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Welcome to my page!

My name is Madeline or Maddie, but please, call me Elms. I am a freshman in high school, and..... well yeah.

My SW Family (at least the ones I can remember.... and there aren't many, as I only was born into families just recently.):
Wyrm- my older sister.... I love her so much. She gave me Ducky the First.
Dark- He used to be my uncle. Now he's my brother.
Kaitie- I think she's my long lost twin or the sister that I've always known. She might be my cat..... It's hard to tell, with all the licking. She's also my favorite puffer fishy in the world.
Lily- She's definitely my favorite cousin.
Mow- Long lost third cousin, twice removed. I never get to talk to her!
Raccoon- She's my pet raccoon that I use to attack people who disagree with me.
Robin- My real life best friend, and my SW..... friend. We argue to much to last as relatives. Just kidding, I love her to death.
I can't remember anyone else! Aw, tell me if I forgot you, please.

Here's some cool sayings. I didn't make up any of them, so don't sue me.
-This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
-Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
-"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."-Charlie Brown
-In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.
-"Mmmm, doughnuts..."-Homer Simpson
-Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it.
-A war never decides who is right, but who is left.

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Below is Mr. Bunny.
Please paste him on your homepage
to help him on his mission to
DOMINATE the world!!!!!
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*98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*



More About Me And Etc. Stuff:

Favorite Books:
Twilight series (it was pretty good until people became obsessed)
Pride and Prejudice
all the Dear America books... I don't know. There just fun reads I guess.
anything Victoria Holt(aka Phillipa Carr)

Fave Movies & TV Shows:
Anne of Green Gables(yes, I have read the books, too)
Pride and Prejudice
That 70's Show
Monk
Bones

Me-
Eyes: Gray-blue. Sometimes they look blue-green.
Hair: Brown, to shoulders, straight across bangs
Height:... tall (5'10)...
Ethnicity: English, Irish, German umm... Pretty much just American... lots of other stuff... southern...
Healthiness: Healthy
GPA: 3.75-4.0
Religion: atheist(isn't "atheist" spelled weird? I used to think it was "athiest"...)
Random Fact: My past obsessions- The Great Depression, Medieval times, fantasy books, Tamora Pierce, vultures, Pride and Prejudice, models(I despised them, but loved them at the same time), Runescape, and other nerdy things. I am currently obsessed with the Regency Era and watching that political show with Rachel Madox. (I spelt that wrong....)


I am a terrible speller. I always have to use spell-check, so spelling is my total weakness. Which.... really sucks.

I have asthma. Well, at least my doctor thinks so. He's not positive, so we have to wait awhile to see if my lung capacity gets better.....

*waits a while* (about two months later):

Wull... I verdict is I "sorta" have asthma. Thank god I don't have to take my inhaler twice a day now. I just have to use it when I play sports or do p.e. YAY! *looks around and scowls* Actually, that's sorta cool. So if I'm running, and all of a sudden I can't breathe, now I have proof I'm not just faking it! It's nice being so.... sickly.

I'm also lactose intolerant. And I can't wear bandaids because I'm allergic to latex. And I'm allergic to mango skins if they touch my face. And eating eggs in the morning makes me sick. I also have chronic stomach aches and tend to trip a lot. I got a lot going for me, don't I?

Family History:

Mom's Side:
Okay, so on my grandfather's side, the Jacksons', we've been in America since the revolutionary war. Apparently, we had a lot of land somewhere in the south, lost it to the British, and when we won against the British, we got it back for fighting in the war. Or at least, that's what I think happened. I'll have to ask my mom later. Then on my grandmother's side, the Chlores' (spelling?) we were from Germany and Ireland. We have a bunch of super old pictures from Christmas in Germany, and they are frickin' awesome, excuse my frankness. I don't really know when they came on over..... maybe during the potato famish or something.....

Dad's Side:
I'm not so sure about this part of the family. My dad's grandmother, Sadie, was adopted from England, so we don't know that half. But, my grandfather's family were non-religious Jews, who lived in New York City for the longest time. We definitely were here before World War ll, but besides that we don't really know. We changed our name to Newman "new-man" when we immigrated about a 100 years ago or so, so I guess that's why it makes it so hard to know.

I think that's all.......

Well, byebye.

(WRITE IN MY GUEST BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)