I'm Elisabeth, but you can call me Lis.I write anything that doesn't rhyme because I live with a poet.We have three dogs, three cats, four black and white Muscovy ducks and seventeen chickens and three roosters.I don't like being told that my English spelling is incorrect, if you remember that, we'll get along just fine.

YOU GOT PUBLISHED?
OMG!!

He doesn't know,
but he's got a wet pocket now!

Guess Who?

And it ain't the Tooth Fairy!
I help out at these two sites:
JabberTale.com
and
The HarperCollins' site,
Authonomy.com

And NOW
TWO
for those of you who are freezing
your ... OFF!

- Member since November 24, 2007.
- My mood is
, and quote is " It's 2010?! What happened to 2009?". - I am a 63 year old woman (Australia)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Reading.
- I support the site as a gold member
- I help out as a teacher


































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- I am in the groups Boiler Room, Editors Incorporated, Granny Golightlys Kitchen Table, NaNoWriMo, Over The Hill Gang, Storywrite Anthology Volume One,
Teachers, Writing 101 - I have 1,021 comments, 3 contests, 2 columns, 7 poems, 93 stories
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lavanya : Hi Lis! on January 30
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Linchy on January 26Well done Lis on getting published XD
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E Ardania on January 16Just page skippin'.
Hehe, I love all your pictures on your page.
My favourite is the bomb technician one. 
Have a great day! -
Linchy on December 28, 2009As usual, those pictures are wacky! Haven't gone on Icanhavecheezburger for a while



