because Draco Malfoy is hot hehe =3 )
If you believe that there's such thing as true love, or love at first sight, or you're really in love with someone now, let this sparkle in your profile!
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle.
TO EVERY GIRL
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that thinks they are fat and wants him to
say I don't care just to show how much she means to him.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl who wants to sleep with a guy without actually having sex.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
To every girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
To every girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who's looking for that one and only and having a rough time on the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
TO EVERY GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
TO EVERY girl that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
Post This On Your Page If You ARE the "Girl"
If Justin Beiber was on a high apartment building, about to jump, 95% of people would cry, hold signs and yell, "DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!", in shrill, high pitched voices....
Post this on your page if your one of the 5%, including me, to yell, "DO A FLIP!!!!!"
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page
"If you piss me off, I will kick your ." ~Put this on ur page if you agree!~
My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Hes already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because your effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Smart person trying to talk me out of doing something that everyone else is doing: If they went and jumped off a bridge would you go jump off a bridge too?
Me (even smarter than the smart person): No, I’d stand on the bridge and laugh when they hit the water.
Put This On Your Channel..
I am the one who sits in the corner alone
I am the one who pretends not to care when I get insulted
I am the one who trys to make other people happy whatever the concequences for me
I am the one who sits in silence because i'm afraid of saying somthing stupid
I am the one who no longer fights back
I am the one who lies about my true feelings just so it dosn't hinder others
I am the one who knows that people won't miss what they never had
I am the one who knows that just because I did something right just means I'm gonna mess up later
IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM OR USED TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
26. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
27. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
28. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
31. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
32. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
33. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
34. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
35. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
36. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
37. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. (or can you?)
38. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
39. A snail can sleep for three years.
40. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
41. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
42. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
43. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
44. All polar bears are left handed.
45. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
46. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
47. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
52. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15, Violent Glass, emo is my name, Grim Death, Becklypuff, The Morpher, SkittlesForBrains, ChesshireCatLove, Connor Temple, babyred1995, bluecowgurl09, browneyegirl6, Sophthevampslayer, Brunette Wolf,lollypops!, FuzziBunni =3
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
_Smile and say 'thank you.
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for who you are and not what you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether
Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!!!!
Ditch his sorry , disgrace to the male population
and find someone who will treat you with utter respect
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it.
Give the nice guys a chance.
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.
Write your answers down on a
piece of paper…..
No cheating…..Don’t scroll down.
of a person of the
2. Favorite color out of red, black, blue,
3. Your first initial
5. Do you like white or black
6. Name of person of the same
7. Favorite number
8. Do you like California
or Florida better?
you like the ocean or the lake better?
10. Make a realistic
wish(not some stupid thing that you KNOW
is the code to your answers!
1) is the name of
the person you are deeply in love with, or soon will
2) if you chose:
red-You are a very
alert person and your life is full of love.
keep mostly to your self and you are very aggressive.
green-you are a
wild and wacky person and you like to kiss or
blue-you are a mellow person but, you like
yellow-you are a bright
and cheery person and you like to make out.
your initial is:
A-K: you have lots of love in your life and most
likely you currently have a crush.
L-R: you usually have a fun time
in life and your love life is about to start booming.
S-Z: you like
to party and you will be very successful later on in
4) if you were born in:
JAN.-MARCH: you will have a
good year over all and you will soon have
a crush or you already
APRIL-JUNE: your love life will start booming soon and
happens will last for a long time.
JULY-SEPT: you will
have a pretty good year and you will develop a
crush on one of your
really good friends soon.
OCT.-DECEMBER: you have a pretty good love
life going for you but, it
will soon grow.
5) if you
black: your life will take a slight turn for the best and you
have a pretty good love life and year.
white: you will
soon develop a crush of your own and have a good
6) this person is one of your best
7) this number is how many days it will take for you
and the person in
#1 to get together
8)if you chose:
Florida- you are a cool person who loves
to party and chill
California- you are up for adventure and
9) if you chose:
ocean: you are
lake: you are a mellow person and you like to keep
10) your wish will only come true if you send
this to 9 or more
_♥__♥_____♥__♥ Put this
♥_____♥_♥_____♥ on your page
♥______♥______♥ if you’ve
_♥_____/______♥ ever had a
__♥____\_____♥ crush on a
_____♥_\_♥ from a book
_______♥ or movie
and they broke your heart
....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = = = D
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page
Boy: At last I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO. Don't even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: HELL! NO! Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Now Read It From The Bottom To The Top
If you dont believe in hate, copy & paste this into your profile.
Girls don't realize these things
I'm Sorry; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with ****s who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile.
*Don't cut them self to get attention
*Don't always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don't always date emos
*Want to be happy just like others
“Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'” If you're still waiting for Him, post this on your profile.
