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Hey! My name ish....you'll have to ask and I would like to say what's up to everyone now say what's up back damn you
So where should I start, I'm a male, just turned 20 (Not fun....). I'm a Gemini, I likes to write even though I'm a very slow writer and reader....yeah...sue me....no don't sue me please
I love to love lol. I ish random hehehe, well who isn't anyways.
I live in America , home for the poor and rich.....but still home . And that's pretty much it for now. Does this pretty much settle everything that you needed to know
Does it
Well if it doesn't then too bad
lol lol Your going to have to ask to find out if I'll tell you or not so HA!
I'm not a messed up individual lolx
And now since I'm somewhat new to this page, excuse me while I make this cozy page my room Excuse me ...

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It's looking pretty cozy now
Its missing something though..... "Puts a poster of a wall showing a naked porn-star" PERFECT!
er um, now that THAT'S settled, your still here aren't you... Um I have nothing here for you lol Unless....... you want to steal my poster "takes a broom and swings wildly" YOU'LL NEVER TAKE IT ALIVE DAMN YOU!!


...Have You Ever...
(N) Smoked a cigarette
(Y) Drank so much you threw up
(Y) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(N) Been arrested
(N) Gone on a blind date
(Y) Skipped school
(Y) Seen someone die
(Y) Been to Canada
(Y) Been to Florida
(N) Been to Mexico
(Y) Been on a plane
(Y) Been lost
(N) Been on the opposite side of the country
(N) Gone to Washington , DC
(N) Swam in the ocean
(Y) Felt like dying....
(Y) Cried yourself to sleep
(N) Played cops and robbers
(N) Recently colored with crayons
(Y) Sang karaoke badly
(N) Paid for a meal with only coins
(Y) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(Y) Made prank phone calls
(Y) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(N) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(Y) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(Y) Danced in the rain
(Y) Written a letter to Santa Clause
(N) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(N) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(Y) Blown bubbles
(N) Made a bonfire on the beach
(N) Crashed a party
(Y) Gone roller-skating
(Y) Ice-skating


(Y and N) I'm single
(Y and N) I'm in a relationship
(N) I'm engaged
(Y) I've had someone cheat on me.
(N) I've gone on a blind date.
(Y) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(Y) I miss someone right now.
(N) have a fear of commitment.
(Y) I have a fear of abandonment.
(N) I've cheated in a relationship.
(Y) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
(N) I've gotten divorced
(Y) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(Y) I've told someone I loved them
(Y) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

(Yeah, Myself ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(Y) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(Y) I am a cuddler.
(Y) I love to flirt.
(N) I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(Y) I've hugged a stranger.
(N) I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

(N) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(Y) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(Y) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(Y) I've snuck out of my house.
(Y) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(Y) I am keeping a secret from the world
(Y) I've cheated while playing a game.
(Y) I've cheated on a test.
(N) I've run a red light.
(Y) I've been suspended from school.
(Y) I've witnessed a crime.
(Y) I've been in a fist fight.
(N) I've been arrested.
(Y) I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

(Y) I've consumed alcohol.
(N) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(N) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(Y) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
(Y) I can't swallow pills.
(N) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
(N) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(Y) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
(N) I take anti-depressants.
(N) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
(N) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
(N) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(Y) I've hurt myself on purpose
(N) I'm addicted to self harm
(N) I've woken up crying.
(Y) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide

(Y) I'm afraid of dying.
(Y) I hate funerals.
(Y) I've seen someone die.
(Y) Someone i know has attempted suicide.
(Y) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(N) I've attempted suicide.


Random

(N) I can sing well.
(Y) I open up to others easily.
(N) I watch the news.
(N) I don't kill bugs.
(Y) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(Y) I curse regularly.
(Y) I sing in the shower.
(Y) I am a morning person.
(Y) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(N) I'm a snob about grammar.
(N) I am a sports fanatic.
(Y) I twirl my hair
(N) have "x"s in my screen name
(N) I love being neat
(N) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(N) I bake well.
(Y) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(Y) I would wear pajamas to school.
(N) I like Martha Stewart.
(Y) I know how to shoot a gun.
(Y) I am in love with love.
(N) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(Y) I laugh at my own jokes.
(Y) I eat fast food weekly
(Y) I believe in ghosts.
(N) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(Y) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(N) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(Y) I am really ticklish.
(N) I love white chocolate
(Y) I bite my nails
(Y) I play video games
(Y) I'm good at remembering faces.
(N) I'm good at remembering names.
(N) I'm good at remembering dates.
(N) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
(N) I have tried to join a circus and failed

(Y) My answers are totally honest

"I love you just the way you are"

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not taned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are"

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