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 A little about me, I guess.

Check out my page at allpoetry! www.allpoetry.com/Everpurple is the address!

First and foremost, I am human. (No you're not! (Yes I AM!))

Second and soremost, I am passionate about the ancient craft of storytelling. Whether I am good at such passion is up to the listener. You. Yes you, you.

Music is the soul, or something. Read that and i completely agree with it.

Some of my inspirations are; I have no clue. Don't ask me, because I'll probably lie and say music. Music is a big part of it, but I can't stand it when I'm writing. Music distracts me. That's what its good for, not for someting I have to seriously contemplate with. Music is my passion, but not when I'm doing my other passions.

 However, inspiration of the epic sort is rare and it came through music, and a nightmare. Would you like to hear it? Too bad.

Me and my family were camping. Not just my brothers and parents, but the wholeentirefamilyidon'tevenknowbecausewedon'thaveenoughreunions family. We were in a lodge and it was the last night we were there. My close family brought our trailer so we didn't sleep in the lodge, but hte final night I was able to sleep in with my cousins. I had been trying to work on a dark vs. light idea that just kept going nowhere. It was really suckish. I wanted to write about it, but I didn't think I would get anything in my brain that night. I left my writing tools in the vacant room where we had been  playing around. So I was listening to the song Dare You To Move by Switchfoot for the third time (ps this was extremely late at night and I was a bit slap-happy) and all of a sudden....Beautiful portraits of the most dramatic story that I had ever seen became swirled in with the song, became the story that I had always wanted. This was the epitome of inspiration, revelation in the truest form. I bolted into the other room and grabbed my writing stuff and was idiotic to go into the other room (I was losing precious time!) and I wrote the epic summary within another two rounds of listening. It was the best vacation of my life. I still have the paper and everything.

 Then my eleven year old laptop ate the 115 pages I had written of it and regurtitated it into an unrecognizeable document. Talk about blood sweat and tears!

But luckily I had forgotten that I had copied the entire thing into chapters on a seperate application on the family computer, the entire manuscript. I didn't remember until I was trying to rewrite it and I remembered I wanted to blog a certain part of it that I had pasted in a seperate column in the file that I nearly passed out at my grandmas. She was like, what? And I was like in tears I was so happy. So that took care of the fourth hill in the writing of the Save the Light saga.

 Now to the fun stuff I found on my fellow writers' profiles;

-------------------Girls----------------------- --------------are like apples---------------- ---------on trees. The best ones----------- --------are at the top of the tree.---------- ------The boys don't want to reach-------- ----for the good ones because they------- --are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- -Instead, they just get the rotten apples-- --from the ground that are not as good, -- -but easy. So the apples at the top think- -something is wrong with them, when in-- ---reality, they are amazing. They just---- -----have to wait for the right boy to------ -------come along, the one who is--------- -------------brave enough to--------------- ------------------climb all------------------- ------------------ the way------------------- -----------------to the top------------------ -----------------of the tree.---------------

What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"  
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"

I just watched all of the movies so I was laughing my BUTT off. Gosh. Got it from Hybrid Dragon, I think...

Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life

The girl starts to run away, but the boy grabs her arm and says...
'you dont cross my mind because your always on my mind,
I dont like you because I love you,
I dont want you because i need you,
I wouldnt cry if you left because i would die if you left,
I wouldnt do anything for you because i would do everything for you,
I chose my life because your always in it

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~


~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."