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Pick the month you were born:
January..... I kicked
February... I loved
March........... I karate chopped
April.......... I ran over
May........... I jumped on
June.......... I smelled
July.......... I licked
August........ I had lunch with
September...I danced with
October..... I sang to
November... I yelled at
December... I did the maccarena with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1.............. a birdbath
2.............. a monster
3.............. a phone
4............... a fork
5.............. a snowman
6.............. a gangster
7.............. my cell phone
8............... my dog
9............... my best friends' boyfriend
10............. my neighbour
11............ my science teacher
12............. a banana
13............. a fireman
14................ a stuffed animal
15............. a goat
16............. a Smurf
17............ your mom
18............ a spoon
19............. a noodle
20............ a baseball bat
21............. Chuck Norris
22............... a pickle
23............ a ninja
24............ a squirrel
25............. a football player
26............... my sister
27.............. my brother
28............ an iPod
29............ a surfer
30.............. a llama
31............. a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing right now:
White...... because I'm cool like that
Black....... because that's how I roll.
Pink......... because I'm NOT crazy.
Red........... because the voices told me to.
Blue.......... because I'm pretty and I do what I want
Green...... because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars!
Purple........ because I'm AWESOME!
Gray......... because I felt like it!
Yellow...... because big bird said and he's my leader.
Orange..... because my family thinks I'm dumb anyway.
Brown........ because I can.
Other ........ because I'm a Ninja!
None........ because I can't control myself
I did the maccarena with your mom because I'm a ninja!
----- You know you live in 2010 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave .
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this.you know did ~
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY...(L0OK AT #1)
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS,(THE ANSWER IS ON #14
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9
To all of the racist minds out there...
When I was born, I was black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I go into the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I get sick I'm black.
When I die, I'm still black.
When you born, you're pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you're red.
When you cold, you're blue.
When you scared, you're yellow.
When you get sick, you're green.
When you die, you're gray.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds’ asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
--from the ground that are not as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
---reality, they are amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who is---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------ the way-------------------
-----------------to the top------------------
-----------------of the tree.---------------
You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends!
║╔═╬╩╗╔╣╚═╗ put this on your
║╚╝║╬║║║╔╗║ channel if you are or support
╚══╩═╩╝╚╝╚╝ Goths(i support)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and really frakkin' proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
...Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
♥Girl: Do You Like Me?
♥Boy: Not Really.
♥Girl: Do You Want Me?
♥Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
♥Girl: Would You Live For Me?
♥Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
♥Girl: Choose- Me Or Your Life.
♥Boy: My Life.
♥The Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And The Boy Runs After Her And Says:
♥The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
♥The Reason I Dont Like You Is Because I Love You
♥The Reason I Dont Want You Is Because I Need You
♥The Reason I Wouldnt Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
♥The Reason I Wouldnt Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
♥The Reason Im Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
♥The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!♥
put this on your page if you think
>>>>>>>ITS OKAY TO CRY<<<<<<<<
~~~Science vs Jesus~
'Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you believe in God?'
'Is God good?'
'Sure! God's good.'
'Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?'
'Are you good or evil?'
'The Bible says I'm evil.'
The professor grins knowingly. 'Aha! The Bible!' He considers for a moment.
'Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?'
'Yes sir, I would.'
'So you're good!'
'I wouldn't say that.'
'But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't.'
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?'
The student remains silent.
'No, you can't, can you?' the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
'Let's start again, young fella: is God good?'
'Er, yes,' the student says.
'Is Satan good?'
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. 'No.'
'Then where does Satan come from?'
The student: 'From...God...'
'That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?'
'Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?'
'So who created evil?' The professor continued, 'If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil.'
Without allowing the student to answer, the professor continues: 'Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?'
The student: 'Yes.'
'So who created them?'
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. 'Who created them? There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized.
'Tell me,' he continues onto another student. 'Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?'
The student's voice is confident: 'Yes, professor, I do.'
The old man stops pacing. 'Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?'
'No sir. I've never seen Him.'
'Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?'
'No, sir, I have not.'
'Have you ever actually felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?'
'No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't.'
'Yet you still believe in him?'
'According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?'
'Nothing,' the student replies. 'I only have my faith.'
'Yes, faith,' the professor repeats. 'And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith.'
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. 'Professor, is there such thing as heat?'
'Yes,' the professor replies. 'There's heat.'
'And is there such a thing as cold?'
'Yes, son, there's cold too.'
'No sir, there isn't.'
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain.
'You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.'
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
'What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?'
'Yes,' the professor replies without hesitation. 'What is night if it isn't darkness?'
'You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?'
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. 'So what point are you making, young man?'
'Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed.'
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. 'Flawed? Can you explain how?'
'You are working on the premise of duality,' the student explains. 'You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.'
'Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?'
'If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do.'
'Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?'
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
'Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?'
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
'To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean.'
The student looks around the room. 'Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?' The class breaks out into laughter.
'Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelled the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?'
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. 'I guess you'll have to take them on faith.'
'Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life,' the student continues. 'Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?'
Now uncertain, the professor responds, 'Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.'
To this the student replied, 'Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God.
It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God.'
God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light.'
The professor sat down.
~~copy and paste this onto your profile if you have FAITH~~
If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer