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before u read on read this
If Joe Jonas (or any Jonas Brothers) dies 90% of girls will die too,
5% would scream, if your one of the 5% who will throw a big party in celebration of his death, copy and paste this on your profile!


and if u didn't like that go away now!!!
if u think thats freakin funny read on









http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLwa3PgfvSY
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ’Barack
Obama?’

6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’

7. Feel better?

GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Nancy Pelosi!






















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~to maintain a healthy level of insanity~
1. at lunchtime sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.See if any slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom.Don't disguise your voice!
3.Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fires with that.
4.Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso.
5.In your memo field of all your checks write "For marijuana."
6.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7.Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
8.When the money comes out of the ATM scream"I won I won!"
9.When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, :Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10.Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy we are going to have to lets one of you go."


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbien.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

~ways to know if you are perverted~
1.you laugh when people say the word trojan.
2.laugh when people say cock fight
3.You like felt tip makers.
4.you don't look at bananas the same way anymore.


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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.


put this on your profile if you love your friends
you're the peanut to my butter
you're the star to my burst
you're the pop to my tart
you're the fruit to my loop
but most importantly...
you're the best to my friend!


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This is Mr. Bunny and friends.
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"immature":
a word used by people who don't know how to have fun
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A best friend
- is a girl you can call in the middle of the night
& tell her you killed someone & she would say
"Where should we hide the body?"


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~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.


Things not to do in a Lord of the Rings Movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"

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copy and past if evanescence is your heroin

"You And Me"
by life house

What day is it? And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive
I can't keep up and I can't back down
I've been losing so much time

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

One of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
I'm tripping on words
You've got my head spinning
I don't know where to go from here

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

There's something about you now
I can't quite figure out
Everything she does is beautiful
Everything she does is right

'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
Nothing to lose
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you
and me and all other people with nothing to do
Nothing to prove
And it's you and me and all other people
And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

What day is it?
And in what month?
This clock never seemed so alive


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"



PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Sheket B'vakesha Hebrew for "Shut up"


ZIVA'S RULES
1. If it annoys you, kill it.
2. Attack first, ask questions later.
3. Drive fast; its the best way to avoid roadside bombs

http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/7Rg0xub/Who-is-your-twilight-match
best quiz ever I got matched to Edward

You keep your popultatiy melo, but when you did get a flash of the spot light you use it for good. This attracts Edward to you, and of course you can't resist him. You and edward are the perfect couple


FAVORITE MUSIC:
Britney Spears,
Panic! At The Disco,
Gwen Stefani,
Evanescence,
Amy lee,
Pitbull,
Paramore,
Flyleaf,

SONGS: Handlebars by the FLOBOTS , I'm yours by jason Mraz, AMerican Idiot by green day, gives you hell by all american rejects, untouched by the veronicas

Put this on your page if you've read some of my writing.
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ani ochevet otcha means 'I love you' in Hebrew.
I got that from a story from the internet


You know if your living in 2009 when you
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did

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Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie Ostrowiski: [nervous] I don't know.
Kate Holbrook: What do you mean, you don't know? You think you're at an Arby's right now?
Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and cooler people there!
Kate Holbrook: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick *all* this gum under here?
Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie Ostrowiski: bitch, I don't know your life!

-Quotes From The Movie Baby Mama

Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy : No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life
The girl starts to run away, but the boy grabs her arm and says...
'you dont cross my mind because your always on my mind,
I dont like you because I love you,
I dont want you because i need you,
I wouldnt cry if you left because i would die if you left,
I wouldnt do anything for you because i would do everything for you,
I chose my life because your always in it.



FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this tt!!

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"You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.."

You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover

You cry when Jenny dies

You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat @ the TV screaming & yelling & cussing ( totally me and I still fucking do it)

You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!"

You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS

You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week"

You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand

When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you

When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon

When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase

When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GUD!!" your work here is done

1. Your real name: olivia

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):aolXvii

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): oliviaizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): black wolf

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on):marie
bonny

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): olsoli

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): black monster

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Anne Michael

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):Black jack

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "Flo"): livlivflo

11. Your Couple Name (The first 3 letters of your Crush and the first 3 Letters of your name):andvia

12. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your firs name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): olimarols

13.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end): CrazytruejacksonVPHouseNCISlady

If you listen to music in the bathroom, sing along in the shower, use your toothbrush as a microphone, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever given off the allusion of being drunk when you weren't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

Put this on your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

If you think iPods are gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (NCIS )

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you watch several shows that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you ever ran out in the rain to cool of in winter, Copy this on your profile

If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")

If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

Cote de Pablo is fucking staying on that show! And she'll get married to Tony and have lots of babies.


A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can’t bear to watch. Don’t make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.~♥


If a pet dies 75% would say “oh well they were a good pet”
20% would cry their eyes out. If you are one of the 5% that
would give their pet a funeral then post this to your page.


EMO
emo doesnt meen u cut,
emo doesnt meen ur gay,
emo is life,
emo is people,
emo is real,
emo is me
emo is passion,
emo is a promise in my heart,
i love emo!

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x] we R Nice People
x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves
x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] we Have Feelings
x] Not All of us R Bi!
x] we R The Hottestt People ALIVE!
x] we Do Smile
x] we Do Laugh
x]we all don't cut
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Lets get that DISGUTING werewolf Venom out of you


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"I cut;
i bleed;
But no one is paying attention to me;
At night i cry;
By the window i sit;
But no one is paying attention to me;
I look to my left;
I look to my right;
Still no one is paying attention to me."


Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline!

If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.



If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for
you.



If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.



If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want;
stay on the line while we trace your call.



If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered
to the mother ship.



If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.



If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.



If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001



If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash
key until a representative comes on the line.



If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,

phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.



If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and
carefully press 000.



If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after
the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before
the beep. Please wait for the beep.



If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short

term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss,

press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.



If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are far too busy to talk to you.

• leave her cute text notes.
• kiss her in front of your friends.
• trust her over everyone else.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she`s the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you`re around your friends.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she`s sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• write her letters.
• when she`s sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she`s important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.


you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , Emo-tears,


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

DID I LIKE DUMMY ANOTHER TO IT SEND R-E-T-A-R-D-?! A LIKE THIS READ TO TRYING TIME SWEET UR TOOK YOU SINCE

Now Read It BackWards


1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE MAD ( L0OK AT #13)
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI…LOL
8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS,(THE ANSWER IS ON #14
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)



The This Cat
The Is Cat
The How Cat
The You Cat
The Keep Cat
The An Cat
The Idiot Cat
The Busy Cat
The For Cat
The 25 Cat
The Seconds Cat

Goths:

- Don't always wear black
- Don't worship Satan
- Aren't evil
- Don't want to kill everyone
- Don't hate everyone
- Aren't always depressed
- Are normal just like you




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They want to ask you to PLEASE copy and paste them...PLEASE!?



Animals are abused 198 times every second JUST in the U.S.A. When you think about that, it is really sad.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

This person said to copy and paste this if your random and proud of it.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren’t two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I’m just random! If you’re random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
have two pets.


90% of people would go nuts if
Miley Cyrus jumped off a building.
4% would yell JUMP. If you are the
6% that would push her, copy this and
paste this on to your profile!

96% of teens won’t stand up
for God, only 4% will.
If you are one of the 4%, post
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Edward Cullen




TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i’ll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i’ll provoke the Volturi and blame you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!!!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
NORMAL PEOPLEont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there


If Stepenie Meyer stopped making books 10% of people would not care, 1% would scream with joy, 85% would scream and cry with loss, and if you are the 4% that would die, copy this to your profile! Im not scared to die.
























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