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Hey! I'm Elmeresia, but I guess you can call me Elmer or El. I am pretty new at this SW business and stuff, so I might seem a bit noobish.

Here's some cool sayings. I didn't make up any of them, so don't sue me.
-This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
-Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
-"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."-Charlie Brown
-In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die.
-"Mmmm, doughnuts..."-Homer Simpson

Yep...
Hahahaha, I just love that one.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it.

A war never decides who is right, but who is left.

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|………..| Put this on your
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|…….O.| ever pushed a
|………..| door that said pull!
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Below is Mr. Bunny.
Please paste him on your homepage
to help him on his mission to
DOMINATE the world!!!!!
(\ /)
(O.o)
(>"<)
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-----///\\-----Please
----///-\\\----Put This
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---|||--|||---You Know
----\\\-///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died Or Is Dying
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----///--\\\---Thanks For Your Support!

*98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*



More About Me And Etc. Stuff:

Favorite Books:
The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things
The Secret Garden
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson.
Tamora Pierce(author)
Harry Potter
Dairy Queen and The Off Season(haven't read it yet.... but I know I'll like it)
Anything by Victoria Holt(aka Philippa Carr)
Nobody's Princess and Nobody's Prize
Chasing Freedom
(I have more but don't feel like writing them all down... 8-})

Fav. Movies & TV Shows:
Anne of Green Gables(yes, I have read the books, too)
Pride and Prejudice
That 70's Show
What I Like About You
Monk
Scrubs
Avatar(I admit it!)
Harry Potter
Hairspray

Me-
Hair: To ears, straight, dark "crap" color brown
Height:... tall (5'9)...
Ethinicity: English, Irish, umm... American... lots of other stuff... southern...
Healthiness: Healthy
GPA(my friend said to add it): 3.33-3.75
Religion: n/a Dad ex-Jewish, Mom semi/ex-Christian
Random Fact: My past obsessions- The Great Depression, Medieval times, fantasy books, Tamora Pierce, vultures, Pride and Prejudice, models(I despised them), Runescape, and other nerdy things. I am currently obsessed with Victoria Holt(author), aka Philippa Carr. She is dead...

My b-day is coming up soon! I am very excited. Anyone who is reading this, I want you to get me a $1,000,000.99 gift certificate to.... Copperfields, Boarders, and um... Baskin&Robbins(even though I'm lactose intolerant). Na, you don't have too. But you can give it to me "virtually" if you want. Then I will feel happy.

You don't have to read my homepage. I would actually advise you not too. It's pretty crappy.







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  • Mr. Mastadon Farm on July 20
    O hai, I'm Freddie! :]!
  • gerifitzsimmons on June 25


    Hi, Emeresia and welcome to the StoryWrite website

    My username is gerifitzsimmons but most people just call me Geri in my circle of friends. Our site is a community of people who all share a common desire to write and hopefully become a published author sometime in the future. It is also a place to sharpen your writing skills and display your creativity while being in a fun environment! http://storywrite.com/home/guide/rules

    You will notice a gold medal by your name. This is a free trial membership. This shows you what options you have if you were a paid member of Storywrite.com. After approximately three days the gold membership expires, so take the opportunity to see all that our site offers to you.

    We have a new members group on the site. This group was set-up to show you how to post your work onto the site and to give you an understanding of how the reading/reviewing of your work actually happens. If you have not already done so, I would suggest you take a peek into this group and see how this process works. http://storywrite.com/group/info/New+members+group

    Along with a new members group, we have a New Members Contest that is held every month. Come and check it out. The contest is open to any new member. http://storywrite.com/contest/5074.

    It is recommended that all new members to the site give serious consideration to joining a writing group as a method of assisting them in becoming an active member of the site. It is a great place to make new friends and get helpful critiques.

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  • Lawliet on June 24
    Nihehe, hai! ^-^ *waves*

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