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Facts about me:

Life lessons according to Paige:
1) If you fall in love your going to get hurt, end of story.
2) Friends are backstabbers, it’s in their nature, if you have friends leave before they can hurt you.
3) People are hormonally driven, absent minded animals that only use their brains to move and eat. Like dogs you can train them to do menial work in exchange for minimal rewards and pats on the head.
4) Girls, if a guy claims to love you he only wants to get inside you. You can’t break a cheater.
5) Guys, if a girl claims to love you she only wants the money out of your wallet. They learn it from their mother’s, from their friends, and you can’t change it. It’s not how you look, its how much money you have.
6) No one is sane, we all pretend to be.
7) Everyone is egotistic, racist, sexist, and judgmental, you can’t change that fact no matter how much you preach. The preacher is the worst of them all.
8) There is no such thing as a happy family. If you dig deep enough you can find the dark center to everything. Just because someone’s parents don’t hit them, yell at them, or rape them doesn’t mean that everything is perfect.
9) There is no such thing as perfection so quit trying.
10) Religion is a hoax. If there is a deity out there they abandoned us long ago. People just need religion because they can’t give purpose to their own lives.
These are my views! If you steal them then you are a thief. Copy and paste this on your page if your thief or brainwashed dog or a hypocrite.

My name is Paige, I’m anti-social and I think people in general are idiots. There are few exceptions to my belief.

I have anger issues.

Don’t come to me for sympathy.

In the back of my head there is a CD player with one disc in it on repeat that sounds like this ‘kill yourself, burn yourself, cut yourself, hurt yourself, no one cares, kill yourself…’ sometimes it’s quiet and sometimes I listen to it.

I’ve been through more hell in my life than most people can imagine so don’t come crying to me because your boyfriend cheated on you.

I can list the people I love, respect, and would die for on one hand and sometimes only on three fingers.

I write poetry and prose. My short stories are usually realistic and depressing. My poetry usually pertains to abuse, depression, self mutilation, and suicide. My novels and longer works are of the dark young adult fantasy genre in nature and probably shouldn’t be read by anyone under the age of 13.

I’m going to be an elementary school teacher.

I can’t stand people over the age of 10.

I’m five foot seven and weight 119lbs, I’ve probably put on make-up five times in my entire life, and baggy clothes are my best friends.

I have no friend’s offline and only one or two I talk to online.

I don’t like talking and I’ll probably ignore you if you message me.

I’ve moved 16 times and I hate California with a passion.

I’m a rather dull person.

I don’t want your sympathy.

Read my work or get lost.

Only ask me to read yours if its interesting and not romance or erotica.

Why the hell are you still reading this? Get lost.

… I said leave…

Are you stalking me?

*Gets gun*

  • Member since April 3, 2007.
  • My mood is , and quote is "There just aren't enough hours in the day for everything, writing takes a backseat to educ".
  • I am a 19 year old woman from California (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm wishing I could write....
  • I have 2,046 comments, 23 contests, 1 column, 47 poems, 19 stories, 4 journals

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  • EphemeralStyle on January 23
    Lol, I was so tempted to argue like every negative point on this page Although I wasn't sure about number 4 in Life Lessons According to Paige, as I can't speak for them ;D But then, they've gotta have some feelings somewhere, or why would they get married and write sappy poetry on occasion? They're still human xD Oh and I can DEFINITELY argue number 5-- Money was the last thing I personally ever even thought of xD

    And finally-- if we were all sane, life would be really boring ^^ We'd probably all be the same, well-rounded people or something O.o Weeeiirrdddd.....
  • SAVAGEshark. on January 17
    I like what you've done with your profile. Still an angry person I see. But with a little sense of humour this time.
  • Surreal Rhapsody on December 18, 2009
    It's on! You can't give this back to me, that's the rule of the game! Read on. You have just been hit with a storywrite snowball! It's the start of... CHRISTMAS snow ball fight 2009! One rule to this game, You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! SO... Get out there and hit as many people as you can before they hit you! I got you first and you can't get me back! Neener-neener-neener (hehe) We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. Never Be The First To Get Old!!!!! Send this in a message, put it on a guest book, write it as a story! Get someone gooooooood

    lol, I so hit you with a snowball.

    -me!
  • October Fourth : *Reads Paige's page* on December 11, 2009
    *Reads Paige's 'Life According to Paige'*

    *Reads everything after it*

    *Wonders if he should strive for a horribly-constructed "I love you" self-ironic comment*

    *Thinks that'd get a laugh, for all the wrong reasons.*

    *Suspects Paige wouldn't even budge at that & decide he's an idiot more than he already by-nature is.*

    *Is curious to see if he could annoy Paige to the point of no end, regardless of however many words he can't fit inside a story*

    *Reads "I don’t like talking and I’ll probably ignore you if you message me." & wonders if it'll be annoying or receive a pat on the head for jokingly pointing out that you don't 'talk' on the internet.*

    *Realizes that doing that would undermine Paige's intelligence & self-realization of her intentions & chosen words*

    *Knows better than to pretend Paige won't see that as a pick up attempt by buttering up a female's natural response whenever they see a "you're intelligent" remark, for the 100th time, in a day.*

    *Is done rambling......*

    *....for now.*

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