EpicUnicorn• Show stories


Ellooo, I'm lame.
I'm your ordinary fucked up kid.
I'm not sure of my sexual orientation...I don't think I'll ever be sure.
I'm OCD(Obsessive Compulsive Dissorder)
I write so I can ecscape my own boring shity life.
My parents are convinced that I'm like pyscho or something so they make me go to therapy,but it doesn't help.
The only therapy that helps me is when I write.

The Fill-In:
What your about to read right now is quite confusing, because well I'm a confusing person. So I suggest you listen up dirtbags.
...
I've fallen in love with this guy(lets just call him Dickface, because now that I think of it, he truly is a Dickface.) Well Dickface and I knew eachother since we were three, we were really close friends, we did everything together. Then came a day in about seventh grade when he just drifted off away from me, and started to hang out with sluty bitches (one of those Sluty Bitches is my friend, we can call her Whoreface.) Well Whoreface was the only one that knew that I had really strong feelings for Dickface, so just to make me a depressed suicidal( which I now am all because of her) she threw herself at him, even though shes got 20,0000 guys just wanting to fuck her, but no she just HAD to have him...out of all the guys it had to be him. Now that Dickface is infatuated with her, he completely forgot about me...
The really weird part is that when Whoreface isn't around guys shes like a WHOLE other person, shes funny and whatever. So when shes not around guys I kind of devolope feelings for her...So as much as I think shes a Whore, I still want her, but I want him. It's all really complicating. I supose this is why I'm a fucking pyscho...


  • Last seen on Sep 28 10:28 PM. Member since March 12.
  • I am a 14 year old girl (Canada)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm Batman.
  • I am in the groups GSA Gay Straight Alliance

My Stories

Guest Book

1 - 4 of 8   Show all
  • Lawliet on July 19
    omghai! You seem pretty coolie! ^-^
  • Corpses on July 19
    XD wtf? Was there any reason to light things on fire, or did you guys just do it on a whim? What kind of things did you light?

    pft, they know we think they're jerks and we freely voice it. Seriously, my little cousin (well, my step cousin...) bosses me around like a slave. Then complains when I don't do things exactly how she wants them done. XD heh, lucky bastard. If I had money, though I'd probably just spend it on something stupid like make up and candy. Do you like shopping? Lying to people isn't usually a habit of mine, but if I get them convinced of something that completely isn't true I'll go along with it for a while. Of course, the truth always comes out and we have a nice little laugh. What are your sentiments on lying?

    meh, it's some extremely complicated, all consuming RP board game. Started in the 80's and has been known to lead to addiction, murder and other such horrible things. Luckily, I'm not that sadistic, so I'm not gonna go crazy.
    I guess it's best you don't know, wouldn't want to spoil someone else's life with that shit.
  • Corpses : O: on July 18
    Bored?
    that sucks mega ass.
    What do you normally do for fun?

    My extended family is coming over today and we have to make a good impression otherwise those rich sons of bitches won't give us anything when they die! D: I get to hang with my uncle, though, which is awesome.

    D&D - Dungeons and Dragons, have you really never heard of it?
    Can't tell if that's a good thing or a horrible nightmare yet....
  • Corpses : :D on July 17
    omfg hai!
    I'm Jeremy.
    How are you?




    !
    I get to play D&D later today!!1!
    **is really excited**

Subject: